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To the men out there I have cut and pasted a note I received from a so called submissive.  After reading this let me explain a little bit about why notes like this are a waste of time for both parties.

I received this note: 

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"What is sought is a very decisive and courageous Domme eager to objectively and thoroughly conduct my deliberately long and intensive anal training receiving your dreadful strapon dildos real time without excuses or apology. Obviously, my tears may be absolutely unavoidable. This is about achieving very thorough results through this grim ritual. Don't be shy or restricted by kindness. Train and explore with authority for thorough results.

Please cause me to bear the agonizing rituals inevitable to give absolute proof of my fitness and explicit experience to impressively serve and please my Domme as her obedient anal whore.

Though I am no pain pig and pain is certainly not an objective, no consideration for my loss of dignity or physical discomfort should reduce the emphatically thorough effectiveness of this humbling submissive experience. You are expected to leave no marks and to protect my health and safety but please do not be influenced at all by my behaviors to reduce or evade the excruciating effects of your relentlessly intensive training.

Your slut also anticipates and is eager to willingly submit to deliberately humiliating and merciless preparation for this ritual. Enduring an indelicately rigorous and unduly thorough cleansing with cruelly difficult to bear large volume enemas is an explicitly justifiable initiation to the dreadful ritual to ensue. You should be very successful at seeing to it that I absolutely have difficulty coping with the humiliating and agonizing submission to the deliberately awful enemas. The purpose is to make it forbiddingly clear that this male cunt will be severely and objectively used with unforgivable rigor as you proceed later to very decisively rape him over and over with wretched strapon dildos. Please emphatically train him with dildos specifically selected for the anguish they provide. The enemas are powerfully effective at humbling your humiliated slut. It is in preparation for his obedient submission to the grueling and intentionally unpleasant rapings guaranteed to follow vehemently with devastating effectiveness. The enemas should be an ordeal to bear in themselves helping to resolutely establish with your subject your authority and determination to carry out this ritual without compromise or excuses.

The unbearable duration of the relentless rapings is the objective rather than large diameters and unnatural sizes of the dildos used. Most of the experience has been with 1 1/4"- 1 1/2" jell dildos 7". Of course, you may develop the facility to take more. Please don't make that a priority over experiencing the emphatically excruciating duration of the grim ritual.

This is a real time only, no nonsense training mission and not at all anticipated to result in a LTR. It will require your stamina, objective focus on the mission, discipline and determination to succeed. The sub cannot give what the Domme will not boldly take from him. Eager submission is given to be very well used indeed. Please demand our very best.

You will find me to be clean, well educated, polite, obedient, in very good health, not hairy, reasonable weight for height, 36 waist and 44 chest, and with all my own good teeth and hair. As you may already observe, I am also very eager to be splendidly taken both extensively and intensively. This non-smoker is D&D free. My health is good and my parts all still work fine. (Surprised?) My health for my age is unbelievable. Many 45 year-olds would love to swap with me.

Would you please consider such a mission? You seem very qualified to absolutely and very objectively see this through without compromise. Your time, strength and determination are valued. There is no expectation of something for nothing. What are Your requirements?

Of course, I can come to you there early August. My work requires considerable travel. Most places can be scheduled with enough lead time. What can be arranged?

submissively yours,"
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This person stated that they are a submissive.  I did not see anything at all submissive in this note.  All of it is telling me what he wants and how he wants me to do it to him.  And that he is not seeking a LTR.  If one had bothered to read my profile they would see that I have a simple instruction for a slave/submissive to follow when contacting me for the first time as well as the kind of relationship I seek.  No where does it say I want total strangers to contact me for occasional or one time play that will scratch their kinky itch.  And then telling me how I am to go about it and add to that the very narrow parameters given.

So guys, try reading our profiles before you send notes and choose people who seek what you seek (as well as the kind of relationship you seek) or it is just a waste of time for all involved.

And his last paragraph asks me what my requirements....as if those were not clearly mentioned in my profile.

To any reading this, do you think my profile speaks clearly of what I seek? 

And men wonder why they often do not get responses... 

For those of you who are serious about finding a dominant woman, please read the profile of the person before you mail them.  If you are not what she seeks, there is no point in sending her mail unless you seek to just be friends.  And even if you seek to be just friends, please follow any instructions given or often your notes wont even be read.

Ms Sara, Head Mistress of ClubFEM_Indy