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About RainyDayWoman
Dominant woman seeking submissive male. If you feel entitled to a response just because you messaged Me, you obviously do not understand how this works. Do yourself a favor and do not engage with Me if your feelings will be hurt if I choose not to respond. I'm not interested in a cyber or phone relationship, just r/t, and you have to be height/weight proportionate....those are not negotiable. If you are a SWM and want to send Me a message, the first thing I do not want to see if your cock, so, if that is your profile picture either change it or do not message Me. When you message Me, do not address Me as "Mistress" as there is no certainty that I will ever be your Mistress. Also, do not provide Me with a list of what you want from Me as there is no certainty that I am interested. If you are just looking for a little kinky fling, do not message Me as I am only interested in a LTR.By now, you may be thinking, "What a Bitch," and if that is the case, no not message Me. Otherwise, I might like to hear from you. |
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Thank you Collarspace for once again reaffirming my lack of faith in the roughly half of humanity possessing a y chromosome.. The only sure way to never be disappointed in a man is to expect nothing and suspect everything.
On the other hand, the Longhorns are ranked third so that's a good thing.
RDW |
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F**k kid rock with his big gun and tiny penis. |
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A more honest name for this site is Fantasy Space since most men on here are more interested in a fantasy than a collar.
When I first found this site it was called Collar Me but for some reason the name was changed. Anyway, My point is that I have been here for a very long time. During that time I have met some really good people who ultimately became really good friends. But most of the men on here are just here to experience a vicarious thrill and have no intention of ever daring to take a walk on the wild side. I like Lou Reed and I am sure that it is twenty minutes after four somewhere. The really cool thing about writing something is that you don’t have to try in vain to remember what you were saying because you can go back and read it.
As I was saying most of the men must lead very sad lives if they get off on fantasizing about adventures that they do not dare to have. I have pretty much done everything I have ever fantasized about and when I am very very old I will not be regretting the things that I did not do.
Some of you are very good and go so far as to research flights and local hotels. I wonder is the fantasy more fulfilling if you go into very specific details about your proposed visit?
But there are always little tells that give you away. Sometimes it’s not too difficult to figure out that you are married or you live in mother’s basement or you are a college kid experimenting with BDSM. The signs are sometimes there. I don’t feel too sorry for you and those are your problems not Mine.
I do feel just the slightest bit of sympathy for the rest of you those of you who do not have an inconvenient wife and or family and have got your act together sufficiently to be able to afford the price of a trip to Austin. One thing I always check when I look at someone’s profile is the date that he joined and I am suspicious of anyone who joined yesterday so I tend to let My guard down a little when you have been on here for four or five years. My bad. But it’s your loss not Mine.
RDW
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I do not believe in an extended courtship on your part. Once I decide to offer you the opportunity to visit Me, you better be ready to do so within a reasonable amount of time. Guess who gets to determine what a reasonable amount of time is. |
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No magats. If you voted for that orange jack pudding, you do not want Me. |
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Unless you know Me and have my permission, when you message Me, do NOT address Me as "Mistress" as I am not yours. Also, do not tell Me what you want as there is no certainty that I give a damn what you want. |
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So, My sissy slut is here for the weekend, and we got off to a very good start....check out the pictures tht I my or may not be able to post on My profile. |
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Well, it has been an interesting evening...so many possibilities. I am looking for a suitable play partner for My sub and Me, but I need to get to bed now, so I wish all of the CM community hot, kinky, nasty, sexy, perverted...( think I've covered all the bases here) dreams. Night ya''ll.... |
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My secret pkeasure is stalking neocons on Facebook. |
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Men...you can't live with them and you can't kill them. Well, you can, but the real question is are they really worth 25 tears in prison? |
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UT basketball has gotten very boring lately. The Horns are blowing opponents out in the first half...and I love it! |
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Sometimes, when I am very bored, I like to read the posts in response to the Yahoo news articles and correct the grammatical, mechanical (punctuation errors) and incoherent sentences of the people who post there. Does no one proofread anymore. I am certain that the idiots whom I correct do not appreciate it, but I AM the Grammar Nazi!
On another note, I seriously enjoyed the Super Bowl debacle that transpired in Dallas last week. That creepy old man, that JWM (jerk with money), that Jerry Jones was soooo bitten in the ass by his desire to set a new attendance record that he seriously pissed off a lot of people...I agree with them..."Jerry Sucks!"
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Damn, I never thought I would see UT losing to K State. The season can only get worse if the Longhorns lose to the hated agies, which is a distinct possibility right now. |
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The christians versus the methodists has turned out to be a much better game than I had thought it would be.....kinda like the old games in the coliseum when the christians used to have to fight the lions.? Go lions!
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Woo Hoo...I am watching the SMU/tcu game;? it's half time and it's tcu 14-SMU 10. Of course I want tcu to lose because they are ranked above My Longhorns.? The announcer just said that tcu is the fourth best team in college football.? He should have said that tcu is the fourth ranked team.? The frogs do not really play with the big boys.
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Woo Hoo.....It was a very good night...shot pool for 4 hours and only lost two games...I beat all the boys!
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Okay, so today I learned the wisdom of reading instructions.? For Mother's Day, My son and daughter-in-law sent Me a very nice framed and numbered print of the Harley Davidson distributorship in Juneau AK.? It's really big...3' x 2 1/2'.? On Friday, I went to Home Depot and bought a stud finder...mmmm...stud finder...such a handy tool if only it lived up to it's name.? I got home and realized that I needed a 9 volt battery.? Today, when I was out, I got a 9 volt battery.? I got the stud-finder out of the damn plastic finally.? So, there is a small Phillip's head screw in the back of the stud-finder...mmmm....so, I get My handy screw driver out and proceed to unscrew the screw...that's an interesting thought...unscrew the screw...hummmm...oh well, when I took the back off, I heard a not-so-good noise.? That's when I read the directions which say, and I quote, "Do not unscrew the screw."? So tomorrow, I am going to Lowe's to get another stud-finder...if only this one would live up to it's name.? Maybe I will finally get the print hung...mmmm hung.....
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How ironic that the Titans have two former UT QBs...one a winner and the other a loser....what was Fisher and the management thinking when they picked up Simms?
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Woo hoo! The Raiders beat the dallas cowgirls.? I am not a big Raider fan, but I automatically cheer for anybody who is playing against the cowgirls.
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Damm and double damm.....I should always get My way!
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Why do subs think it is My responsibility to contact them?? If they are truly interested, it is up to them to contact Me.? But, unfortunately, there are many pseudo-subs who get off fantasizing about the experience, but when it cums down to the real thing, they have second thoughts.? If one is truly submissive, he/she cannot be happy in the vanilla world for too long.? Accept what you are, and you will be happy.
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WICKED was fun, but it could have been better.? My BFF's former boy was there...such a cute pain slut.
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Easter weekend was so great.? I had a good time with old friends whom I had not seen in 20 years on Friday night and with family on Saturday and Sunday.? One of My friends from Friday used to have submissive tendencies, which I am hoping to reawaken.
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Oh, the BCS championship was a huge disappointment that I can only now write about it.? How terrible for Colt to work for four years for one game only to be injured after five plays.? I really believe that, if he had not been hurt, the game would have been much different.
On another note, My favorite foreign word is "schadenfreude."? It's German for the satisfaction or pleasure one feels at someone else's misfortune.? W/we really need a word in English that is equivalent.? My schadenfreude was off the chart when jerry's arlington criminals lost to the Vikings.? The moans, groans, and recriminations in the Dallas Morning News were interesting to say the least.
To bad that UT lost to K State, but one loss in basketball isn't like one loss in football, fortunately, and, after all, nothing counts till the dance in March.
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Whoo Hooo...Got My UT sweat pants, a never-been-worn 2005 championship tee-shirt, burnt orange socks, and UT houseshoes on.? My dancing UT mascot, Cooper, and the UT garden gnome are here, along with My bottle opener that plays "The Eyes of Texas" and two UT throw rugs.? The UT 2005 championship flag is flying from My porch, and I am warm wrapped in My UT blanket in front of the fire.?
Go Horns!
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The commentators on ESPN said that jerry (JWM) jones is in Pasadena rooting for alabama.? He's a creepy old bastard.
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Get your horns up, ya'll!
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Arrgh...a week at My parents' house will be a serious test of My sanity.? I can't smoke in the house, and they keep the house way too warm.? But, I did get to catch up on the family gossip. ? One day down and six to go....sure hope My stash and sanity hold up. ?
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OMG? I just watched a program on BBCA about men who like to fuck their cars.? "There are more things in heaven and earth Horatio than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
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I went to visit a very good (you'll fine out how good in just a minute, if I can remember where this thought was going after this digression) Domme friend of Mine this past weekend.? Her boi was there, and She invited Me to stay for "Dungeon Night."? Her boi is very young (21), very cute, very compliant, and very polite, and he gives great foot worship!? After 45 minutes on one foot, he politely inquired if I had another foot.? When I assured him that I did, he spent the next 45 minutes on that foot.? The three of U/us had a very plesant evening.? Here's to good highs, good friends, and good bois.? I am so jealous of Her...LOL
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Hooray, hooray, Vince Young saved the day./The Titans are no longer winless because today Vince was sinless./Bud Adams made a decision.? Maybe now Fisher will change his vision.
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It's a great night to be a Longhorns fan!? And second place in the BCS is a very good place to be.
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Ya'll get your horns up.? Tomorrow is one of the most important holidays of My religion...Longhorns Football.
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Beware of that for which you wish.? you might just get it.
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It is either feast or famine.? I thought that I had two very excellent prospective subs, but, alas, one of them turned out to be a complete fake, and the other one has issues with his submissiveness.?
I do have to say that the pretend sub was very good.? But, I am also very good at spotting a pretender.? A long term lie is difficult to maintain, though he did a good job for a while.
As to the other one, his issues are not uncommon in novice subs.? There are some men who have difficulty embracing their submissive side.? Ironically, he will not be truly happy until he does.
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Sometimes good vanilla sex is just what is needed.
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Damn..it sure looked like Wade Phillips was sweating tonight.? Maybe he was dreading his first meeting with Jerry after losing the opening game in Jerry's monument to his ego. May it be a harbinger of things to come.
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So, W/we all got to see Jerry Jones sitting on his throne in his colossal monument to his ego tonight.? He was picking his nose...LOL
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I think some of My best, or worst, thoughts when I have a good buzz.? Hell, I wrote My masters thesis, Sex Role Reversals in Southern Gothic Literature, while I was stoned.? I just had an interesting thought about a room-temperature zucchini and a vegetable peeler...use your imagination.
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Trust is like virginity...once it's gone, it's gone.
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Dammit...if I did not like men as much as I do, I would become a lesbian.? I am pretty sure that lesbians treat women better than men, straight and submissive, do.?
It is a fact that W/we are all products of O/our experiences, and it is unfortunate that past experiences color the way W/we deal with new experiences. i.e. if one had a bad experience with a clown at an early age, one might suffer from coulrophobia.? This explains the cliche, "Live and learn."? Otherwise you are just stupid. And, I am the oldest, shortest, smartest, and cutest of all of My Mother's five children.
Why would someone straight or submissive, when offered the chance to realize his fantasies, not follow through?? I personally do not want to be a little old lady sitting in a rocking chair on Her front porch thinking about all of the things that She did not do.
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Orange is My favorite color, especially if it is burnt. It occured to Me today that riding bitch on the back of a Harley has at least some similarities to the D/s relationship. Trust is sooo important in both relationships, and when you get on, you just have to go where you are taken. |
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Well, I do not consider Myself to be a very gullible person, but I have been fooled twice within the past six months.? There are two possible ways to interpret the signs, omens, and portents....in addition to the Magic Eight Ball.? One way is that bad things happen in threes, so that would mean that I still have one more mistake in judgment to make in this cycle.? The second way is three's a charm and the next boy I meet will work out.? The Magic Eight Ball is ambiguous? on the question.? So, what pleasure does one get out of the fantasy when the reality would be so much better, not nearly as safe as the boring vanilla life that he does not have the courage to escape but so much more intense?? It is a mystery to Me.? But so is electricity, physics, and all of that other scientific stuff.? The search continues...
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It seems that I was premature in My last journal.? What does anyone get out of claiming to be something that he is not?? It is people like that who make people like Me so fucking cynical, and I do not enjoy cynicism.?
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Well, I may have finally found the perfect sub.? So far, he is everything I have wanted in a sub for a very long time.? Time will tell if he is a keeper, but all the signs, omens, and portents look good for now. ? ?
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Ha!? I just discovered that there is a term for something that I have always enjoyed...CFNM.? In a D/s relationship, clothes are power.
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Well, the monument to jerry jones's ginormous ego opens tomorrow...
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Dammit, I did make a mistake...first line..."which they frequently are."? Just shows to go you that no one is perfect...if W/we were, W/we wouldn't need a boat to go fishing...W/we'd just walk out on that water.
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I am part Irish, and, in general, the Irish are philosophers when they are drunk, which the frequently are (I realize that that is a stereotype, but stereotypes do have some kernel of truth).? If I have offended any Irish people, all I can say is get a sense of humor, and the Irish generally have a great sense of humor.? But I am not "drunk"...just got a very good buzz and feeling philosophical.? Two poets come to mind tonight; one, the Welsh poet Dylan Thomas who advises U/us, "Do not go gentle into that good night./Rage, rage against the dying of the light" and the American poet Bob Dylan: "May your heart always be joyful,/May your song always be sung./And may you stay forever young."? I find the Jungian concept of synchronicity very interesting--though the argument might be made that it was more of a steam-of -conscientiousness thing.? But, the fact that they share a name, i.e., Dylan, did not occur to Me until I was well into this journal entry.? Think what you will; I prefer to see it as synchronicity.
On another note, My mind does tend to wander when I am high.? I have always thought that Leopold Bloom must have been stoned as he wandered around Dublin, and I could explain the allusion, but I choose not to.? If you are curious, do an internet search for Leopold Bloom.? And, if you have any inclination to message Me, you should do the search, as I am bored by people who have no intellectual curiosity.? Anyway,? I read a very interesting journal entry earlier this evening, written by joecool.? He made some excellent points about the English language and the way people mangle it.? He was critiquing people on this site who do not know the difference between nouns and verbs, and I have to agree with him.? As a high school English teacher, I do battle with the forces of ignorance five days a week.?
Which leads Me to another topic.? It's that steam-of consciousness thing again.? As a non-believer in the religious sense, of course, I believe in the theory of evolution.? But, it's a two sides of the coin thing.? If a person believes in evolution, She must also believe in devolution.? I am afraid that O/our civilization has reached its apogee and is now in a decline, which brings Me back to My battle with the forces of ignorance.? If W/we do not draw the line in the sand, in a few thousand years, humanity will be reduced to grunting and gesturing, much like O/our ancestors, the cavemen.? W. B. Yeats' poem "The Second Comming" seems to be more prophetic all the time.
Okay, back to joe's journal entry.? I have to admit that I am a grammar snob.? If a sub messages Me, and he doesn't take the time to use standard spelling, good grammar, mechanics, and syntax, I just delete the message without a reply.? If you think that is rude, then either take the time to write a proper message or walk on by...it's all the same to Me.? After all, a Women without a man is like a fish without a bicycle, and there's another bus comming by in the next 20 minutes.? Wicked dreams to A/all.
BTW, I proofread this entry several times, and there are no spelling errors, and I do believe that I got all of the punctuation right.? So, if you are upset by anything in this peripetic entry, do not feel compelled to inform Me...just get over it.
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Do the Doms on this site have similar experiences?
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It's too bad that there is not some kind of polygraph machine that can detect truth in keyboard strokes.? It really would save those of U/us who are serious about this lifestyle a lot of time.
I started to say that I cannot understand what kind of a thrill anyone could get from pretending to want a real time relationship when all he is doing is getting a cheap thrill, but cheap thrills are better than no thrills at all, I suppose.? With all the poseurs and pretenders in the world today, cynicism is truly a life skill.? I am not a naive Woman....I have been around the block a time or two, but there are some very convincing fakes in this world.? Oh well, live and learn, or keep making the same mistake over and over again.
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But he keeps leaving the friggin toilet seat up...men...
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My birthday is the first, but I will be at My parents', making two week's worth of meals for them as My mother recently had a heart attack, so I decided to celebrate it today.? First, I went off of My diet, as the people at work had a potluck for Me (and gave Me a $50 gift certificate to Amazon.com).? But the best present, so far, was a gift I gave to Myself...an evening with My 38 y/o strictly vanilla friend with benefits...he lived up to all of My expectations, so I guess that there is something to be said for vanilla sex after all...But, I do? prefer life on the Dark Side, and if My new boy works out, I will be one very happy Woman.? Still, I am one who believes that pessimism is a great defensive mechanism, and My psyche is in no danger.? Happy birthday to all of you where born under the sign of the bull...celebrate!
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If you IM someone, and She politely tells you that she is busy but will get back to you, and you get your knickers in a twist, you are NOT a sub; it is not all about you and your wants, desires, or needs.? A true submissive has no ego!
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The subplot, though, has some very intriguing possibilities, which will play out as they will.? What will happen remains, of course, to be seen.
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Long story; short version:? I spoke on the phone with a "sub" this afternoon who was in Dallas on business and wanted to meet a Dominant Woman.? (How W/we exchanged numbers is a mildly interesting sub plot.)? W/we agreed that as soon as his dinner/business meeting was over that he would drive here.? About the time when he should have been leaving, he called to say that he had to "attend another event,"? which most likely means that the guys were going to a strip club.? I have to give him credit for calling, but his parting words, "maybe W/we can do this the next time I am in town," preclude any opportunity of a "second chance" for him.? The D/s relationship is not a baseball game where one is granted three opportunities.?
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If your gay, just admit it and get on with it!
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Oh, how the mighty have fallen.? Ted Hagard the disgraced pastor of the mega New Life Church based in Colorado Springs, was accused of having a sexual relationship with a young male church volunteer.? This comes on the heel of the accusation by a male prostitute who claims to have had a sexual relationship with Haggard.? This is exactly what turns Me off to religion...the fucking hypocrisy.?
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Lately the news has reported that Mexico is on the verge of becoming a narco-state.? Well, I have some news for the news...it already is.? The historian Barbara Tuchman has a great essay on the subject, "On the Inquiry into the Persistence of Unwisdom in Government."? In that essay, she makes the point that governments tend to make the same mistakes over and over again.? That is so true in the "war? against drugs."? It's Prohibition all over again.? People are going to do drugs regardless of whether they are illegal or not.? The sensible thing to do io legalize, control, and tax them.? That would alieviate a lot of problems, which include prison overcrowding, the budget, and narco-terrisom.? In addition, the tax revenue would help to solve the budget problem.? But, as My Grandmother often told Me, common sense is not too common.? And, yes, I was stoned when I wrote this.
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I am so ambivalent about tonight's Orange Bowl.? I am not a big fan of Oklahoma, and that's a huge understatement.? On the one hand, I want Florida to beat ou big, but, on the other hand, if ou wins, Longhorn fans could say that the Horns did beat the number one team.? The BCS sucks the big one!
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It was a burnt orange Christmas, the very best kind!
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It seems the recent election has brought out the skin heads and racists.? Quelle domage!
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I'll bet that Barak and Michelle have the best sex of their lives tonight.? As Henry Kisinger said, "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac."? Good on them!
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Woo Hoo...now Cindy McLame can crawl back under her rock (have you ever noticed her resemblence to a lizard?) and Sarah-Six-Pack can go back to Alaska!
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Hummmm...the RNC spent $150,000 on a wardrobe for the Carribou Barbie.? It's one thing to put lipstick on a pig, but it's an entire other thing to dress it in haute couture.? But the Longhorns are still winning, so I'm happy.
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It's a freaking great day to be alive!? The Longhorns beat the Sooners and should be number one come Monday.? And the polls are looking good for Obama.? I've voted religously since I was 18, and this is the first time in My live that the person I voted for was elected.? (I am the grand daughter of a Yellow Dog Democrat whose family is now solidly republican)? It just shows to go you (an intentional spoonerism) that if one waits long enough, the world comes around to one's view.? "Free at last, free at last; thank god we are free at last (MLK) from the tyranny of king george II!? Now, all I need to make My day are the winning lottery numbers!
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Humm...it looks like the Carribou Barbie's credibility just took a big hit.? I can't say that I am sorry or sympathetic.? Her hubis got here where she is today, so I say let it get her out.? After all, if you repeat something long enough and often enough, people will believe.? OMG...it's Aldous Huxley's Brave New World!!
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I got into a rather nasty (on his part) argument a week ago about My liberal leanings and My posts about the Caribou Barbie with some pseudo-sub up north...LOL? He had the nerve to call Me ignorant..It took the Snowbilly 6 years and 6 colleges to get a degree in sports journalism.? I guess by his calculation that makes her smarter than Me as it only took Me 6 years at 2 colleges to get My B.A. and My M.S. degrees.
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I am eagerly looking forward to the vice presidental debate on Thurday...(key omnious music here)...if it happens.? I seriously do not think that the republic-cons can allow that.
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Thank you, John McLame and Sarah Failin for the most entertaining political season I've seen in a long time.
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Damn...I love college football.? USC lost, Florida lost, and now Alabama is beating Georgia!? UT will move up at least 3 spots in the new poll.
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Jaquizz Rogers rocks as the Beavers roll over USC!? Woo Hoo!
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Grorge Strait had it right when he sang, "Hindsight's 20/20..."? How many of U/us have passed on something that might have turned out to be just what W/we were seeking??
Oh, and the Carribou Barbie has the anti-witchcraft vote sewn up...LOL
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Thank you, John McInsane, for choosing the Carribou Barbie as your running mate.? And, don't forget--the fish really like those drilling rigs...LMAO
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she's flogging the dead mule of her experience for all it's worth
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palin could be the reincarnation of elvis, jesus, mary, janis joplin, jim morrison, jimi hendrix , and curt kobain but she still wouldn't get this woman's vote.
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OMG...I have never seen so many Republicans lie, some of them with a straight face...Give Me a fucking break.? Would you really want palin as the president?
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With deepest apologies to Geoffrey Chaucer
A sprightly school teacher rode an Electra Guide. She couldn't do the speed limit no matter how she tried. She wore boots and faded jeans, her hair in a bandanna. An Ipod in her ear--she was listening to Carlos Santana. For many, many years, the young she'd tried to teach, But there were always some whom even she couldn't reach. Beowulf, The Tales, Hamlet, and Macbeth Untill her students cried, "You're working us to death. She had two passions, the Texas Longhorns and her Harley. And with her rode a tattooed biker dude named Charley. Once on a whim, they'd bought a Labredor named Sheila-- They shared together a certain fondness for tequila. His tattoos for certain were colorful and many, And though she might have had some, I couldn't see any. --A parody of The Canterbury Tales, writtenin the 14th century.
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What's with people who go to the trouble to post a profile and delete it two weeks later? A.? His wife found out about it. B.? He found his one and only. (gag Me) C.? He realized he really wasn't submissive after all. D. His profile was accidently deleted by his cat, dog, and ? ?? or pet monkey. Yeah, I know that nobody told Y/you that there was going to be a test, so you can consider it a pop quiz.
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MMMMM....My first or second all time favorite sub is supposed tomorrow.? He's a Harley-riding pilot for a major airline.? I love to watch his face when I'm fucking his ass.
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Wow... I had great vanilla sex tonight, something I had not done in a few months....kinda reminded Me what I had been missing.? But I needed it; My 23 y/o boy toy graduated and got a job in Ca., and I was feeling just a little sorry for Myself, but rather than throwing a pity party. I got laid.? Now all is well in My world.? It's just a damn shame that the world's problems cannot be so easily solved.
So, the BT is gone, but the CBT slut is still a frequent visitor.? As a reward, last week I arranged for a Domme friend of Mine to be here when he arrived.? It was truly an electrifying experience for him, and W/we all had a large time.? The sweet dirty widow is kicking My ass now, so I'm going to crash.? I do not think I'll have any trouble getting to sleep.? Sweet wicked dreams to A/all.
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WARNING: Latex can be hazardous to your clothing!
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As the immortal Bob Dylan says, "Your debutante knows what you need, but I know what you want."?? *L*? "Oh, momma, can this really be the end, to be stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again."
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Female Dominant, 34, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Female Submissive, 34, Chicago, Illinois
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Male Dominant, 58, Council Bluffs, Iowa
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