screwsober

I'm looking for the right woman on collarme.com 'cause rimming, handcuffs and mutual masturbation were not on the eharmony questionnaire. I'm looking for someone who is smart, attractive, confident and sexy. I'll bring the fun. I'm hoping to find someone who likes to smile, laugh and have fun. A sexy voice is a definite plus. I could just melt when a woman says my name with a "just woke up" soft and subtle tone of voice. I have no personal preference as to whether you're taller, shorter, thinner or thicker than me. The bottom line is it's time to start living the dream and I need my dream girl.