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Sexy solid smart single seductive stallion with stamina seeks...
...wickedly-wanton and wanting, willing and wild, warmly-welcoming, whimsically well-rounded, and wittily warped woman...
... for frisky friendship, freaky, forceful and frivolous fun flings featuring full-flavored, fetish-friendly, frequently-filthy, furiously fabulous flesh feasts of fantasy fulfillment and fornication (fellatio fans favored).
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OK, NOW I KNOW WHY EVERYONE HAS A RANT OF SOME KIND AS A POST-SCRIPT APPENDING THEIR ORIGINAL MESSAGE ABOUT THINGS THAT THEY'RE PERTURBED BY WITH THE MESSAGES FROM FELLOW SITE MEMBERS.
Here's my update: IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN APPRECIATION FOR AN IRONIC, DRY SENSE OF HUMOR, THEN DON'T SEND ME A MESSAGE. Oh, am I shouting? No, I'm not. Those were IMPORTANT words worth emphasizing. It's not shouting if it's caps & italics, it's emphasizing. Get over a few caps.
Back to the rant about ironic and absurd humor, and not messaging me if you don't get it...
If someone sends me a message and in my otherwise gracious and earnest reply -- wherein I am expressing appreciation for the person taking the time to send a message to me -- and in that reply I make an attempt at bit of dry humor just for levity's sake by commenting "hey, if you happen to be in my neighborhood downtown, you're welcome to stop in for a spot of hot tea, porn & cock worship" or something to that effect, and if you cannot recognize that as humor -- or an attempt at it (c'mon, it's kinda funny) -- if you decide to get offended, instead -- then YES, PLEASE BLOCK ME NOW -- and I'll do likewise with you.
Oh, also, P.S... your screen name is something like COCKSWALLOWCUMSLUT69. That's not her actual screen name, but it conveys the essense of it. Don't want to offend your delicate sensibilities.
I'll say it clearly: if you're not a fun person -- if you are an unfortunate specimen of humorless negativity, then this ride ends here. We'll forever have fundamental communication malfunctions based on you literally, LITERALLY reading every word as literal. Please keep hands & feet inside the ride until it comes to a complete stop. Then, GTFO. :)
A road trip in a vanload of folks with severe Aspberger's would be more fun, because, between awkward pauses on occasions when they also may not get my humor, some of them would probably be able to do cool math or memory tricks to entertain me. Plus, they won't get all shitty about it. They'll just keep on speed reading, solving logic puzzles and having sudoku races with each other until they gather around the TV when People's Court comes on.
And, anyway, isn't there a Zombie Apocalypse you & the other zombies should be getting ready to launch?
OK, end of rant.
To end on a positive note, in the event that you -- the person reading this now -- happen to be an awesome, sexy, fun & cool woman who has an excellent sense of humor and who wants some totally hot naked wicked freaky fun, then YES, BY ALL MEANS, GET IN TOUCH WITH ME NOW PLS... and let the games begin!
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