How to prepare yourself for hospital (just in case)
Bring your own water! they like nothing better than to put a flask just out of reach..and no cup.
Bring a tampax (just in case) they only hand out oversized nappies!
Bring a condom (just in case)
Always pretend you havent brought any soap or toothbrush (they will give you new ones, I have several)
Never expect a decent cup of tea!
DO NOT smack the nurse when she comes around for the fourth time during the night, its the law that they have to make sure they havent killed you.
Do not smack the nurse full stop and for gods sake never complain, because if you do they might decide you are mental and send you to another hospital.
Do NOT dispair if they send you to another hospital, especially not if it is a mental one, trust me they are so much more fun!
Do pack a pyjamas if you have planned to go in, they ones they provide has no back.
Bring a book unless you like to read poetry or romance rubbish (they get the books from second hand shops)
Bring a magazine too.
Do NOT say you are a vegetarian.
Bring a duvet at all times!
Bring pillows too (once took me 3 days to gather enough cushions and blankets and then they took them off me)
Hope this helps lol
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