sparklykarl on Collarspace

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	If you could just read my profile here, that'd be fine I'm not looking for anything commercial or to lavish fake people with gifts or to do any sort of money transfer to your PayPal. I'm a fun, smiley Northern Irish guy living in the beautiful City of Bath who is looking for the impossible. No CM experience to really speak of but I'm bright eyed, bushy tailed and eager to have my eyes fully opened. 6ft tall, fun, slim and machine-washable to 30*. Looking to meet someone fun, attractive, great to be around, intelligent, spontaneous, very naughty, gorgeous, social and mouthwatering who demands all of my respect in certain situations. As I said 'seeking the impossible'. Or am I ? I'm also here to make new friends in the Bath and Bristol area so if you spot me, please say hi. Enjoy flirty chats, e-mails and texting with a view to actually meeting up to put it all into practice. We should be having fun on here. We’re adults after all. I've got a bit of a foot fetish, I adore high heels and boots so I probably should get that out of the way too. I'm single (divorced), NO kids (was step dad) and NO emotional baggage...Told I'm handsome by the woman at the checkout in Morrisons so it must be true :) My friends tell me I'm a good catch although I can't find anyone stimulating enough. I'm genuine, pretty well-travelled, clever, thoughtful, witty, naughty, brought up correctly, well-mannered and pretty well educated. I smell good too. I'm straight (sorry guys).. experimented a bit a long time ago, but it's really not for me. If you’re interested in finding out more ? Please drop me a line. I doubt you'll regret it and we'll probably have a good laugh, if nothing else.

10/7/2011 1:02:51 AM

Today is National Bump-into-a-Stupid-Person Day. Have you ? I have :)

10/5/2011 5:55:41 AM

Why do I get that distinct feeling that, including two women I've messaged on here, that there are only three genuine members ?

10/5/2011 12:49:19 AM

So I bit the bullet and signed up on Friday... something I should have done quite some time ago. I didn't have much time to use the site over the weekend but have had some time since.

Although there 'seem' to be some truly stimulating women on here sitting on both sides of the fence, I'm already quite put off by the amount asking for gifts, financial transfers and sending me their wishlists.