FAIL - (verb) to fall short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved.
Alright, so I know others have ranted about the same things here but I decided after a few months of being active on here that one more wouldn't hurt. My profile clearly states that I am a SLAVE, owned, owned quite happily, and that the only thing we may be seeking at this point is a girl for playdates. Hard to understand? I really don't think so... But then again I could be wrong. So in tribute, here are a few such messages that have failed... and failed epically. To you Doms/Dommes who don't bother to read a slave's profile before messaging, I shake my finger at you. To those of you who can't muster the engery for a complete sentance or some essemblance of grammer...? Please just put the safety scissors down before you hurt someone.
rchrisko199 ~ ur cute;) are you owned?
AssMasterTrainer ~ [random friend invite]
Bonker ~ do you smoke?
nightsabbath ~ [really long message exert] .... we are looking to start an online relationship with a mistress that is willing to teach us the way of a bdsm relationship. What we we are willing to do is take your assignments and act them out we will send you back pics and or video if u wish.
subbie11 ~ do you ever wear boots for your Master? if you don't have boots, what kind of shoes do you wear (if i may ask)?
f194fun ~ [via yahoo messenger] Her: well you don't have to let your Master know if we play a little. Me: um... yes I do... He's sitting beside me reading this conversation.
PerverseDesire ~ Hey there dirty little fuck toy, Care to have some fun tonight and make that tight little pussy of yours drip down your legs while you moan and beg for more, waiting in anticipation?
toneblazer99 ~ your cute slave
Mommynoesbest ~ I like to be addressed as Miss or Ma'am. I am interested in getting to know you, maybe we could start off with an online relationship that could develop into a long term relationship and when it comes time one of us, could be me, would relocate to be closer to the other.
Capricarious ~ are you into beastiality?
houseof3wolves ~ Perhaps I should have the 2 of you check some local female slave out there for me and ship them here to cut down game playing.
CountryBoyMaster ~ hey are you into incest? k9? breeding? or all 3?
jamescollar ~ Would you like to see my erection?
iaslave ~ i would be interested in serving You online...does that interest You at all? i like serving slaves...does that not interest You?
crazyone43 ~ I am a strict Dom with 8 years experience in BDSM. lets get to know each other and see where it goes ok?do you have yahoo or aim? if not then just say im not interested thank you.
