SirSparrow

I was recently asked if I remembered my first day at school.

"It was all the dreadful din and clanger of moving vehicles and the shouting and screaming from the terrified, desperate to escape. The stench of fear and decay and the evil triumph of those with the power to coerce.

Oh! Sorry! That was the Wehrmacht invading Poland not my first day at school, well not quite. I always get those two mixed up."

I went into a pasta shop and asked the rather sweet shop assistant that I'd been told of a rather nice phelatio and whether they had any on offer. She showed me into the store room and I was rather pleasantly surprised. I'm returning tomorrow.

So many unnecessarily rude girls on CM. A defensive mechanism I suppose, but it puts me off even before I finish reading the profile. Oh well! I just move on.

Many girls speak derisively of "one-line" hellos from enquirers when anyone with any sense has completed a reasonable profile and would check out a profile anyway. When I say hello to anyone, here or inthe street, I don't give them my life story.

Often, when I see that some "sub" or "slave" is complaing about one liners, I check out their profile. Often, if anything, it is just bad poetic crap one would expect from a 15 year old girl, not the 30+ they often are, which says nothing about the person. Practice what you preach, girls. I guess the guys are just as bad but I don't read them.

My own view is that I have completed a reasonable profile as an introduction to myself and my desires. I say a couple of sentences to someone who looks nice and then let them get on with it. I've had people complain that I've just written a couple of sentences and how do I expect them to know anything about me? I just ask if they understand the concept of a profile and let them go. Life's too short. I've other girls come after me as if I'm a young Robert Redford handing out candy, and yet almost professing love, they haven't actually read my bloody profile.  It's all too funny at times.

Now I'm off to the garden to sort out the geese, ducks and chickens. They make more sense than people sometimes.

I find it interesting how I have conversations on here and yet the girl concerned regularly doesn't look at my profile for a long time and often never does. What is that? A search for mystery and intrigue or what? :)

I haven't seen a girl from Ghana on here yet that wasn't an obvious fraud. Show a little skill in your deviousness, girls. It makes the genuine girls have an even harder task on here.

What is a Master?

I don’t mean a master chef but a Master in human relationships, specially within sexual and sensual relationships.

A wannabe master, an adolescent in mind if not in body, tried to convince me that a true Master would not do what I do for my wife. I asked him what truth was by that flew passed him like a bat in the night. He even sneered a mite which showed how primitive he really was.

Apparently, I am not a dominant because I care for her and ensure she is happy, contented and not over worked. My chauvinism takes the form that lassies are made for love and dudes for ducking and diving.

My wife is somewhat ill and on a steady stream of pills and checkups. She does what she can to please me, because being a real woman, she finds pleasure in pleasing me. She knows I love her recipes for various things for instance, and especially when I work in the garden, I often find some treat waiting for me just cooked when I return.

I get up early, in the summer usually from 6am onwards, to let the farm birds out of their protective hutches so they can gambol in the orchard and in the case of the ducks and geese, in the pond. I then prepare for when I have to get them back in before dark. A small number of things need doing each morning.

I then return and prepare my coffee and turn on the computer. Here’s where the objections came in.

I prepare a coffee and croissant for my wife ready for when she wakes. When I hear her stir, I make the aforesaid and take it to her. I also ensure she has refills. She cannot get out of bed for some hours and talks to family and friends on her notebook.

She insists on doing the cooking as it is the main pleasure she has now. I do all the washing up and wash the tiles and hoover the rooms which have wooden floors. I also do the washing machine and hang out the clothes quietly because if she realizes, she struggles up to hang it all. She says she loves to hang clothes. No, I don’t understand women either.

So, I do lots of housework; If not, it would not get done or my wife would collapse, which she has done.

I also massage her on a regular basis to get her circulation going.

Apparently, I should insist on my wife doing her “female duties”. Only a boy would think that.

I do not look on what I do as being submissive as some have said. I see it as my manly duty to look after and provide for my family, to ensure their happiness and contentment through my efforts. In that I find my honour.

If I did what men used to do but no civilised man would now, I would merely be a wannabe man let alone a master, a psychological petty sadist who finds his honour, what there is of it, in mistreating the weak. Yes, I do think women are weaker than men; Yet, never get between a female and her cubs if you don’t want to find out how strong a woman can be.

Why is it that boys dream of acting like men but so many don’t actually look to see how men actually act?

I've hidden my profile for a brief moment (hopefully) while I figure out why there is stuff I haven't entered near the top and why my change of photo does display to others although it has for me.

Now y'know. :o)

I tried deleting my profile and reentering with updates, but the state I am supposed to live in has twice been added without my okey-dokey and I don't even live in Americaland. Anyone out there know how to remove the state entirely from a profile?

Geez, I don't do journal entries much do I? :)

 I just thought I'd share that I think I'll have to start blocking people. Here's me, a Dom sincerely seeking an online relationship with a slave or very submissive girl or very young (and legal) trans girl who is very girly and feminine looking, and I am getting some very hostile mails.

 Some accuse me of spamming, which I'm not, because I don't put a photo up, but the majority of hostile mails are girls who demand particular responses which in real-time would be considered extremely rude. Attack is the best defence I suppose. The idea, I surmise, is to wade off the players and spammers before they annoy but sending mail. However, surely it just wades off reasonable potential Masters/Mistresses as well? It does me.

It is both amusing and frustrating to read the profiles here to see so many that only give mundane vanilla  interest but include nothing about their bdsm interests at all. Don't they realize what sort of social network this is?