i am not impressed with one word messages .

its not clever.

ALL of those who feel this is a good method of comunication will be blocked.

FOREVER.

how not to impress me-

• send me a photo of your asshole.everybody has one yours isn't special -yet
• ask me for financial information
• demand a reply (you will be  blocked if this happens ,sadly for you no second chance)
• ask me about a tribute.rude and disrespectful.
• accuse me of being a man (thats sort of hilarious though,because i am stacked !)

the way to impress me is to USE YOUR WORDS . its what that keyboard is for.

a few of you have asked why i've given so little information .if i wanted to talk about my hobbies ,i would join a knitting circle.

carefully review my lists before sending me mail .

if my preference to destroy your sweet ass conflicts with your list ,don't waste my time .

there are a lot of little piggies out there who deserve my attention.

so many ..................mmmn..how to choose?

my,my,my !

there are a lot of dirty bad boys out there .mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

this is going to take a minute or two.so hold that thought .