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I hate these fucking things! Since no one really knows me here I'll give it a go! Everyone keeps asking if I'm ever going too. You may regret you requests! Hope you like bad jokes, horrible punctuation, misspelling and rambling! LMAO! My name is Lexi. My closer friends just call me Creepy or Creepy Lil' Devil. As I'm sure most of will understand and probably do the same after reading this. At least those of you I don't scare off first! LMAO! You are probably about to find out more about me than you want. Things most people will never know or except in my day-to-day life. You have now become the victims to my darkest and dirtiest sexual desires. Guess I should explain after calling you all victims. Now you're in it for the long haul! I'm saving all the naughty juicy kinky stuff for the end! First I'm going to bore you to death! I started this profile as an escape from the judging world around me and let my inner demons of to play a little. I've never been your normal girl and have always like more twisted and dark things. This is no different sexually! Makes being open about things difficult. I am not just another fake who're looking for attention or here to promote so sort of porn site. Everything I share is really me. Much more real than the character I play in my normal life. I may leave out personal details like full name and actual address. But, everything you here or see is 100% me. Except for the fact I no longer live in in Huntsville, Alabama. I spent the majority of my life there. But, I now live closer to the Mississippi boarder on a beautiful piece of property that I am now struggling to payoff thanks to an ex-girlfriend and her broken promise. And yes, I said ex-girlfriend! But don't worry boys! I swing both ways! LMAO! I like both men and women and all of you undecided and in-between. I'm pretty open-minded in sexual partners. The feeling of pleasure and satisfaction is the goal! I'm not judgemental or racist when it comes to different types of partners or the strangely dark and un-pleasurable. As you will soon find out! Before I get in to those dark dirty kinky desires that lead me to start this profile. Let's start with the chain of events that created these demon that haunt me. There is really no explanation other than life, desire and a slightly twisted imagination. Growing up was normal, I guess. I've definitely heard worse stories than mine. I was born and pretty much raised around Huntsville. My dad left when I was young and I was raised on a house full of women for the majority of my life. Out of all my sister's I wasn't the worst but, possibly second in line. Short of sibling rivalry and confused emotions there wasn't much to tell until I hit middle school. My first year of middle school was when I really started acting on my desires and getting in trouble. Which usually involved my slightly twisted sexual desires. I started messing around with myself and boys. I discovered just how attractive I was to other girls and different types of sexual partners. I started fantasizing about dark and twisted things. I actually got escorted home by the police from running around a cemetery at night in nothing but my panties. Long story! Put simply, fear and sex go great together. I wasn't alone until the guy I was with abandoned me because he noticed the cop long before I did. I was a little preoccupied with my kinky fun and horny ass demons! LMAO! By high school I was all about sex, drugs and partying. Never got in any serious trouble. Legally anyways! Once maybe! Case was dropped thank God! Another long story I might share with you one day. It only involves me soaking wet and cuffed! LMAO! Anyways! As I was saying....I started getting in a lot of trouble. Grades dropped drastically. Mainly because I was never there and usually skipping to fool around or get fucked up. Caused a lot of troubles at home. There for a while me and mom where about the kill each other. Add my sister's to the mix and it became an all bitch rumble. The changer was getting kicked out of school! I was in 11 grade and took ecstasy before school one day. With the lack of sleep from fooling around the night before and it being some really strong shit, I was fucked up! I got up and walked out of the middle of athletics and ended up outside trying to climb a tree and running through the sprinklers! That and everything leading to that point sealed my fate! Like getting caught fooling around in the restrooms, closet, in the ceiling over our library and in a few cars! Before you say it! Yes! I was a bit of a slut! LMAO! Then there was fighting and steal girls wallets from the locker rooms. STEALING all that cunt Jennifer's shit was well worth it though! That bitch got stuck in the locker room for a whole period before anyone else found her and got her some clothes. Got suspended for two weeks for that! LMAO! Let's just say I wasn't the pride of the school. My reputation was more like Crazy Slut Demonic Bitch! But, you kick a stuck-up cheerleader bitches ass and blow both her boyfriends all in the same day and I guess you have to expect that! We'll worth the revenge and would do it again! Maybe avoid the photos though! Another long story! Believe it or not! Things got better after I got kicked out. I got a job and started straightening my life Out. To a point! I still drink and on occasion may smoke a little pot. I quit everything else and tryed to keep out of trouble the best I could. Had a few set backs but, life was good for the most part. When I met Kim it was perfect for a short time. We found a good deal on a home and property and moved out here. Then I find out she's not very faithful. She started cheating on me with a guy at her work. I was upset but, still tryed to make things work. Even allowing him to join us in every way! From sexual to just dinner or kicking back at home. It was strange at first. I grew to love the setup and so did he. Kim didn't adapt so easy. She begun to actually get jealous of me and him. Before long they went to sneaking around. Then one day I come home and all her stuff is gone. I tryed to work things out but, she was more in love with him and split. Leaving me with more bills than I could afford. After she split I almost lost this place and had to pick up a second and third job! I was already working at a small Bar and Grill as a waitress. More bar than grill! Choices are kind of limited out here. I then stumbled on to another cleaning a small office building at night every few days! Still wasn't enough! Now I also fill in at a hotel doing housekeeping when I can! All of them together are barely enough but, I manage. Now you're pretty well caught up to date. With little to no time for anything else it makes life stressful and lonely. These days I spend more time masturbating than sleeping! LMAO! Might be a little over exaggerated! Though I don't think you want to know about my daily and night masturbation ritual. So, lets get back to the long boring story that is my life. I know how all you dirty like-minded freaks want to here more. And not all the naughty twisted filthy shit that brings me here. Just kidding! Let's get to the naughty shit! LMAO! A great big thanks to all thoughs who made it this far and are still with me. I know I'm a bitch! LMAO! But, let's face it! I here to share things that are private and not easily shared with most. After all my rambling I'm sure it's hard to believe I'm that shy. In person I really am the shy quiet one. Until you get to know me and beg me to shut the fuck up. LMAO! I just want to make sure you are looking at me seriously. Let's start with something a little strange that won't scare you to much! Like, scary shit turns me on. Horror movies, graveyards, haunted places, monsters and ghosts! Those sort of things! I rarely finish a horror movie with want an orgasm. And cemetery sex is just hot and has got me in trouble. Always wanted to add some bondage and submissive shit to that list. After being busted running around in nothing but panties I'm a little more paranoid. LMAO! Not an easy one to explain to a pissed off mom at 4 am. LMAO! It wasn't funny at the time but, soooo fucking hot. From beginning to end. End being the moment my mom answering the door to a cop and half naked me! Unit that point the embarrassment and fear only turned me on more. Like I said! Fear and sexuality go great together. Consequence like being grounded and on lockdown for almost a fucking month sucked. Not to mention the cost of a lawyer for doing something similarly as stupid. Might as well get this out of the way. I'm sure I will be asked a hundred times anyways. I was arrested once! I was out partying when I was 16. By partying, I mean pills, ecstasy and alcohol. I somehow drove myself home safely. Almost! I took off my side mirror, busted a tire and fucked up my rim when I decide stripping naked was a good idea. The storm that was coming made it humid as hell like always! Mix a hot sticky night with no air conditioning and I felt the need to roll my window down to toss purse and my clothes out causing me to swerve, run up a curb and take out a bush. And just maybe, peaking on ecstasy had a small role in it! LMAO! Bad girl! I know and not that stupid anymore. Never could figure out why I tossed my purse! To ensure my fun ended with flashing lights and a form of bondage, the storm made it hard to see shit. Plus, half the houses in the neighborhood looked almost fucking identical at the time. I stopped two blocks away and parked in the yard of someone else's house. Pouring down rain, I got out of the car butt ass naked and climb over the fence. Last I remember I was playing in the mud drinking a bottle of vodka and rain water. What can I say! Storms make me horny! LMAO! I woke up to two police officers trying wake me with a blanket in there hands. Along with Ambulance guys and firemen. It was like a hazy wet dream! LMAO! If they had just cuffed me and jumped me everything would be perfect. Unfortunately, they cuffed me, threw a blanket over my head and walked me to the car past half the neighborhood. If the news choppers were only flying around it would have looked like a tv show. I was taken to the juvenile center and charged with Indecent Exposure, Trespassing, Criminal Mischief, Public Intoxication and Minor In Possession. Thanks to my mom and the lawyer making a deal to repair all the damages the guy dropped the charges. Since he did and it all took place on private property I only got probation and community service for the Minor In Possession charge because I was still holding the bottle of vodka. Now that I've humiliated myself with my sad criminal background. Guess I'll get back to the subject! If the graveyard and ghost thing didn't flip you out to much, then the fact I masturbate to the rumor that the house I live in now is haunted. With some of the noises I hear at night I wonder. And I've see shadows out back but no one ever believed me. I guess it could just be My imagination being out here alone. Whatever the reason behind it I often feel as if I'm being watched. So, I kind of.....Well, masturbate in clear view of any ghost that might actually be here. I stay uncovered and often leave the lights on. I've even open the curtains or go out back because that's where I feel creeped out the most. Even more so at night. Tried doing it out back with the lights on once! It not only backfired but, left me with a whole new fetish I didn't need. Ever!!! Still toying with the idea of it! Maybe to much info for you! Lets see if my other fetishes and secrets scare you off first! Let's try a little less demented secret that has intimidated the few people I've told. Mainly boyfriends! One orgasm is never enough. Never has been! I have a three minimum rule and that's still usually no where near enough. I'm not sure there is a number that exists that I would consider to much. I know what you're thinking. Sex crazed nympho slut born from the fires of hell! Partly right! My dad's not Satan but, my sisters are demons! LMAO! Slut was a common insult in high school! I however don't consider myself one. I did do some slutty shit! I have found was to satisfy sexual needs without sleeping around. Not as fun as with a partner. Does help! My mind is hardwired to consistently think dirty sexual thoughts. So, if I ever saw a head doctor I might actually find out the nympho part is true! LMAO! I am not joking! From before I even lost my virginity I was have sexual thoughts. The more I experimented the worse they got. Doesn't matter where or when. My mind always seems to go to twisted sexual thoughts for the dumbest reasons! If any at all! I'm sure there are a lot of you thinking I am your dream girl. Usually the first response I get if I admit this to someone I'm sleeping with. But, in reality I'm sure you would find this part of me to be an annoying pain in the ads just like the rest. Ever know a girl to role over and masturbate after sex? Good sex? I do unless I'm embarrassed to or just worn the fuck out! Literally! Think about it! I actually have a masturbation ritual! Every morning, shower or bath and night before bed! Never less than three times a day. And, that's not including random times throughout most days. Or my orgasms from dreams throughout the night! And yes, I scream and talk in my sleep and have been caught sleepwalking among other things. I'm not mentally right! LMAO! My horny demons rarely let up! Halloween I probably set a record! LMAO! Why you didn't see me on that night. Horror movies, wine and a lot of buzzing and moaning sounds haunting the night and early morning hours. And ok, maybe a whole lot of naughty videos on my shitty laptop that drags every few seconds. I'm a perv! No need to say it! LMAO! I really can't believe I'm sharing all this! You people are going to know more things about me than anyone should ever know in their whole life! LMAO! I am enjoying the chance to be open and honest for once in my life. Easier knowing you are all strangers and don't know me in person. Or so I hope none of you don't! God, what if someone recognizes me here?! That would be some shit! Ok, freaking myself out now. Moving on!!! As you can probably tell! Outside of the spooky and creepy shit I like my sex a little pervertedly twisted! I don't get into the whole romance and soft and slow crap! At all! I would prefer to be pushed down and pinned while having my brains fucked out. Mix in a little bit of name calling, degradation, bondage, spankings and just all around ruff play and you'll make me scream so load in pleasure the devil will hear! Ok, mix in a lot! And mostly screams of pleasure. Whatever! You get what I'm saying. In a twisted but perfect life. Where my twisted kinks aren't confined to the occasional short term sexual escapades I see myself as more of a slave or sexual servant than submissive. It's been several months since I had any sexual escapade and miss those short lived dirty fun moments. In my fantasy world I would be more controlled. Like, held captive mental and physically in depraved sexual ways at all times! LMAO! Bondage, cages and your imagination is the limit! My less dark fantasies contain thoughts of me abducted or taken captive. From creatures to more down to earth images. Like being taken by sex starved hillbillies to their mountain village or finding myself cuffed and nude in a prison for pervs and sex criminals. Even darker ones with insane asylums and poltergeists or demons. Again! No need to say it! I'm seriously fucked up! Now you know why I can't openly share with most people. You should see what the American Horror Story shows do to me! Had me soaking wet and climbing the walls with screwed up thoughts! LMAO! Especially Freakshow! Maybe now you can understand why I've been in trouble or my dirty little demons! Usually now serious like the trespassing night. Just humiliating and hard to live down shit like the cemetery, in-laws and photo type shit! Though I don't think I finished telling you about the photos or the closet incident! Not sure I'm going to tell you about the in-laws. I will tell you about the photos. Why not! You've followed me this far! LMAO! After I'm taking a quick break and will have a drink or two and debate telling you about one of the most fucking humiliating times of my life! I've been rambling so long I can't remember what all I told you about me fighting the Cheerleader Cunt also know as Mandy "Fucked Everybody and The Janitor" Johnson! Basically, the whore tormented me for months relentlessly. Prissy bitch always picked on me until she crossed a line and made a comment about me having daddy issues and probably fucking him too! Guess that was my breaking point! I punched her in the face and almost ripped the hair out of her head! I was real satisfied and even more pissed. So, I did the thing I did best I suppose. I got fucked up and blew both her boyfriend and the guy she was supposedly cheat with that same day. Her boyfriend lived down the road from me. When I got home I popped a couple of xanex bars a snuck a couple of shots from my mom's rum stash and off I went. Did take much for him at all. A knock on the door, a bad nervous joke about being a Strip-O-Gram and pulling off my clothes and he was back on the sofa letting me unzip his pants. Even willing took pictures using my phone for my "personal memories". ;) I know! I was a total bitch! Her other fling was as easy! I called him using the excuse that I needed a ride to buy some weed! I had to beg him for an hour when I could have saved some time and just bluntly offer to suck him off for one. That's what it finally took anyway! Only he was a bigger ass and had me blow him while he drove. Kept using the excuse he couldn't take photos for me and drive too. He promised to only if I swallowed! Kind of a turn on but, he's still an ass and I was a little ashamed. And not all in the good way! After he still wouldn't take any and that's when I realized he wanted payment for the return trip also! Fucked had no problem with driving and taking photos then. Even managed to get a good one from below. You see nothing but his balls, the full side of my face and the best part. Him sticking his tongue out making a smartass face through the stringing wheel! If it hadn't blew back on me so bad it would have been perfect for what I had planned. The plan was to send them to her with the most vulgar and insulting text I could. She would be so upset and in fear of damaging her reputation that she would suffer in silence. I read her soooo fucking wrong! She sent the to everyone she knew! Including my own sisters. Before the end of that next day everyone was making crud remarks or sexually propositioning me. To add to my embarrassment other photos started rising from the dead and waking their way around! Was a very hard lesson in being careful who I share certain images with! Now I'm just paranoid and twisted on another fetish that experienced caused! Maybe I'll tell you about that fetish later! I need a bath and a drink! Wrote all this out and really having second thoughts about spilling my life issues and fucked up And very private sex shit. Plus my hands are cramping and thinking about all this has to many emotions going. I will be back and finish this. Doubt you'll miss me any! I need to relax, relieve some stress and find my courage before I can finish this. Possibly through alcohol. Ok most like through alcohol! LMAO! Be back in a few........... .......Surprise! The now cleaner and much more relaxed rambling bitch is back!!! LMAO! And I'm naked and wet just for you dirty twisted fucks! Just twisting your tits! That's only half true! I'm wearing a towel! On my head! My nipples are telling me it's cold! And my clit is screaming for.....Ok, maybe I spend a little to long in the tub with my Grape Flavored Big Girl drink! So, did you miss me? LMAO! So, you horny fucks want to hear the most fucked up humiliating shit you could imagine ever experiencing? I think my mind is altered enough to tell you! But, you can never speak of it again! LMAO! Seriously! Never! Ok, you remember me mentioning the in-laws? Well, not really in-laws. But, so definitely my girlfriends family! I used to bug her for sexual things on my days off consistently. And on the days she had to work every once in a while I could convince her to leave me chained up or in some kind of kinky way. I think she only did it to keep me from bugging her on busy stressful days. One this particular day she was stressed over work and must have really wanted me out of her way. She used chains and master locks to chain me bent over a table. Fully naked! Was facing the world! Ankles chained apart tto the bottom of the table legs! Arms spread and chained underneath it! Chain around my head and lock in my mouth for one uncomfortable gag! And you know what thesecond to best part of this horrifying nightmare was?! So help me God! If any of you laugh I will haunt you in your dreams! I had a small insertable vibrator in my count and a........Fuck it! I had a motherfucken carrot in my ass! Yes! I said carrot! Sshoved my my ass with the little leafy part sticking out! Fuck you! And shut up now! And the number one most humiliating moment was her being so stressed out she not only took off with the keys to the locks! But, her fucking count ass forgot where she left me and was thinking I was at work when her family called and said they where looking for our house. They wanted to surprise use as kind of a housewarming thing. She stupidly and absent mindedly told them where the spare key was and to come on in! Luckly for my unfortunate ass! They all piled in at once carrying on like fools.When they spotted me things pretty much stopped cold! Me there helpless in a full blown body twitching orgasm looking at them looking at me. From the looks on their faces the surprise was on them. Must have! Felt like the stood there silent and in shock for ever! After what sounded like one very uncomfortable phone conversation between my girlfriend and her mom they went outside and left me alone. Most of them! Her smelly as uncle and dickless nephew kept finding reason to come in and fuck with me. Didn't matter if they were using the bathroom or getting a drink. They always had to stop and ask me if I needed anything followed by pointless and uncomfortable conversation. Do you know how hard itt is to mumble shit with a chain and lock in your mouth is? Bad enough it tastes like shit! Try moving it around in your mouth just to say no thank you to being offered a glas of water you can't drink anyways. And I swear that old fucker either pulled on or thumped the carrot when he walked by! My reaction to it didn't help things any! And when someone stumbles and happen to land with both hands onyour ass with a thumb partly in your snatch they don't usually set their drink down first. Dirty fucker! I just left that one alone! When she got home I didn't come out of our room the whole weekend! Want to hear something no one knows and I would never tell?I may have been pretending to sleep and giving her the silent treatment. But the majority of the time I was in there I was finger fucking myself while thinking about the whole incident. Carrot, uncle and all! Shhhhh.....Don't tell no one! Including me! LMAO! If I come to my senses and realize everything I've told you I'm liable to bury my self in the backyard! So, what next fuckers? How else can I publicly shame my bloodline? Let's get what some day may be tllhe final fetish that gets me removed kicked out of the family! Ever since the photo incident I have imagined that one day I might become and "official" bdsm slave or whatever. And that dirty photos and videos of me would be spread around or even sold all across the world. Even forced live kinky filthy wet cum covered humiliating cam shows. Movies taken given away or sold of me being punished or as entertainment for parties and gangbangs and things! Renting me out and forcing me to do live kink sessions on line or in person for in person homemade porn. The idea is not being able to stop or choose what, when, where or who they're shared with. So much that I wouldn't be able to leave the house without being recognized. Maybe even a live slutty cam game show where I would be exposed in public or have to follow any and all request from our viewers or suffer a shock from an electric collar or buttplug or something like that. Not given or aloud any rights to them. Even legal signing all rights away. Slutty slave to the online and public world! LMAO! Question! Have you ever hve to stop and ask yourself, "Great! Now how am I going to get that golf ball out of there? LMAO! Don't ask! I used to love play tag with the boys in my neighborhood! Before I got busted the rules were altered and perfect. We would play in a little patch of trees down the road. I was the only one being chased but five to six boys. If they caught be they had to tie me up and take me back to the others. Things grew with us andbefore long the rule was added that each time I was caught the one that caught me got to choose what piece of clothing I has to remove. It made me lso fucking horny before I even knew what it fucking ment! I was a slut in train from a young age I suppose. LMDAO! Even back then I loved being overpowered and forced into exposing and humiliating situations. Ever let a flip of a coin decide rather or not you would get fucked in the ass? I have! LMAO!! I know! I shouldnt be proud of it! But, I kind of am in a way. Before that night my experiences with being fucked in my ass haven't been all that great! I got with a guy that would stop pesetering me on it and one day I finally kind of gave in. Made him the deal that he could fuck me in the ass and do whatever else he wanted if he won one found toss. If he lost he couldn't bring it up again. He didn't loose and before I knew it he had me filling a empty bottle up with water tto squirt in my ass so I would be cleaned out for him. Uncomfortable and humiliating but did make it much more pleasurable. He loved lotion too! Being clean and well lubed made a world of difference. I cam like ten times about the third time letting him do it. Even him being so big and it hurting some wa a hug turn on at times. Usually, when having to do with bondage annd ruff play! God, he was soooo long though!!! My booboo hurt for a week sometimes! I've masturbated with a wine bottle before! No real story! Just thought you should know! LMAO! Bananas, cucumbers, brushes...... Ok, I think I'm ready to explain the bug fetish I've been dreading!! We'll, not really just bugs! More like slimy, furry, slithering and all around gross and creepy things. The night in my backyard with the light on that attracted bugs by the millions was when this begun. The chills from possibly being seen by whatever entities or ghost that may be hanging around here already had me cover in goosebumps and chills running down my spine. When the first few bugs hit and landed on me I really freaked. I tryed to face my fear of insects but, when one got tangled in myhair it was over. I got up screaming and panicking and ran into the house. Strange thing is that feeling the crawling on me turned me on so freaking much I attempted it a couple of more times but couls never hold out long enough. It did leave me with another fucked up ass fetish that even I don't understand. Now I have fantasies about being locked in a box, buried in mud or bound outdoors or in a swamp and forced to endure creepy things crawling, hoping, nibbling and slithering all over me. Inside and out! Like crickets, moths, scorpions, snakes, rats, lizards, slugs, fish, octopus,leeches....The list is continues! I'm guessing after this most of you won't want to talk to me. Fuck it! It's out now unless I sober up and come to my senses before hitting the save button! LMAO! Bet most of you haven't purposely tried to "accidentally" expose yourself to the garbage men! LMAO! Yes, I'm thar big of a slutty tease. Couldn't help myself! When me and Heather split I threw out all her photos, left behind shit and our sex toys. Just didn't want the memories anymore. The next morning I wasleaving for work and saw the trash guys play and laughing about the toys I didn't hide as good as I thought. Even as humiliating as it was it kind of turned me on when they looked at me grinning. I got out of there as fast as I could. I couldn't get it out of my head though. So, I kind of started teasing them some. A couple of weeks later I mowed my lawn in a bikini purposely timed for them to see. I acted if I didn't see or hear them over the mower and bent over picking up leaves. Yes, leaves! Never said I was smart about it. Then I started prancing around the house in skimpy to no clothes with my curtains open and lights on. Doubt they have seen me but, the idea they might gets me very excited. Don't do it much anymore since I work all the time now. Though I still prance around naked with my curtains open off and on just for my own satisfaction. Hard to believe I'm reall the shy type after reading all this, huh? LMAO! Ever fill condoms full of water and freeze them just to see how they felt? How about this! Ever walk down the street in a skirt with no panties holding an egg in your cunt on a dare? Not the worst thing I've experienced playing dare! Maybe I should stop drinking now and put my phone down! Think I've already said to much. Way more than I attended too! Who gets online and tells this shit! I got to be nuts and mentally deranged! You would agree if you knew what my plans were for the knock of this bottle when I done here. Oh, wait! That brings up another one! How many of you know what the knock of a beer bottle feelss like in your ass? You should try walking with it in! LMAO! Ok! I really need to go know! Drunk Bitch out! LMAO!!! Alright, one last confession that no one else knows. I used to go to my Aunt and Uncles just to be molested by the jets in their hot tub. They used to tease me about liking their hot more than them. What they never realized is that I really, really, REALLY fucking love their hot tub. Many, many times! Now I just have to settle for my shower head!!! LMAO! Ever been dared to streak the hall of a hotel while singing Katy Perry loud and skipping? An I do mean LONG hall! God, was I fucked the fuck up that night! LMAO!!! I once per a guy feel me up for a dollar! Ok, a few guys! LMAO! Above waste only! LMAO! Any of you ever water down park of your yard so you could get naked and masturbate in the mud? You so Sould! LMAO! Seriously! I better get the fuck off of here before I spill all myshameful little secrets! I talk to much when I'm drinking and apparently typing too! Which is way harder! LMAO!!! Anyone else fantasize about having a steel shock collar loooked around there naked to be punished by a push of a button anywhere at anytime? If you poor fuckers made it through this rambling shit you prrobably no more than you wanted to know about me and probably regret it and think I'm some psycho slut just because I've never been to cemetery I haven't masturbated in at least once! LMAAO! Fuck you and goodnight!!!! Toothpaste clit fucking rocks!!! And rubber bands popping my nipples, ass and clit feel like rainbows from unicorns asses cover in chocolate and rose peddles! LMDFAO! SLAP ME CUNT! I'm out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Really this time! Byeeeeeeee!!!
This is just for fun! I don't get to watch videos often unless I'm near WiFi somewhere. Let's face it! I'm a poor girl with a shot phone and service mixed with a dirty mind. So what, if I take the "occasion" opportunity to watch a naughty video or two when I'm out or working?! And fuck you for judging! LMAO! These are just some that caught my eye and I may have kind.....Well, sure you can guess what I may have done while watching them! LMAO! Any fucking ways! They may give you an idea of what types of stuff that gets my demon wet and purring. Never shared stuff like this before. So, hope this works. Enjoy! LMAO! *Anyone want to go camping? LMAO! After watching this I do! This would be a perfect way to spend time in the woods. http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.?viewkey=637347875 *I love this one! This is exactly how sex should be! I soooo want to try being bound to a pole and fucked like this girl! http://www.pornhub.com/interstitial?viewkey=763752475 *I have to warn you! This one is a little ruff! Good and bad, it is one of those things that turn me on I can't even explain. Shameful this video really turned me on. On my phone there's one part I question. Can't tell if the one person is shitting or peeing on her. I don't do shot play at all! Pee I might could handle. But, absolutely no shitty fun! I might poop in the backyard or something! But you better let me wipe or at the very fucking least! Hose me off! LMAO! The end was great also! Just wish there was a little less spitting and whipping. And a whole buttload more sexual activities! http://xxxbunker.com/3578942?ageconfirm=true *I don't know what to say about this one! So I'm not! I'm just going to say....Yes! If really fucking turned me on! Yes! I would love to try it! And, No! I don't know why! But feel free to mix it up! Toss in some fish, frogs, octopus and shit! Just kidding! Now it's just turning into a total horror movie! LMAO! You'll play hell keeping me in that tank and setting that still as is! http://motherless.com/DB5E6A2 *I love everything in this one! Absolutely fucking amazing! https://xhamster.com/movies/2039645/a_slaves_punishment.html *All I can say is.....He'll yes! Never though I would ever want to be a blonde! I would bleach my hair for this! LMAO! http://motherless.com/294EE7B *Just don't ask! But, yes! This turns me on and I've had similar dreams. http://motherless.com/E3E0513 * And sadly, so does this! http://motherless.com/EFC452D *Guess I'm on a roll. Might as well humiliate myself further. http://motherless.com/49F5AA3