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	About SeeksSubGF Move along, nothing to see here. Are you looking for love in all the wrong places? Do you want a meaningful relationship built on common interests and attraction? Do you want to take a chance? Do you meet some of the following traits? Message me, I dare you. Looking for... Sarcastic Creative Type Employed Easy Going Open Minded Perverted Mac Friendly Sub, Slave or Switch (Domme?) Must have pictures with clothes on (I'm Kinky) Relationship oriented Loves Music Movie Snob Age is less important than maturity and common interests More to add later. Pictures available on request. Go ahead, say hi already... and as proof that you read this far, please include somewhere in the email, how wonderful I am... I just love that :)

Okay, so I tried out this ATM seduction thing... I bought it something off it's Amazon account, sent it money on PayPal, stuffed GreenDot refills in it... and nothing... then the Bank tells me to stop hanging around their ATM so much or they'll have me arrested. Now that's cold a cold bitch.

Seriously thinking about becoming a female financial Domme... can anyone email me and let me know how that's working out for them?

How to spot a fake profile, Episode 546... Seriously, if you create a profile and name the girl HildegaardBigB00bs and start your introduction with... Hi, my name is Hildegaard and I have big boobs and if you want to see them, email me at HaroldQuipshlecstein69 @ for the love of pete.com, at least make up a fake email address that matches the theme... Noobs.

What, FinDommes aren't actually from Finland? I wondered why no one was on when I searched for that country. And why don't they have the Isle of Lesbos listed...

Diablo III... RAWR!

would love to find a sub with an iPhone... :) anyone, anyone?

Oh, boobies!

I guess it's official... the S in BDSM has been replaced with a dollar sign... BD$M. Sigh...

I look at the pictures in the profile and read the profile text and wonder if half of them aren't guys trying to seek revenge on their ex-girl friends by creating fake profiles with the phone cam pics they send each other in the throws of teen love. I mean, girlfriend... send me some, I will treasure them forever and never upload them to the web... wink wink. Oh, Yes, I do love you so much... let me see the girls now... oh yeah, that's the stuff. Work work work work... hello, Girls!

So many profiles left to reject me, so little time. Can someone help me? I think I might need a rejection slave to handle all my rejections. Anyone want to apply? Doesn't pay well, and the benefits suck... literally. There's usually constant beatings until rejections decline. It's just like work... only you're the slave. No, hold on, it's just like work.

Nice to see the hairstyles of the 80's and 90's are coming back... oh, hold on, I'm being told these are fake profiles pics scoured from the internet... that's so wrong.

Dude! That's someones Mom now!

Okay, so I got two things on my chest tonight and they ain't nipples...

BigTitty69Fake?

Okay, so you got scammed by someone or feel you did... jumping jesus, did we really need another fake profile created on the site? Did you have to take their text and pictures to point out they were less than honest? Really? There's three minutes of my life I'm not getting back. Didn't you see it coming as soon as she said... well, anything.

TeamViewer?

Sigh... as if the internet and the windows crappola spyware/virus/trojan/malware isn't bad enough, "she" wants you to install TeamViewer on your computer so she can control you? Um, no. "She" wants to loot through your computer, with access to anything, install anything, delete anything, all in the name of dominating you. Why don't you just give them a credit card number and call it a day. Full access to your PC... and according to their website, fast return on investment. No doubt. Didn't you see that coming?

I love one word, one line emails! I really do. they are like well crafted Haiku... well, without all the worry about syllables and meter and all that other poetry stuff. So come on, send me some of them shorties...

Okay, so that was a bust... well, lack thereof. What's a guy gotta do...

So, Yo, hit me up... that was an effort to appeal more hip.

Well, today is my birthday... and I was kinda hoping, in lieu of presents, maybe someone would show me a boob for every birthday. Yup, 43 boobs. Odd number, but an odd request :)

Show me some boob!

I thought maybe I'd write a book and call it...

Can I Wear Nipple Clamps?

but that sounded too submissive. So I thought...

Can Doms Wear Nipple Clamps, too?

Maybe a little switchy... Ahh got it...

Doms Can Wear Nipple Clamps!

Maybe that will work...

Happy New Year... it sure would be nice to bring in a the new year with a conversation with an interesting CollarMe girl :) One never knows what the new year may bring for her.

Tap Tap Tap... Hello... Is this thing on?

Here's a quote that applies to just about everyone on CollarME who is "Looking..."

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
--Thomas Edison,
American inventor

When people cover their eyes with just a little strip, or black out each eye separately, are they trying to prevent the government's online photo retinal scanning and facial recognition software from tracking them to their little den of iniquity?

I know when I walk around in public, I tend to carry a little strip of black cloth that I hold up in front of everyone...

No
No
No
No
Oh Damn, Snap! You're on CollarMe...

Tip of the Day...

If you pause long enough to give your opening profile volley the strong foundation of a solo thought, a simple idea, a single word... it's probably best to look it up first and get the spelling right.

Just a thought...

Looking for a Scrabble playing submissive for some BDSM Scrabble... What You ask? It's scrabble and I make up the rules as I go, and I always win... :) And you probably win too :)

I want to start? a fund to get people's keyboards fixed.

BROKEN CAPS LOCK (Case 1):
It's tragic how many people online must be tortured by a stubborn, perpetually stuck in UPPERCASE caps lock. I mean, OH MY GOD!

broken caps lock (case 2):
then there is the rare variety where the damn key doesnt seem to ever work period this is generally complicated by a broken period comma apostrophe comma and comma period

thE sPrinGy capS LoCk (cAsE 3):
iM nOt SurE hoW oNe Can GeT bY wItH a BroKeN keYbORD LiKe ThIs? I dOn'T KnOw If iT'S cOmInG Or GoInG. i CaN'T tYpE nOt AwaRe if THE NeXT lEttEr is UP Or down.

So scrape through your change tray in your car and let's solve this world problem, one keyboard at a time. The keys are at your finger tips.

Gonna count how many people read this. So let me know...

Score:
Me 2
You 1

Update!

Yeah, I got nothing new. Just thought you should know.

How to Spot a Fake Profile

Episode 2: Native American

Have you noticed the vast amount of "Native American" choices under ethnicity? I'm thinking those with fake profiles from non-English speaking countries believe this to mean "born in America" as opposed to American Indian and Alaskan Natives that is really refers to (you did know that, right?). According to? 2004 US Census data, only 1.5 percent of the US population is Native American.

I don't know what the ethnicity distribution across the CollarMe population is, but it seems of that small percentage, A LOT are into BDSM.

How to Spot a Fake Profile

Episode 1: Too Good to be True

All profiles should be viewed as you would advertising, if it's too good to be true, there's gotta be a catch. Why would an attractive 19 year old girl, with model qualities and a professional photographer, want to move from Denmark, half way around the world to be your full time, no limits, no rules, no contact with family or friends, personal sock puppet... think about it.

Begin sarcasm...

I'm going to petition CollarMe to add a new kink to their list...

Email Rejection.

You have no idea how much that turns me on. I'd rate myself as an expert and list it up in the "Lives For" section.

End sarcasm...

Have you ever wondered if that person you just passed in the profiles might just be the one you have been looking for? How will you know unless you say hi?

Yawn... stretch...

Any lady writers out there? Dommes, subs, switches, I don't care. Someone stuck in a rut, needing a creative jolt. Someone with a like for sci-fi, horror, black humor, fantasy, speculative? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Rules. Rules. Rules. Don't make your emails too long, don't make them too short. Don't email me 2 seconds after I get on. Don't use blue text. Don't call me "label." I don't do "labels." I don't have a picture up, but you better well send me one. Don't cut and paste me. Don't bother me if I don't respond. Don't email me. Women only! Send money now! $$$$ Pay to play! Tribute me. Is this what the internet has become? I remember a time when you could log into a chat room and actually have a chat with someone you didn't know. No bots! No Rules. No spam! Real people! No one selling anything. And it was free? I think it's time to cull the internet herd. I mean people, chill the heck out already.

Music. Anyone into some prog, metal, symphonic rock? Let's chat about what you're listening to.

For anyone who blocked me recently... you missed out on a very nice story I wrote for you. Sigh.

Liscense plates you may see on cars of Collar Me members: Been Blocked? If Idle More then 30 Minutes, Please Boot from Road.

Blah-g entry #1. Why are the email requirements of people so tough. I know they must get hammered with morons and nincompoops, but is it so hard to reply? It's like trying to unlock the daVinci code to get a response outta people.

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