raisinette

I think horses are dominant! or at least the few I have met, just like some men seem to be.

I have always been scared of big animals, from cows to pigs to horses, so once I decided that I should try to go riding with a few friends of mine that were riding, maybe I would gain some confidence and be less scared, NOT ...

Wonder if the same goes for Doms, maybe best avoided alltogether lol

My friends knew how to ride  and the riding teacher introduced me to this so called docile perfect beginners horse, that tried to bite me as soon as her head was turned.

OUT we went into the woods, and  my beginners horse totally disregarded my efforts of controling, it didnt give a shit what I said! it just stopped all the time eating grass! I am sure it would have listend if I had been a Domme...anyway after a while we got behind the others and when my horse realised that, it started galloping, it sure as hell didnt want to be left behind with someone like me!

I recall galloping over this meadow while the others had reached a gravel path,  and the riding teacher shouting to me..WATCH ITS FEET WATCH ITS FEET...and I was hanging on and screaming at that time while thinking what the fuck am I supposed to do about its feet?

Then we got to the ditch, and yes I jumped on my first riding lesson....but still hanging on, feet and legs everywhere, clinging on and screaming...

That was my first and last ever riding lesson.

DDDD

I just had such a laugh at this comment which was from a programme about fat pets and their fat owners ( mine is not fat yet but I am) anyway ...he said, my dog is not fat! its just got a little head! lollllol

I saw this once, and for some reason it stuck with me, and comes up in my mind ever so often, totally TOO serious lol but...

They walked...

and then they walked some more.

Do what you are called to do!

If you think 40 is bad, then try 45! all of a sudden gravity kicks in all over the place!

I am SO going to the gym.

How to prepare yourself for hospital (just in case)

Bring your own water! they like nothing better than to put a flask just out of reach..and no cup.

Bring a tampax (just in case) they only hand out oversized nappies!

Bring a condom (just in case)

Always pretend you havent brought any soap or toothbrush (they will give you new ones, I have several)

Never expect a decent cup of tea!

DO NOT smack the nurse when she comes around for the fourth time during the night, its the law that they have to make sure they havent killed you.

Do not smack the nurse full stop and for gods sake never complain, because if you do they might decide you are mental and send you to another hospital.

Do NOT dispair if they send you to another hospital, especially not if it is a mental one, trust me they are so much more fun!

Do pack a pyjamas if you have planned to go in, they ones they provide has no back.

Bring a book unless you like to read poetry or romance rubbish (they get the books from second hand shops)

Bring a magazine too.

Do NOT say you are a vegetarian.

Bring a duvet at all times!

Bring pillows too (once took me 3 days to gather enough cushions and blankets and then they took them off me)

Hope this helps lol