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We think that this place has hit an all time low today.  We had a so called slave tell Mary that she was a ?man? and then blocked us.  We had asked for a picture (after we had sent one).  We would be happy to share the name of this profile with all who want to know.

We found this funny, We hope you all do too.

You Might be a Redneck If...

If your idea of fetish gear is camouflage pants, NASCAR t-shirt, and baseball cap, you just might be a redneck master.

If you have ever gone to a play party in curlers and a kerchief, you just might be a redneck sub.

If the floor of your dungeon is covered with oil slicks and grease stains, you just might be a redneck master.

If you count your spankings "1...2...3...the next number...the next number...the next number...", you just might be a redneck sub.

If your submissive sleeps outside in a cage and your hunting dogs share your bed, you just might be a redneck master.

If your safeword is "cut it out or I'm tellin' Ma", you just might be redneck sub.

If the only submissive you play with is also your wife, your sister, and your aunt, you just might be a redneck master.

If you know what your Mistress expects from you by the way she belches, you just might be a redneck sub.

If you need to move carburetors and dead batteries to get at the St. Andrew's cross, you just might be a redneck master.

If your master tells you to fix him a steak, and you start by loading the shotgun, you just might be a redneck sub.

If you keep your crops in a rack on the rear window of the cab in your pick-up truck, you just might be a redneck master.

If fulfilling your master's every whim means picking up a 12-pack and changing the TV channels for him, you just might be a redneck sub.

If your cane doubles as your CB antenna, you just might be a redneck master.

If you have ever been bound and gagged in the bed of a rusty pick up truck, you just might be a redneck sub.

If you repair your leather with duct tape, you just might be a redneck master.

If you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a pair of pink flamingos, you just might be a redneck sub.

If your idea of a quality leather shop is Billy Joe Bob's Beer and Bait, you just might be a redneck master.

If you have ever had to use your safeword in order to spit tobacco juice, you just might be a redneck sub.

If you have ever had to take the deer you were dressing in order to restrain your slave, you just might be a redneck master.

If you have ever used nipple clamps in order to remove tics from master's huntin' dogs, you just might be a redneck sub.

Hello to everyone,

It has been awhile since We have written in Our journal.  Today is Mary and My 13^th wedding anniversary and wish to thank all that have written Us today.  As some of you know We have been friends for over 30 years and in a committed relationship for 15 of those years.  We have a happy and stable relationship and are best friends as well. 

Thanks again,
Robert & Mary

Well all the HNG?s that hang around this website have done it again, ran another great slave an Master off.

Thanks for sharing lizzy.... (rockinlizzy)

enjoy your life as there are no "do over?s"

Study as if you were going to live forever; live as if you were going to die tomorrow.

Joan Baez

bye lizzy, you will be missed,

your fans

HONESTY, integrity, and a true desire to serve are absolutely required, along with intelligence and a good sense of humor. Experience is not required, except as validation that you know what you are getting into.

Did I mention, you have to HONEST!!! And willing/able to communicate? Please do not waste Our time if you are not sincere, or if you cannot express your thoughts in an intelligent, well-thought-out, cogent, concise manner, or if you are unable/unwilling to eventually relocate.

Some words were never more true ? i don?t have a choice? - slave sandie

Mary and I want to thank all the friends that We have made here.  you have made dealing with the HNG?s and alike palatable. 

Robert loves to cook.  He is always happy to share His favorite recipes with any who ask.

We continue to look for the one that is right for Us, but friends are always welcome.  

Thanks for your time,

Robert & Mary

Why is the website full of so many fakes? That just want to waste your time.

Guys there is a lot of porn out there you do not have to pretend to be a woman to get a look at one?

Like a lot of you on CM. We I have been lied to and played with on here. We now will insist on verification within the first couple of messages. (phone, webcam).

We know there is a match out there, and don?t want to keep wasting our time on fakes and frauds.