SirBlueKnight

This is a first;

This evening I am perusing profiles when I happened across one that was particularly well written.  I draft a quick note to express my appreciation for the profile, only to find that I have been blocked.  Makes me wonder.

2) If I decide to be in a relationship with you, it's a gift. You should put up with all of my bullshit without question and just be happy I've decided to grace you with my presence at all. What you want doesn't matter-- this is about me, remember? If in doubt, refer to lesson #1. Remember, I have a pussy. The pussy makes the rules. Yeah, I know you said you're a dom, and that's cool and stuff and we can pretend that you're in charge and all-- as long as you don't forget that having a pussy actually makes me the boss around here.

3) Not only is submission a gift, but you have to work extra hard to prove yourself to me and earn that gift. What's this? You thought gifts were given freely with no expectation of repayment? LOL U STUPID CUNT gifts are never free; if you want to receive the gift of my submission, you better earn it! And don't fuck up, or I'll take it back! If you work really hard and give me whatever I want and never mess up, maybe I'll deem you worthy of receiving the gift of my submission out of the goodness of my heart. Remember that submission is a fragile gift, and if you screw up in the slightest, I'll take it away from you. And don't even start on the "well dominance is a gift too" crap. Not if you don't have a pussy! Men are replaceable. Worship me.

4) Once you have earned my gift of submission, it will actually take time for you to receive it. You can't just expect someone who has agreed to obey to do what they've promised right away! Once you've proven your worth, I will be difficult and cunty for as long as I want (while periodically reminding you that my submission is a fragile gift, so you had better not start making demands of me) because trees don't grow fruit the day you've planted them. And obviously, this saying is perfectly applicable to this situation because I am a tree. Remember, I am worth the wait. I haven't actually promised you anything worth waiting for (let me remind you that this is about what YOU can do for ME, not what I can do for YOU), but I have a pussy, so I deserve your patience. Expecting someone to own up to their promises on any sort of time frame you can understand is unreasonable.

5) Anyone who disagrees with me isn't a Real Dom.

6) Just in case I haven't made it clear yet, the world revolves around me and my pussy.

7) Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me. Me.

8) Wait, the word "submission" means "I get what I want," right? Just checking.

Sun Tzu Wu was a native of Ch`i, who by means of his book The Art of War secured an audience with  Ho Lu, King of Wu.

Ho Lu said:  “I have carefully perused your 13 chapters. May I submit your theory of managing soldiers to a slight test?”

Sun Tzu replied: “You may.”

Ho Lu asked: “Can the test be applied to women?”

The answer was again in the affirmative, so arrangements were made to bring 180 beautiful young women from the Palace.

Sun Tzu divided them into two companies, and placed one of the King's favorite concubines in command of each. He then instructed them all take spears in their hands, and addressed them thus: “Do you know where your heart is, and where your right hand and left hand and the back are?”

The girls replied: “We know.”

Sun Tzu went on: “When I say ‘front,’ you must face in the direction of your heart;  When I say ‘Left,’ you must face towards your left hand.  When I say ‘Right,’ you must face towards your right hand. When I say ‘rear,’ you must face in the direction of your back.”

The girls responded: “We understand.”

Sun Tzu then gave the orders three times and explained them five times, after which he beat the drum to signal “right face”.  The girls only burst out laughing.

Sun Tzu said:  “If regulations are not clear and orders not thoroughly explained, it is the commander’s fault”.  He then repeated the orders three times and explained them five times and gave the drum signal to face left.  The girls only burst out laughing again.

Sun Tzu said: “If the instructions are not clear and commands not explicit, it is the commander’s fault.  But, when they have been made clear and not carried out in accordance with military law, it is a crime on the part of the officers”.  Then he ordered the commanders to be beheaded. 

Now the King of Wu was watching the scene from the terrace; and when he saw that his favorite concubines were about to be executed, he was greatly alarmed and hurriedly sent down the following message: “I am quite satisfied with the general's ability to employ troops. Without these two concubines, my food will not taste sweet.  It is my desire that they shall not be beheaded.”

Sun Tzu replied: “Having once received His Majesty's commission to be the general of his forces, there are certain commands of His Majesty which, acting in that capacity, I am unable to accept.”  Accordingly, he had the two leaders beheaded, and straightway installed the pair next in order as leaders in their place. When this had been done, the drum was sounded for the drill once more; and the girls went through all the evolutions, turning to the right or to the left, marching ahead or wheeling back, kneeling or standing, with perfect accuracy and precision, not venturing to utter a sound. Then Sun Tzu sent a messenger to the King saying: “Your soldiers, Sire, are now properly drilled and disciplined, and ready for your majesty's inspection. They can be put to any use that their sovereign may desire; bid them go through fire and water, and they will not disobey.”

I made a startling discovery this weekend.  I was having coffee with a Domme friend on Saturday and the topic turned to gender and labels and such.  She explained that she was only interested in women.  The curve of a woman?s body, the feel of her hair and of course the scent of a woman.  I realized that we are very much alike? I guess that makes me a lesbian too.  What will my mother say?