TABLAS

The adventures of a brother looking for a slave (TABLAS)!  Today's episode: The search for the perfect CRIMSON BUTT CHEEKS!

It is official; I am a fan of spankings!  Yesterday's experience introduced me to the pleasures of forcefully and sharply bringing down my hand on a slave's supple and plump ass!  Spanking!

To think that I used to DREAD this practice!  Being from an African American family, spanking were very often used as disciplinary measures.  And I mean full on spankings with a belt or whatever my dad could find at the moment.  Not happy time for me indeed!

However, when done in a controlled state (i.e. not pissed off at some shit your kid did) and with a compliant partner (said slave with a supple and plump butt), it can be very satisfying and even, dare I say it, pleasurable!

So watch out slaves, I will now indulge in spankings and red butt cheeks if I get my hands on you!

Moral of the day: Don’t be scared to try new things!  You never know what will make you tick unless you just go ahead and try it!

The adventures of a brother looking for a slave (TABLAS)!  Today's episode: Overweight? A big no-no!

Something odd happened today:  I received a message from a slave saying she is interested in talking more with me.  So far, nothing too out of the ordinary.  She said she enjoyed my profile and wanted to talk more.

We exchange yahoo contact and talk later on.  Everything went rather well!  She even had family in Montreal, spoke french and though I was smart and charming.

However, when the time came to exchange pictures, everything went south fast; you see, I am about 30-40lbs overweight.  I know I should do something about it, but I haven't yet (Damn you extra pounds,  I'll get you soon!).

Anyhow, she immediately lost interest, and decided to leave.  Now I don't blame her for not being attracted or anything of the such, but my vital stats were in my profile!

I don't know, should extra pounds get in the way of something that started so well?  Who knows.  If the roles were reversed, I would defenitely continue on! (a brother do like some fine round jiggly ass after all! lol!)

Moral of the day: Don't let go of an opportunity for something as trivial as extra weight!  Unless it is very important for you, then no matter how charming, smart or interesting you are, it's a no-no!

TABLAS signing out!

The adventures of a brother looking for a slave (TABLAS)!  Today's episode: Beware of the INVASION OF THE KILLER BOTS!

Recently a whole batch of supposedly subs/slaves created accounts.  That's in no way suspicious in and of itself, but here is where my "black senses" started tingling:

- They all had Capital letters disseminated within their handles.

- Their profile were almost always empty with a single sentence (with very bad grammar) as description.

- They always seem to log in together.

- They always seem oblivious to the message they are getting only replying in gibberish!!!

Gibberish such as::

- ugothotmail?addme..Cheeky_Touch@hotmailcom

- ugothotmail?addmeBendyLabia@hotmailcom

- etc.  You see the pattern.

Out of curiosity I did contact one of them on MSN and what a letdown; turned out it was a bot trying to pimp some webcam site (I thought these tactics were all but abandoned).

Anyways fellas, don't fall for this feeble ploy, there are plenty of real flesh and bone slaves out there (yes even on Collarme) looking for a good home.  

Moral of the day: Don't be distracted by the bots!

TABLAS signing out!