Well, that was two minutes of my life utterly wasted.  Well written articulate profile stressing multiple times she is not a pro... in fact sorta bashing pros.  And what do we get at the end?  "Seeking generous gentleman."  I need a drink.

Okay... waste of emotional currency or empathetic?  I get word that a former GF is making thinly veiled suicide threats... despite wanting to have nothing to do with her I call.  Foolish?

Okay this is a duh moment.  It just occurred to me.  I see a bevy of profiles from so called lesbians.  Always a single picture, always of a very attractive woman.  NO MEN NO MEN NO MEN they scream.  That is because the profile was posted by a man trying to get his rocks off!  F'ing duh.  I may be slow, but I can be learned.

Just a few random thoughts.  Why the hell would someone have a profile here listing their wants and goals etc.  And then add; 'I'm owned and not looking'?  Take down your profile!

How about people that demand something more than a monosyllabic grunt when emailing, yet they in turn when replying do exactly that?  Silly kinkster.....

I need to look at some of the male dom's profiles despite the risk of them thinking I haves teh gheys.  I suspect I am going to find a very glaring difference between theirs and female Dom's profiles.  I'll let ya know what I find.  <~~~~~ Cliffhanger!

This is too fun.  Real text exchange from someone I hadn't even met yet.  (Nor will I)  The name has been left out because I'm not a prick like that.

*Bear in mind I had previously informed her that my text notification was very quiet and I don't always hear it, nor to I check constantly*

Her:  How's it going?

10 min later...

Her:  I guess you don't have time for me.

8 min later...

Her:  Does this mean goodbye?

8min later...

Me:  Sorry, I told you my text notification was very quiet.  How are you?

30 seconds later...

Her:  YOU COULD AT LEAST ANSWER ME!  MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T TALK!

Followed by her phone call....

She shouts some stuff and I calmly say, "Yeah maybe this isn't such a good idea, it might be just me but you seem a bit volatile to me."

Her:  I KNOW WHAT VOLATILE MEANS!  I AM NOT VOLATILE!

Me:  Okay, good luck and have a great day.

Hang up the phone and slooowly back away.

--- Good times --- 

Is it just me?  Am I the only one that finds a 19 year old domme/mistress to be kind of absurd?  Will all her orders be delivered via text message?  If she is a ProDomme, will part of her tribute require an itunes gift certificate?  Amused minds want to know.

Also this just in... A female dominant with the screen name LongLoveMuscle.  HUH?

Love this one, shamelessly stolen from needsdaddyshands.

 I think so many girls on here are wanting to stand out and be special, well you can't be special for everyone.   You CAN be for just one.   If you try with everyone, and talk dirty, meet and fuck everyone while looking for the right Dom....... You really are just a whore.   Respect yourself....and you will find a respectful Dom.  He will see that in you and knows you will pass that respect to Him. 

Also this one from UnruliesRules:

I altered it a smidgen to be pertinent

...lying, cheaters are the most vile form of mouth breathers among us. I loathe you and the damage that you do all in the name of finding MORE sex. How is a man supposed to TRUST you in a D/s setting when you've proved that you will lie, cheat and betray someone you claim to "love" in your quest to get MORE sex, more sex, more sex!  VILE!.

Yup, I'm on a roll.  Not to fear however, I'm generally more upbeat than this.  Just sort of venting and cleaning the whole thing out of my system.

Alrighty then... my thoughts on 'Poly'.  Aside from wanting a cracker.

Part of my reason for having this new profile was my encounter with a so called Poly.

In trust I gave her my passwords and she promptly changed both my CM and FL passwords and I can't access them anymore.

Polys claim to be all about openness and honesty.   I call Bullshit.  As it turns out she was lying to me from the get go.  Lets face it when you strip away all the smoke and mirrors it comes down to one thing.  Fucking other people.  Its hard enough to make a relationship work with one person let alone several. 

Poly is simply a lack of maturity and selfishness.  A complete disregard for the feelings of another.  Total lack of empathy in the pursuit of the next thrill.  It also speaks poorly to the self-esteem of the so called Poly.  Why the need for constant validation in the form of sex?

Not to mention the risk of STD's  Opps, guess I just did mention it.  Hopping from bed to bed raises the risks exponentially.  "Yes, I love you, here's a disease."

Despite all the protestations and everything written about it, poly comes down to one thing.  Fucking.  If all this sounds a bit bitter, its because I am a bit bitter.  Call me Alanis Morrisette.