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My Plans:

Stage One

To begin my plan, I will first seduce a famous actor. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice,
horrified by my arrival. 'Who is this evil genius? Where did she come from? And why
does she look so good in classic black?' they will say.

 

Stage Two

Next, I will sabotage new york. This will all be done from a medieval castle, in a
mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust,
as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do my every bidding.

 

Stage Three

Finally, I will demonstrate my thermonuclear missiles, bringing
about horrors beyond man's comprehension. My name shall become
synonymous with greatness, and no man will ever again dare cross my path.
Everyone will bow before my extraordinary charisma, and the world
will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of me.

 

 

This is what must happen. If you don't like it, move to Mars.

THE END

Fucking bad luck

Current mood:  stressed 

Okay... So today has been one of the worst days I have had in quite 

a long time.

I am sure you are asking, "How Whitney, explain to me how this has 

been such a bad day." Well, I will tell you my friend. There has

been a series of events that have been quite traumatic to say the 

least, but you are here to read, so that is what you shall do.

So first and foremost, I woke up with flue like symptoms, feeling 

pretty down... James and I get in to an arguement (need I

add that this didn’t just happen one event after the other, it took 

place throughout the day)   I stormed out of my house  and 

walked around bare foot, in the rain (feeling like shit still 

because I am sick and also because I am mad.) I walk around my neighborhood for a while, just crying (like a 

baby.) I am quite sure I was getting some very funny looks. 

Anyway... I get back to my house James calls and we talk for a few hours and we make up so by this point im happy =) then my dad 

 asks me to get his pain meds out of my car where I keep them hidden and LOCKED away ( bec. no one in my house can be trusted. They are all addicts or " recovering addicts"

Anyhooo, I get to my car and not only has my car been broken into 

but my dads pain pills are all gone!

 So I am thinking, "fuck one, these arent my pain pills .. Fuck

Two: it’s  fucking pain pills so this will be a very expinsive fix.. Fuck three: my dad is going to be kicked off his pain clinic.

(It stopped raining by this point)

I  get out to look and see if I can find any other damage and call the cops to come and inspect. and then my  fucking cat runs out the door of my apt. (the cat is an inside cat)

.. So I am running like a mad man after this cat.. I am already 

all fucked up because I just found out my car got broken into and my dads pills are gone so I am shaking and 

trying to catch this little cat, this fucking cat runs all 

around town.. Mother fucking house cats... So I  finally say fuck 

the cat because it’s long gone and we need to go wait on the cops for  the car 

which I just left there with the doors open. We go back and the police are there... So 

I give them my info and they find no prints or nothing! but I still made a report.. Then the next thing I know, one of my neighbors  

 pulls up and is like, "we found your cat"

so Im all happy because we got my cat  back.. woot woot.. 

Fucking crazy cat.. >.< and to top it all off my day isnt even over yet. Its only 1:29p.m!!!!!