wtf is it about men calling women c**ts , do you really think thats the most endearing introduction?

i have no problem with the word but sheesh at least use it when its appropriate not

hello c**t how are you

and if your daft enough to open with a line like that , dont then get all pissy when ya told to go do one ... respect works both ways

yayy started my christmas shopping ... i do like to be organised for the festive season

not sure how my friend will react to her new lovely glass dildo... hehe... prob hear the screams coming from miles away ... had to be done though, every woman should own one i think!!

i hope everyone is having a fantastic weekend , no rants today, im a happy bunny lol

serena xx

lol some people are so predictable (tuts).. they really think that subs cant see what players they are ... oh well is highly amusing so ty (smiles)

yayy its halloween once again, i know uk dont really celebrate it ( boring buggers) lol

great excuse to dress up and party.....so to all those who do celebrate it, have a good one.

would just like to clarify i was not saying that men of a certain age are old wrinkleys

it was not meant in that way so my apologies

that statement was meant for the person named in journal

ty

serena xx

following on from my last journal entry..

GymMasterUK... last two messages consists of MINGER,and, OINKER....

i must congratulate you on your being able to spell these two words

and also such intelligence coming from someone of your age and who teaches peoples children

it is providing me with much amusement , and the compliments are really just too much,

you are now actually making me blush as i feel so honoured that i obviously have caught your attention

ty once again for making my day and providing me with a journal entry ... keep going mr wrinkley ,,, you might actually say something of importance one day , unless you go senile first of course ... im betting on the latter

good day all

serena xxx

well an interesting day... lovely message from a 48 yr old person(i say person as i cant call him a man or  a dom) calling me fatty lol such humour, witt and intelligence im astounded

but he obviously cant read or else he wouldnt of wasted his time but gave me a good laugh anyway well done .....a school teacher no less ... even more impressive .

no wonder the kids of today turn out so well if they are being taught by such fine upstanding people lol ... not

but all is not lost ... at 48 he only has a few more yrs left of pouring his ignorance into our youth which is one saving grace i spose

maybe when hes washed up he might have the sense to return to school himself and learn how to converse and maybe some manners ... who knows

good luck mr school man ... i hope you find a willing sub who likes old wrinkleys but i very much doubt it

serena xx

hmmm i am wondering wether young men have been sneaking n reading their girlfriends 50 shades books recently ...due to the influx of great amusing messages and quotes from the actual book itself lol

(yes i admit i read it.. all three books) lol werent bad i spose, but wasnt that great either....anyways

yes young men.... you have to laugh when a 20 something sends a message and gives you actual permission to reply to him ... i think i was laughing so hard i was almost polite in my response ... oh well ... more entertainment i guess

pootles off to do chores

tc A/all

serena xx

all i can say is... crap day :(

once again i want to say a big ty to all the loonies out there , seeing as ive been bombarded again with messages from strange people who seem to think that mailing someone and telling them they are a filthy c**t and various other things will turn them on, believe me darlins it really doesnt lol... only proves to me you keep your brain in your trousers and have no conversation skills at all

but ty for making my time here so amusing, it gives me chance to practice my being nice but bitch skills...

i do wonder what goes through their heads tho, seriously, how do any of them expect to gain a subs trust n respect if they show all they can do is be foul .. maybe thats their definition of being dominant hmm ... i must research it

well hope everyone has a wonderful weekend as usual

serena xxx

well life is good ... think all the wallies have been finally locked up again till their next outing

theres still a few floating around tho.. they must of missed the bus... so anyone who sees little doms out there licking windows n claiming they are genuine please point them home ty

joking aside... life is great and can only get better me thinks... looking forward to weekend away ... ahhh peace n calm... chuckles yer right xxx

tc A/all have a fun weekend

serena

well another day another wannabe .... wonders why men think calling you a c**t may make you cream yaself.... errrr no ... just makes me laugh at the fact they obviously cant hold a decent convo.... jog on boy go find a silly little girl who enjoys the daft online games you play

lol ... just had charming sissy little man who thought it would be funny to message me and call me fat

lmfao as if i dont know this ... you poor deluded fucktard... have you nothing better to do with your one braincell than to point out the obvious to someone... or did you think that it would upset me, hurt me etc... awww bless ... try harder next time my friend you might actually stop me from falling off chair laughing

if that is all you have to offer darlin then i pity you coz takes more than bit of name calling to get me going

good day to you mr male sub ... and hope someone shoves a hot poker up ya ass soon .... much love n kisses

ohhhh they out in force today.... lol...very amusing i must say

well done cretins you are surpassing yourselves...

no whinges, no rants .... just happy bunny

have good weekend to A/all xxx

well not much to report of late... idiots have pretty much left me alone yayyy ... altho on a sad not i kinda miss the banter ... bless em they cant win huh

hope A/all have a wonderful weekend in whatever it is T/they doing ....

Be Well

serena xxx

well i have finally given in and blocked my first fuckwit lol

i have re read my profile and cant seem to find the bit where it says send me stupid idiot messages please such as this.

and when he didnt like my reply i got told i was a bitch and ugly fucktard... smiles oh the compliments are just too much ... i hope the lucky sub that bags him will be just as honoured to recieve those kinds of compliments... lucky lucky girl .... lmao

ok i need to clarify something

i am not angry, bitter and twisted... well ok maybe a little twisted hehe

i write here coz i want to, if people are going to send me daft messages and make prats of themselves then yes im gonna take the piss out of ya.

if people dont like it then oops tough .

i dont get down or upset or bothered by the idiots , they amuse me actually.

theres some real stupid people on this site but... theres some great ones too who have wicked sense of humour and im honoured to have the pleasure to speak to them :)

(ya know who ya are :) ) xxxxx

ffs give me strength....right if your a male sub and have it on ur profile MALE SUBMISSIVE why the hell do you then message me pretending to be a Dom...

what the hell is the matter with you idiots..do you think i wouldnt notice that it has im a sub on your profile.

warning .. from now on all male subs who message me n talk shit get same message F**K OFF

right the complete asswipe who keeps messaging me asking if ive circumcised my sons!!!

i dont give a crap if its becoming popular in the uk or not and would rather u took your sick little fantasies n shoved them up ya ass

ok spent whole morning cleaning, as ya do , and now find myself bored shitless,hate being bored gives me time to think, which is not often a good thing :(

oh well , feeling lazy now so just gonna sit, play games n keep mind off things.

be well A/all xxx

ok small rant

errr your on here as male sub, message me calling me Mistress n how you want to kneel n serve

i point out im a sub ,,, all of a sudden you message me telling me your actually a switch ,then say your a Master.... WTF

confused or what... oh no not confused, just trying to get in someones knicker.

urghhh what a plonker.

GoodMorning World

i hope you all enjoyed your weekend!!!

isnt it odd that oneday you can speak to someone and imediately feel like they have been a friend for years .. and that they just get you!!!! .... you dont need to go into long explainations or feel pressured into telling them things.... they just know... spooky but refreshing ....big smiles :)

well i wonder what life has to offer this week.... and i dont think anything could spoil my mood today :)

have a wonderful day

xx

lmao omg... now ive some some old domme telling me im bitter

yup yup thats it luv im a bitter subbie who cant get a screw .... sheesh ..... just coz ive got an opinion and dont friggin bow n scrape to you idiots .... bog off n go back to domme school

and my day was so nice till that burk lol

i guess sometimes you find amazing people on here after all :)

tY ... was an honour and a pleasure ...:)

a beautiful day today think gardening might be on list ...

hope you A/all have wonderful weekend :)

xxxx

well seems my journal about idiots who just want to abuse women has touched a nerve.

shame that

wonders why any person would want to defend such a cretin who has no morals, respect and lack of self control.

i ask the gent who messaged me ... ask yourself this as a so called experienced Dom...if your sub or even daughter, friend, sister etc was involved with a person who had the intentions of the said profiles ... would you then sit back and say .. oh its ok its just their kink people should respect it...

no i dont think so.... but then again you might ...who knows and frankly i dont care :)

you can spout the fact i am judgemental blah blah ... but least i know whats bdsm and whats plain abuse :)

in a minxy mood this morning ... god knows why,just happened to wake up n think ... hmmm havoc causing day me thinks ... hehehe.

sooooo any weird n wonderful messages i get ... watch out you might bite off more than you can chew :P:P

hope you A/all have wonderful weekend ... play nice and safe

Be Well xx

hmmm ... have come across a few disturbing profiles last few days!!!

im sure there are strange subs out there that long to get beaten to a pulp... why i have no idea and wtf has it got to do with D/s

Do these men who obviously have something seriously wrong with them think that by pasting i want to hurt you alot on their profiles is going to endear them to any kind of decent sub ???

sighs the times are changing i guess ... good luck to the men who in my opinion really need professional help with anger management :P:P

hmmm wasnt going to write here again today but ... wtf

i am a submissive.... not a switch nor a Domme disguising myself as a sub ... so why all the male subs suddenly messaging me... damn

i really have no interest in trying to switch etc ... so if ur a male sub and think about messaging me .... please dont coz i prob wont reply :)

lmfao ... some people really are full of bullshit... oh well moving on ...

lol idiots are out in force i see

obviously must make notes on how to come across as friendly lol

let me see... ohh gush gush im so honoured you messeged me blah blah ... yes sir ill tell you what turns me on ... pfft

have to earn it mateys

being submissive does NOT mean i have to be a quiet mouse and be grateful someone decided to string half a sentance together and sent it to me.... i am cheeky and fiesty and have opinions... if ya want a doormat jog on .

rant over :)

sits n sings .... now your just somebody that i used to know ..... whistles

But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didn't have to stoop so low

grrrr bloody piece of crap.... trying to upload pics and they all wont load .. sighs

well .. back on here for a while.. just having a nosey around...dont spose its changed much ...still prob full of idiots but hey .. theres me thinking i had found the One... slaps self for being soo silly.. turned out to be ,, liar, cheat n of course a wannabe ... but i wish him well ...karmas great yanno .

have fun A/all n play nice :)

im now thinking i was kind of harsh on the shhh guy....

so please get in touch again i think i may be able to help you ... we can start simple with ABC and progress to harder words in time

hope to hear from you soon.... grins nope wasnt harsh enough

ok the odd people have just risen to new heights.... i ask one person why he keeps lookng at my profile nearly every damn day and all i get in answer is shhh.... wtf is that about... when i ask what shh is he tells me he said no ... in trying to understand this strange person who keeps perving my profile he then tells me he will block me.... smiles go right a head ... its not like im going to lose sleep over a man who obviously has no vocab skills and can only utter shhh in a return message.... i am baffled at the sillyness of some people ... kept me amused though i spose..... so in that respect ty you very very strange person :)

ok would say i am shocked at how rude people are but i guess im not really... Please if you intend to message people with extremely rude messages and expect them not to tell you to F***k off then you really need professional help with people skills ... and for the person who ordered me to apologise for not wanting his cock in my ass .... up yours it will happen when you get some damn manners and hell freezes over .... smiles

Someone made me smile today.... was quite refreshing to say the least ... he wasnt rude or demanding... he didnt try and order me around ... so ty ...

oh and my apologies for the crap pic but trying to hold cam in one hand and get pic of your butt with the other isnt as easy as it looks lol....

i wonder wth has happened to this lifestyle...does communication and getting to know and trust someone count for nothing anymore??? i find myself repeating the fact it takes more than afew messages for me to just up and meet someone ... patience is the key.
if you say hi n we talk and then after a few mails go so when you gonna meet me expect to be a little peeved coz im going to say NO.