SoGoGoddess

Although to all the world I am a 29 year old single girl liberally
surrounded by action, music and jack daniels, I am in reality your
wet dream from the future. Years from now in a time where all your
caveman gameshows and reality tv wife swaps have been replaced by
24 hour gladiatorial battles between midgets and kittens strapped
to bears, the only form of entertainment that actually held my
interest was the 'machine excessive'.


Being unable to keep up with the repair costs caused by the
repeated me-induced overloads, NASA sent me back in time to live
with you primatives.


Challenged by the President of Earth to discover distractions that
were neither 'pharmacutical', 'midget' or 'bear/kitten' based, I
have teamed unsuccessfully with blind angels and mad scientists to
complete my mission. Regrettably, so far, I have very little to
show for my top-super-double-secret mission. I now put my hopes in
the hands of several thousand internet dwellers who may or may not
have parts that are an acceptable fit.