I am not looking for another to fulfill or even compliment me at this time. I feel I am pretty whole and complete as is. I have most of my life chosen to seek that within myself first and I have particular guides that assist me in doing just that.
As the profile states, I am a switch - I tend to fall more to the bottom end of the slash but I definitely enjoy the toppy end as well.
When the time is right for me to fully submit or own again, it will be with a soulmate and that does not necessarily mean a life mate. I think finding a soulmate takes time, a life mate even longer. You have to first know yourself and then take the time to know them as well. As the knowledge grows so too can trust and respect. In the meantime, it just takes faith - in them and in yourself. These are the foundations that we build our lifestyle relationships on.
But it starts, always, with a friend.
[i]The following is a revision of something composed several years ago now about me. Seems like a lifetime ago now.[/i]
Profile for salleesweet:
A rock bottom transplant to the land of green trees from San Fransisco CA (the transdimentional gate. Just throw a rock and you will hit a perv.)
"50's model submissive, comes complete with its own built in chemical and metal sensitivities. Has a few missing parts, nothing major, only minor replacements are necessary. This particular model has some existing programming and only a few minor glitches which crop up now and again. It can be used effectively in several different ways and areas immediately. However, the best part is, it is still capable of additional programming or reprogramming if desired.
Just Push Play"
According to some I am compatible. Very. With all the beautiful people. A “Bless the beasts and the children” sort of person (can you hear the Yanni music playing in the background?). To others I am the Bitch that ruins lives – the she devil from hell – the cut off one head, three more grow back sort.
In the Judeo-Christian Model, God is a man. This is likely true because the world is too sloppy, unorganized, mean, and just plain STUPID at times. At one point in time, I took it upon myself (thankless job that it was) to try to set things right. I began as the DenMother for the Forums. “I will love you and cherish you and be nice to you and call you George and let you spank my pretty little bottom every once in awhile if you are nice.”
Nowadays, it is more like, survival of the fittest, grow some balls, get some brains, or don’t survive… oh AND if you are not nice, all the better – I love challenges.
Other than that, I am your typical painslut bottom. Nothing better than a couple hours spent getting my bottom warmed up by some “nice” Fucking Sadist.
I have, in the past, enjoyed letting go and turning control over to someone else, being bound and helpless, having my limitless limits stretched. (but safety first, if you are going to stick a huge dildo in me and spank me in public, the front row needs to wear safety glasses and helments. Have you ever seen the damage a dildo flying at 450 feet per second can do?)
Yes, letting go and submitting to someone else was a release for me in the past. The burden of being responsible for all you freaks, geeks, experiments in modern chemistry, and losers was sometimes too much to bear – so nowadays, your all on your own.
[b]Who Am I[/b]
Education: Mistress Diaphonous's School for the Fundamentally Perverse and far too many years of post graduate work after that to list.
Height: 5 Foot Zero inches – full of spit and vinegar, can out think most and definitely out debate them.
Weight: Plus or minus 50 lbs and the weight of the world at times – I thrive on organized chaos.
Eyes: That see the troubles of mankind, the blueness of the bottomless ocean, and the realness of it all......I mean it is ALL so Real man......
I consider myself to be: The Earth Mother Slut Bitch Sex Goddess of the World or perhaps just the fucking queen ASS (All she surveys)
Hair color: I will not be judged by these sexists standards – so basically whatever I feel like at the moment – currently that is red – it fits for now.
Hair Length: Ok...I'll give....long....happy now?
Body hair: I think I stated that I am female, what the hell do you think?
Breast size : Bigger than I would like – smaller than some would like
Cock size: It would be nice if I could FEEL it – and it most definitely has to work better than my vibrators do – up for the challenge Stud?
[b]What I'm looking for:[/b]
I prefer my partner(s): Poly, sober, sadistic, imaginative, humorous, and eager.
I want to meet someone: Well DUH!
When it comes to sex or intimacy: Why are we discussing 2 different subjects?!?
My current status is: All alone in a sea of dreams, my sails are at full mast and I have my water wings just in case.
Somebody's appearance: All cat's are black in the dark.....
Relationships should be: Well negotiated, Henry Kissinger was an amatuer.
When it comes to couples: The negotiations are just more complex....Think Madeline Albreight here.(EW no DON"T)
[b]What I like:[/b]
When it comes to pets: I prefer ones that “bite”.
My clothing preferences: T-shirt and jeans(on the floor, in a pile)
Evening Gowns(on the floor, in a pile)
Fetish wear(on the floor, in a pile)
Period Costumes(on the floor, in a pile)
Minnie Mouse footie pajamas(on the floor, in a pile)
For entertainment, I like: Movies, books, plays, concerts, roller coasters, anything in or on the water, playing dress up (ren faires and the like), weird ass conventions, shopping (but not necessarily buying), good restaurants, Oh... Munches and Play Parties
And, of course getting together with friends – doing any or all of the above.
Favorite Foods: (does standing at the fridge in my Minnie Mouse footie PJ's at 2 am gorging on Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia count for an answer?) Meat – protein is my friend – I also like the stuff food eats though too.
I'm allergic to: All forms of dissension and strife – and just about everything else
Alcohol Consumption: Only when I cross the border
Smoking (tobacco): I came from the Soviet Socialist Republic of California you know – but yes I smoke – never was a conformist.
Hobbies: Pushing that line from both sides
Music Preference: The synchopated beat of a flogger or paddle thudding on my sweet little tushy. (sorry lost it there for a moment) Seriously anything BUT rap
Are you a: Soul among the GreatSoul, one with the Universal Oneness of Being, Lover of life and harmony....all that shit.
At parties, are you: Usually the nice lady passing out the Ultra Lubricated Ribbed Prophalactics
If not that, off in a corner being serviced by a sadist with a massive juicy hard-on or just sitting around enjoying the smell of the testosterone spills on aisle four.
[b]Sex and BDSM[/b]
I'm into Bondage: Like a fish takes to water buddy.
My BDSM experience level: I invented this shit.
S & M: Try me big Stud Puppy.....I'll make you famous.
When scening, I like: My ultimate goal is to scene on the fifty yard line at half time during the Super Bowl. (I'm a little shy you know)
Group Sex: San Fransico WAS group sex. shared with several, and forbidden to none.
Regarding Anal Sex Well I could live with or without it. No big thing with me.
Anal Sex ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT YOU BASTARD......SHOVE IT UP MY ASS ALREADY AND QUIT YOUR WHINING!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, if you want to know about me just drop me a line - but try not to make it one of those “Are you into having needles stuck in your tits” sort of e-mails – that will promptly get you ignored. Try asking if I saw the latest Horror flick out – or if I have ever seen the Goo Goo Dolls in concert. I am much more interested in discussing politics that telling you things to get your rocks off at the introductory stage of things.
