TheRanger


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	About TheRanger Time for a change to profile: I am the greatest dom in the history of the world. I know that, because a slave from Ghana told me so. She only charged 200 bucks to tell me so I know it must be true I have size 22 feet. I know the ladies like big feet. Does it matter that I'm 4 feet tall and weigh over 300 pounds? Just keep thinking about those feet I am currently 107 years old. I am very spry for my age. I can still tie a slave to my walker. Of course, by the time I've finished, I'm probably in the hospital .. I should probably work on developing a medical fetish I've been told that I have LL Cool J's physique. I do. But I'm not saying where I store that body I have a knife play fetish. I don't like to cut, I like to take a bunch of knives and stage them doing a performance of Death of a Salesman ... knife play ... take a moment, it's ok I think that on a site like this you can find true love, you can actually have sex, that asking women if they want to watch me wank on cam is evidence of an eruidite and sophisticated nature and that everyone on CM is entirely sincere ... Hmm. I may need new meds

OK I get it now

The key to BDSM is the penis.

If you are a dom, show your penis, usually erect

If you are a male sub, show your penis, usually soft, often in a cage

Aha. Now I get it.

Thanks for clearing that up all you penis obsessed boys

Some guy on here listed his fetish as "castration"

Well that's a kink you can only enjoy once, eh

A lot of profiles here are blank, or nearly so. You get a lot of "If you want to know just ask" or "I suck at communicating so contact me" or "Message me"

Ah, the eloquence

Then if you read their journal entries they are usually "Why can't I find what I want here" or "Everyone here is fake, only pro's contact me" or "Why does no one contact me"

Um, are we familiar with the concept of correlation?

Sometimes, I am just baffled

BDSM conventions are a funny thing. By nature and experience I'm an unconventional person and I rankle at any whiff of conformity, even those with which I agree. So when someone says you must call me Sir or a sub addresses herself as "this girl" it gives me a tiny headache

However, I believe that ritual is important. It's one of the things that attracts me to this lifestyle, the power of ritual.

In the long run though, when two people make this connection it's whatever works for them. That's all that counts and I try not to judge ... but sometimes I can't try hard enough.

Posit this: A dom who when online includes the name of his sub in his screen name and has no vestige of his own name. Meantime his sub keeps the name which has always used with no trace of her daddy's name. Does this make sense?

Oh did I mention that this was an online relationship? Aw, now it come clear ...

There seems to have been a sea change in the profiles here. Doms went from long leather coats and sunglasses to pics of their genitalia. So what is the thinking here? They're going to dominate with their dicks? Do their dicks know hypnosis or do they have 3rd dans black belts in Kill Fu? And if they have a belt .. shouldn't they be wearing one?

I don't pretend to be an expert on domination and submission but I didn't realize that a particular body part was dominant over another. Beyond the obvious thought that most men think with their cocks.

So I guess I need to ask: Exactly what is their penis supposed to to dominant? A vagina perhaps? Well that's all fine and all but I sort of prefer to dominant or just plain relate to the whole woman. Shame to have this full body rubber suit if I can't properly use it ...

So many people on this site complain about fakes, wannabes and those that are not sincere in the lifestyle and are only interested in quick sexual release ..

Whatever could they mean

Surely the "dom" who puts the size of his penis in the first line of his profile msg is an experienced sincere dominant ..

Isn't he?

So we have the heterosexual doms with the sunglasses and the long leather coats ...

But we also seem to be overburdened with lesbian dommes who all long haired blondes with slender toned bodies who posed in doorways, stare at us over one shoulder and love to keep their arms above their heads ...

We can't usually see the hands but I'm sure they must be holding a whip or a lipstick or a dental dam ..

Just a bit of advice:

In one's profile, one is not seeking a "dominate" person, one is seeking a "dominant" person, I would imagine

Equally, you are not a "dominate" master, you are a "dominant" master. And using both appellations seems a tad redundant. But that may just be a matter of style

I recently have developed a new fetish:

I like to take a woman, strip her, shave off all her hair, then cover her with Chicken of the Sea labels and write on her forehead in lipstick: Dolphin netted tuna

Read a profile here from a 67 yr old who considered himself "middle aged" That's awesome and thumbs up to him for the attitude

Me, I'm in my early 50's and if I was middle aged that means I expect to see 100 That is so not gonna happen. I had a rough life. As a kid I smoked so much pot to this day I pee resin. 100 ain't gonna happen and if it does there will be a lot of drooling and diapers involved .. and I don't mean infant play

;)

You just have to love the profiles on there that simply state: If you want to know more, just ask ...

Um, Sherlock, isn't that's why they are viewing your profile? To know more?

It's like meeting a stranger at a social gathering and instead of introducing yourself you say: Guess!

Yeh, I think you know the result

What is it with male doms and sunglasses?

Are they sparing us from the hypntotic power of their eyes?

Are they such evil creatures of darkness that the internet is too bright for them?

Are they crossed eyed?

Perhaps it's pink eye

Or maybe they don't want us to see their mascara

Or perhaps the sunglasses just go better with long leather coats

Recently I was asked what my fetishes are so I thought I would elaborate:

I like to fill thigh high boots with cream cheese and make women walk around in them

I like to force subs, for 24 hours, to wear a Guy Lombardi mask and say nothing but the phrase: "Thanks for the fish"

I have a thing for bra's. Mostly I like to kidnap British school boys, tie black lace demi bra's to their heads, dress them in water wings and leiderhosen and make them dance to the song "It ain't the ship it's the ocean"

I like bone out a pair of 500 pound pigs, strap them to each side of a sub and make her approach strangers and ask "Does this make me look fat?"

I have a Martha Stewart fetish. I want to strip her, shave off all her body hair, bend her over a bondage bench with her wrists chained to her ankles and fuck her ass till that little thermometer thingie pops up out of her

More to come

HERE IS WHAT I SEEK:

I SEEK SOMEONE WHO WILL DO THE DISHES, WALK THE DOGS AND BE ABLE TO CARRY A 22 CUBIC FOOT FREEZER UP THREE FLIGHTS OF STAIRS ON HER BACK

I SEEK SOMEONE WHO IS CAPABLE OF RUNNING WITH SCISOORS

I SEEK A SUB WHO KNOWS WHAT I WANT BEFORE I WANT IT, EVEN IF THAT ENTAILS ME NOT WANTING TO KNOW WHAT THE SUB DOES OR NOT KNOW ABOUT THE THING I DON'T KNOW

I SEEK A SLUT WHO ENJOYS BEING BURNT, SLASHED, STAPLED AND FOLDED

I SEEK A SLAVE WHO CAN PERFECTLY PART HER HAIR DOWN THE MIDDLE USING A LACROSSE STICK

I SEEK A SUB WHO CAN EAT LIGHTNING, SHIT OUT THUNDER AND DEAL A MEAN HAND OF CANASTA

I SEEK A WOMAN WHO CAN BEND OVER BACKWARDS AND WHO CAN SPIT NUCLEAR WARHEADS OUT OF HER VAGINA

I SEEK A WOMAN WHO WILL OBEY ME, WHO WILL LOVE ME AND WHO CAN DROP KICK CHUCK NORRIS WHILE PERFORMING FELLATIO ...

Is this too much to ask for?

If you are someone seeking to be paid for your services, no matter what those may be, why not call what it is ... it's not a "trubute" it's payment for services rendered. If you are above board and disclose that you are seeking to be paid, there's nothing wrong with that, it's just a contract .. but calling it a tribute, when it clearly is not (a tribute would be something given willingly, not demanded nor contracted) makes you seem insincere and disingenous ...

Gosh, imagine that on the net ...

Hello Sir/Ma'am/sub/slave

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OK so it's official, after being on this site I see a geographical move in my future: I'm moving to Ghana!

I mean, this country must be a BDSM paradise. Look at all the subs/slaves from Ghana on this site, all of them hot, sexy, experienced and totally dedicated to serving my every whim, even to the point of leaving their idyllic country and moving here to freezing cold Canada, just to serve me ..

Wow!

But I thought hey, why don't I move to Ghana instead, where torrid, willing subs seem to be falling out of the trees like ripe apples. Why wouldn't I want to live there, knee deep in willing slaves ...

So off to Ghana I go. And if that doesn't work out, I already have air tickets to the Phillipines ...

It's a funny site isn't it. A woman, or a guy, can have things on their profile like needle play, knife play, no limits pay, harcore bondage etc ... yet they seem terrified of a compliment paid to them by a stranger

I don't want you, I'm not looking for you, I'm not trying to hit on you

But if I read a profile/journal that displays a glimmer of intellect or humour or if you have very appealing pics, I may send you a msg just to acknowledge that

If you can be suspended from a cieling or be whipped or have your flesh pierced .. surely you can handle a little compliment?

Once again, this may be your life, but no life should be so fucking serious

Am I the only one on this site who understands what this site is?

I am amazed at the number of profiles that say things like "I'm shocked at the number of fakes" or "all anyone wants from is sex" or "no one really commits to come see me" or "are there any real people in Ghana"

People, it's a web site. A web site that falls under the aegis of a sex site. Of course it's full of horny insincere men just looking to get off. Isn't that about 80% of the net?

And of course there are predators lurking aobut, financial and otherwise. When some is "looking to turn over my heart, my soul, my being" there are always going to be those who will interpret that as: Yay, open season

Relax. It's the net. It's for fun. If you are "serious" and "searching" you are probably in the wrong place.

The fakes and the predators are easy to ignore, just do so. Perhaps you shouldn't be "looking" at all. You often find what you're seeking, when you stop looking for it

I want to add to my observations about a lot of the doms on this site: What is with the long leather coats?? You ain't mad max, you know. lol

Why is it that the "doms" on here seem to be cut from the same cloth? I love how rampatly masculine they all try to be, with their pumped up superhero names and the poses with their arms crossed, trying to create the illusion of muscles like little boys, or a face shot with chin lowered and eyes turned upward trying to appear all spooky and Svengali .. it just makes me laugh. Fucking relax. No one buys your shit. Most of these profiles seem to come out of the supervillain bio's from a 1960's comic book. Thanks for the entertainment and if you are trying to look like a virgin, then job well done

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