IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PHOTO SENT WITH YOUR EMAIL OR ON YOUR PROFILEYOUR EMAIL WILL NOT BE READ IT WILL BE DELETED AUTOMATICALLY!!!THIS INCLUDES PICTURES THAT ARE NOT OF YOURSELF, I.E; CARTOONS, OUTDOORS, YOUR DOG, IMAGES FROM A MAGAZINE, STOLEN IMAGES FROM SOMEONE ELSE'S PROFILE, ETC... I REPEAT...IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PHOTO OF YOURSELF SENT WITH YOUR EMAIL OR ON YOUR PROFILE...YOUR EMAIL WILL NOT BE READ IT WILL BE DELETED AUTOMATICALLY!!!http://templedesade.com/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc I never know what to write in these things. It seems no matter what I write in them, I seem to keep getting the same, (pardon me) douche-bag/loser/posers. Those who think BDSM is about oral, anal and vanilla sex in general. "YAWNS"
You will find I have a sick sense of humor, and great taste.... ;) Imagination, ambition and a soul, are very attractive to me. An IQ is always nice....and passion wouldn't hurt either. Yep.. lets go with that for a while and see what type of hate mail arrives this time. :P I'm out of chocolate and chips!! Damn, I must a masochist..... (ok kids, I took out all the harsh stuff. :P ) Oh, BTW... Don't expect to get material for your "spank-bank" from me either. But I do love to make people laugh......
I DO NOT CHAT,<---another thing NOT to ask. If You cannot write literate and personal emails to me, in chance there will be an actual meeting in person, why would I want to "chat" with you?
In my opinion Cyber-sex and cyber-relationships are for LOSERS!! Yes I am brash.
Im also VERY silly. YEA! I said it!!
I have been (real life) involved in BDSM for...ask Ponie for... ask I love dressage. I pull carts, give pretty little girls and boys rides. So much fun! I am materialistic, shallow, high maintenance, opinionated, brash but not bratty, confident, conceded and awesome!<--Are you afraid of honesty? Because obviously I am not. Green and purple are two of my favorite colors. Im allergic to mango. Im not into sushi rolls, but love tataki. Calling the owls into camps is my specialty! I DO NOT eat... Cucumbers, Avocados, and Durian fruit. I DO eat... Almost everything else as well as just about anything with a face. Preferably very rare.(call it my "coon-ass" side) I believe most people are sheeple. REALLY!! I love beaches, rivers, creeks,lakes, mountains, forests, and jungles. Hooray for outside!!!
I have never been married. I also have never had children. This does NOT mean that it is out of the question. I just haven't found "Mr.Right", yet.<--this is also called honesty. (I seek Mr.Right and NOT Mr. Right Now.)
Seriously. I am seeking a REAL Dom/Master/owner. Someone who is truly involved with BDSM and all that implies. (do I really need to make a list?) I am also a huge fan of Auralism. <--look it up.
Since I have been a ponie for a number of years, I would love to find a Master who is also interested in, or even better, involved with ponie play. Someone who likes to travel, attend workshops, parties, gatherings, ponie shows and events. (Adventurous? I sure am.)
I find an I.Q. more stimulating than six pack abs. But I don't want someone who can't "play" or hike 10 miles with me either. You HAVE to love the outdoors. Camping, hiking, and swimming are some of my favorite things to do.
I feel that I am a wonderful commodity and don't believe I should have to settle for less. Why should anyone settle?<--really, why should you? I love to travel. Yes I own a passport. No. Im not in Africa or asking for money. LOL But I am shallow , materialistic, and high maintenance. I expect to be taken care of by my owner/Master, as most pets do.<-- Yes, Ive said this twice. Is the point being made? Are you sure you're not scared? Did I mention I was silly?
I enjoy reading (books, newspapers, and whatever peaks interest), music (live or recorded), fine dining as well as your favorite greasy spoon (Im not a picky eater). Film, theater, movies, horseback riding, camping, swimming, snorkle, gosh- a whole plethora of activities I enjoy come to mind, so ask if you're interested. Great wines and great coffee. Im also an Irish Whiskey fan. Powers, Jamesons, Tullamore Dew (these are just a few) I do not shy away from great Russian and Polish vodka martinis either. I do make the most awesome Martinis!...<--yes I like to have fun. Who wants to be a stick in the mud, there are better things to be/do (in the mud).
Intelligent conversation, bad jokes (I know a few too) and silly banter, are a wonderful quality to have. I also love to wrestle. <---no really I do! I love someone with lots of personality, because I have so much of it. I also carry loads of confidence. Perhaps I need some saddle bags. I love a man who has twisted wit and LOTS of confidence. A brain is much sexier than abs. Sometimes even brash arrogance is sexy! Ok .. more than sometimes. lol I love meeting new people, and no this does NOT mean I'm looking for group sex.<--what a shame I feel this is necessary to include in my profile. Really, its a shame. Although Im not into hanging out in huge crowds, I do enjoy the occasional crazy festival. Im not a firm believer in monogamy. I like girls too. I love to share my Master, as long as I remain the alpha. ;-) And sometimes I play the cheerleader!
I am just as comfortable in a 5 star resort as I am camping in the jungle/woods. Spas are great, but so is a relaxing rubdown from your Master or in giving one to him. Being able to be intimate is important to me. I am still female and love the idea of romance. I love to cook, really. I AM awesome at it. REALLY!<--this is called being secure.
Housework...not my favorite, not anyone s favorite, but I refuse to live like a pig. I also refuse to clean up after one. (Why should I even have to put that in here?) Unless its a potbellied sweetie. ( I used to have a pet pig, miss him lots)
I'm not shy nor am I naive. (I grew up fast and hard.) I also am not looking for a Master who is either. I am not looking for someone whos in their 40's going on 21. I love a man who knows who he is, what he wants, then goes out and acquires it. (Captures and owns it.) Since I am not shy, most would not consider me a submissive. Just because I'm not a doormat or "yes" girl,that doesn't mean I don't know how to please a Master. In fact, I am confident enough to say that I am the best pet on the market! I possess an inner strength and confidence most find intimidating. The few who get to know me find it an especially sexy quality. Also that I am a wonderfully loyal and obedient pet. Protective too.
I am very assertive, aggressive, and strong willed. I have loads of personality and confidence, and I love to use it too. This does NOT mean a Master is not a king. He always comes first. In fact I truly love to serve and please a Dom/owner. It is THEY that gives me such pride and confidence in myself.
I am a very loyal and affectionate pet. There's nothing that makes my heart sing more than to know how well I please a Master. I'm never afraid to give my opinion. Sorry, as I said before, you will not find a doormat here. <--this again, is called confidence.
If I could truly find someone who is deeply into bondage (and all that implies), travel, ponie-play, whips, torture, etc, and going to events. My wishes would all be fulfilled. I keep my "hooves" crossed.<--this is called being hopeful.
Oh, humor and "globetrotting", this is a MUST. Being a foodie wouldn't hurt either.<--this is just fun! Lets see if you have a sense of humor.... Enjoy.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSrgxb8dFPc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KFlXRlJoSQ
ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HkvN4jRQms A • R • I • E • S: The Sexiest. Outgoing, Lovable, Spontaneous, Not one to fuck with. Erotic, Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy, Loves being in long relationships. Addictive, Loud, and THE BEST IN BED.
http://www.thepetmovie.com/(ahh, just the very idea......)
(crazy quizzie on FB, scary result)LOL
You are a Horse Powerful and fast, yet gentle and timid you are loved by those around you but you don't suffer fools gladly your a force to be reckoned with and even though you can allow others to take command there is only so far you can go before you let loose!
http://spippo.deviantart.com/gallery/
WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.,--this s*&t is funny!
********************************************************************** (I love music, and will change this section from time to time to suit my silliness)
You've been around for such a long time now Oh maybe I could leave you but I don't know how.
And why should I be lonely ev'ry night When I can be with you oh yes you make it right.
And I don't listen to the guys who say that you're bad for me and I should turn you away.
'Cause they don't know 'bout us, and they've never heard of love.
I get a feeling when I look at you. Wherever you go now I wanna be there too.
They say we're crazy but I just don't care. And if they keep on talking still they get nowhere.
So I don't mind if they don't understand when I look at you and you hold my hand.
'Cause they don't know 'bout us and they've never heard of love. Why should it matter to us if they don't approve? We should just take our chances while we've got nothing to lose.
Baby, there's no need for living in the past. Now I've found good loving gonna make it last.
I tell the others don't bother me 'Cause when they look at you they don't see what I see. No,
I don't listen to their wasted lines Got my eyes wide open and I see the signs
'Cause they don't know about us and they've never heard of love. No,
I don't listen to their wasted lines. Got my eyes wide open and I see the signs.
'Cause they don't know about us and they've never heard of love.
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Thank you for reading my entire profile. I hope we can start some communication.
2/17/2012 8:56:14 PM
Does a tan make you a better Dom?
I have been offered this information from an email, so I have to take a poll.
Thank you.
(Here is the email, I forgot to save the others, but this ones the funniest anyway.)
You're not coming off as rude, you're being rude. Your profile is all about complaints and shit you don't like, not about who you are. I did read your profile, as I commented on what we had in common. How many people on here would even know what dressage is? Well, that's irrelevant, because you didn't care to find out who the fuck I am, rather to rant on with our whiney bullshit. . I show my body because it's nice and I'm fit and tanned, not like you. So why don't you figure out who the fuck you are? I'm very accepting of women's bodies but if you wan't to be blunt, I don't have to hide my fat ass or a belly like you do, so why don't you STFU about my pictures, and work on your fat hide. Maybe you should consider your flaws rather than others?
poniegurl on 2/17/12 at 11:54 PM:
This is why I dont care for people/profiles who put up nude/sex photos.
Such class and the language....THAT just says it all. I mean, why wouldnt I just be swooning over foul language and pictures of a penis.
Oh my, a tan. well I stand corrected.
You obviously have won the "School in Summertime" trophy.
Congrats!
And all I asked for was a picture of something BESIDES his penis.
2/16/2012 4:46:42 PM
So scared of getting older, I'm only good at being young".
- -John Mayer
2/14/2012 8:13:47 PM
Where do you purchase the "Get Away From Me You Douchebag" spray! I need a case!!
Don't you just love how everyones an ass expert..LMAO!! (no pun intended)
1/29/2012 10:23:33 AM
Good Lawd!!
I am 40 yrs. old and am still being subjected to stupid highschool games.
Can I PLEASE have a grownup?
Is that REALLY too much to ask?
UGH!!!
1/27/2012 1:56:31 PM
Ive just been approached by a lesbian male submissive...I am most comfuzzled.
1/26/2012 4:37:27 PM
You have GOT to laugh at the men who photoshop thier penis...its hilarious!!
1/26/2012 4:23:02 PM
Ok,
A little help advice for all you beginners about how to actually ask out/ meet someone in person....(That means face to face)
DINNER-( an actual date) This says ; "Im very interested in you. I would very much like to get to KNOW you and see how we connect."
LUNCH-(Business meeting) This says ; "Im interested but not in actually knowing or learning about you."
COFFEE-(Douche-bag) This says; " Im too broke or cheap to actually take you out. I am also not interested in anything long term or actually learning about you."
COCKTAILS-(Booty Call) This says; "Im a douchebag who just wants to get laid."
You very welcome for this public service announcement.
1/24/2012 11:27:57 PM
Ok people, lets get it together.
If you live on the other side of the globe from me and you are not regularly visiting where I am in my country.
OR...
If you live several hundred miles away from me in my own country and you are not regularly visiting my hometown...
Why in the heck would you think I would want to correspond with you?
I am not here for pen pals. Im here to find my "one". (Or for he to find me)
THIS IS NOT WHERE YOU PICK UP LOANS FOR YOUR SPANK BANK!!!!
Why is it so hard for you window lickers to understand.
AND...PLLLEASE!!
You know if you are in someones league, lets NOT waste each others time.
I am NOT into beginners!!
I do NOT teach!!
I do NOT wish to teach!
If you have NO pet ownership experience , I am NOT interested!!
1/24/2012 4:23:05 AM
You would think when someone puts up a picture of his or her self....it would be AT LEAST in the right position.
"freaking window lickers"
1/21/2012 12:16:29 PM
From: masterofall2000
Dated: 1/19/12 9:18 PM
you will be my ponygirl for life
poniegurl on 1/19/12 9:19 PM:
I do not see a photo of you. Just cut and paste.
From: masterofall2000
Dated: 1/19/12 9:20 PM
me
poniegurl on 1/19/12 at 9:22 PM:
Under the table?
From: masterofall2000
Dated: 1/19/12 9:24 PM
no me with powergirl
From: masterofall2000
Dated: 1/19/12 9:25 PM
the first set is your life the 2 other sets is me im a dom
From: masterofall2000
Dated: 1/19/12 9:26 PM
now you see me right
poniegurl on 1/19/12 9:26 PM:
Thats you under the table?
poniegurl on 1/19/12 at 9:27 PM:
You're in drag?
From: masterofall2000
Dated: 1/19/12 9:28 PM
no im full time malle are you high
poniegurl on 1/19/12 at 9:28 PM:
You look like youre in drag
From: masterofall2000
Dated: 1/19/12 9:28 PM
yes but im full dom you as a ponygirl willbe in rubber at all times
poniegurl on 1/19/12 at 9:30 PM:
How long have you been doing this? Can you afford all this rubber wear?
From: masterofall2000
Dated: 1/19/12 9:31 PM
yes just need my first slave / ponygirl to buy it for them its made to order i dont beleave in just having rubber wear lieing around when it need to fit you
poniegurl on 1/19/12 at 9:38 PM:
Im no ones first. You should get some real training under your belt. I am too advanced for you.
I do NOT teach beginners.
masterofall2000 on 1/19/12 at 9:40 PM:
i got 12 years of teachings for you ponygirl you cant handle my teachings a good master takes time wuth others in training before he gets his own
poniegurl on 1/19/12 at 9:46 PM:
You say you never had a pony before. Now you have 12 years, AMAZING!
masterofall2000 on 1/19/12 at 9:52 PM:
you dont lission .. i never owned my own ive trained others online lission for once
poniegurl on 1/19/12 at 9:57 PM:
LMAO..Honey...do learn how to spell...
It is L-I-S-T-E-N....good lord. What type of education do you have?
masterofall2000 on 1/19/12 at 9:59 PM:
full hs and full collage i just dont care no more it gets the job done im not hear to impress the pressadent just you my slave / ponygirl and spelling should not matter semce you be brainwashed clean of amy memerys of who you are
poniegurl on 1/19/12 at 10:02 PM:
What collage did you go to. Did you always glue your cut up pictures together.lol
You do know online does not count.
LOL
masterofall2000 on 1/19/12 at 10:06 PM:
gcc do you know i do online slave training i did it all in real time you will be easy to mold
poniegurl on 1/19/12 at 10:08 PM:
ROTFLMAO 2 online training. Oh thats rich...you ARE the weakest link.
ONLINE ROLE PLAY IS FOR LOSERS!
masterofall2000 on 1/19/12 at 10:10 PM:
again you didnt lision i never trained any of the pony or slave girls
you will be easy to mold
poniegurl on 1/19/12 at 10:14 PM:
You seem to be the type to grow mold.
Sorry but Im not interested in someone with a low I.Q.
That means you are not in my league.
GET IT.
Go back to typing with one hand now.
And by the way, I am posting this whole conversation, its just way too hillarious not to share with the upper echelon.
masterofall2000 on 1/19/12 at 10:21 PM:
i got higher iq then you your problem is you dont trust no one to train you the right way
(He just keeps going ..LMAO!)
poniegurl on 1/21/12 at 2:03 PM:
Higher I.Q.?
Your grammer skills could use some real help. Double negatives should not be used in a sentence. Also, spelling IS a requirement for me.
And you are right, I do not trust ANYONE who has online experience.
Cyber sex and your so-called cyber training is for LOSERS!.
P~
Also....
Name calling is the highest form of a low i.q.
masterofall2000 on 1/21/12 at 2:09 PM:
YOU THINK YOUR SO SMART I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU DIDNT WRIGHT THAT I DARE YOU PUSSY BITCH TO COME TRY MY TRAINING OUT
MASTER
poniegurl on 1/21/12 at 2:20 PM:
I don't even understand what that means?
They do make punctuations you know.
masterofall2000 on 1/21/12 at 2:20 PM:
YOU NEED TO BE BROKEN AND FUCKED BY ME PONYGIRL NOW OBBAY ME
poniegurl on 1/21/12 at 2:24 PM:
ROTFPOSLAO!!! @ O-B-B-A-Y!
1/19/2012 7:11:17 PM
PLEASE!!!
If you are an idiot, don't write to me.
If you think online training is something awesome, dont email me.
ALL LOSERS GO FIND YOUR ROCK!
1/19/2012 7:07:42 PM
OMG!!
I had no idea you could get a degree from a collage!!
Is that where you learn to cut and paste?
10/21/2011 12:54:10 PM
This one made me laugh so much I just had to share.....
DaddyDomsupet on 10/21/11 at 1:10 PM: I would love to Chat.
poniegurl on 10/21/11 at 1:12 PM:
Maybe you should remove the wedding rings from your hand before taking a picture? Just a suggestion. Thank you for "perving" my profile. ;-) pon-E~
DaddyDomsupet on 10/21/11 at 1:55 PM:
Ok stupid ugly cunt
poniegurl on 10/21/11 at 2:41 PM:
Oh BOY!! An I.Q. to match.
You do know that name calling is the most sincere form of illiteracy.
LMAO
Good luck with that job at McDonalds.
p~
10/17/2011 11:58:06 AM
If I could have a "no douche-bag email" on/off switch. This whole CM thing would be so much easier.
All I seek is a WELL EDUCATED Pro Dom, who is attractive. not lazy , loves to travel and seeks adventure.
Why is this so hard to find. Why is it that every-time I think someone is worthy, they disappoint me?
Mostly because their I.Q. (as well as their bank account) isn't above room temp.
8/6/2011 2:12:26 PM
Youre kidding, right?
You have just GOT to be kidding.
7/21/2011 2:24:55 PM
PLEASE!!!!
READ THE PERSONS PROFILE BEFOREYOU WRITE TO THEM.
7/20/2011 11:12:17 AM
Being Your slave, what should i do but tend upon the hours and times of Your desire?
........................W. Shakespeare
6/30/2011 3:14:07 PM
Im being perved by the late Doug Henning!
6/14/2011 2:51:05 PM
SOME DOUCHEBAG EMAIL..REALLY, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TRY?
s*******l1 on 6/14/11 at 2:20 PM:
I believe I can say that was about the most interesting profile I have ever read. We certainly share a multitude of interests and perhaps we just might develop a relationship. However, I will be honest and say my previous experience with a pony girl is somewhat limited. But that does not mean I am not interested in pursing and learning more.
I have enjoyed this wonderful lifestyle for many years. While I do not claim to know it all, I do have both the experience and means to provide an environment wherein your submission may florish. I like the fact you are agressive and assertive and yet submissive. To me that is the perfect combination.
Your profile tells much and I believe mine does as well. If this short message is of interest, then let's talk. One never knows what will come of a reply.
poniegurl on 6/14/11 at 2:33 PM:
How long have been ACTIVE in BDSM?
Whats your fetish, and how many kids/ times you have been married?
How many "subs" have you owned/cared for?
Thank you for your email, I ask lots of questions. There are just too may fakes and people searching to get laid.
I am NOT into having intercourse. I do NOT perform oral, nor do I want it either. I find it very boring and unimaginative.
p~
s***1 on 6/14/11 at 2:58 PM:
Almost 20 years I have enjoyed BDSM. Been married once. Divorced 21 years. Two kids. One a lawyer and the other an engineer. Neither live in Florida.
I have had a total of 3 subs/slaves. The last was a slave and I lost here when I returned to the States and she did not want to live here.
My fetish is my Domination and a submissives submission. I love everything about that dynamic. I am curious. No intercourse. No oral. You really cut down the options. sex is not important I assume.
What else would you like to know?
poniegurl on 6/14/11 at 2:58 PM: Why does that cut down options?
I had a Master for 3 years and we NEVER had intercourse, anal or oral.
It was the most wonderful experience of my life. I learned so much about myself.
There is so much more to the dynamic of D/s than sex. Than is where the amateurs get confused. Thinking BDSM is about sexual conquest is SO absurd.
For someone who says they have been in this lifestyle for 20yrs. and thinks no sex cuts down options, you must not have been in BDSM. Just swinger type sex.
How boring.
sekspecial1 on 6/14/11 at 3:23 PM:
I do not look at any BDSM activity as a precursor to a sexiual relationship nor did I suggest BDSM was a sexual conquest. However, I happen to enjoy sexual relationships as well. If you and your previous Master did not engage in sexual activities, that is your right. I certainly would not critize your choices.
I have a feeling you have very limited exposure to the actual world of BDSM. Having lived in various parts of the world where such activities are much more openly practiced than they are here, I believe i have a very good idea of what it takes to have and enjoy such a lifestyle relationship. Swinger type sex I have never engaged in and I am certainly not boring.
You might have a hard time keeping up.
poniegurl on 6/14/11 at 4:05 PM:
I sure love a good laugh.
I have been an active, this means real life participation, BDSM subject for 24 years.
Unlike MOST on this site. I have actually been exposed to and participated in EVERYTHING I have on my profile list. If it says expert next to it. It is because I am.
No, I have not been, as you think, limited to America. I am NOT from Texas.
I have many stamps on my passport. Travel is not foreign to me.
LOL
Sorry son, but I am very certain YOU would be the one left behind.
Anyone who thinks BDSM is limited without sex is an amateur in my book.
sekspecial1 on 6/14/11 at 4:13 PM:
Now that is funny response. An expert in almost everything. Now that is amazing. A few stamps on a passport really does not mean much. I have a feeling, I travel more in one year than you do in five.
No way you could keep up, but it is nice to know you think you could. Enjoy your fantasies.
poniegurl on 6/14/11 at 4:27 PM:
How nice you travel more than I. You must really be a Top, oh my.
What was I thinking. My poor little passport just isnt as cool as yours. What ever shall I do.
I enjoy my LIFESTYLE hon. I don't believe in "fantasy". Why should anyone. LOL
(Let me guess, you chat.)ROTFL!
YOU on the other hand, seem to be the one with delusions, oh, Im sorry. Fantasies.
Did you really think I would believe someone with your profile has had BDSM experiences that I wouldn't have already discovered? Really?
I never said I was an expert at everything. I said if I listed something as expert, than I am. Im not here to play games and try to get laid. Like most of the people on this site.
Im am actually seeking someone who has REAL BDSM,D/s,M/s,O/p, experience.
SEX IS NOT S/M.
I hate when children don't understand something the first time. Heck even the second. But when you have to just keep repeating it over and over and over.....
Its all very tedious.
Now go find a naive amateur. Please.
p~
6/14/2011 2:28:05 PM
IF YOU HAVE NO REAL BDSM EXPERIENCE...
PLEASE...
DO NOT EMAIL ME.
WHATS THE POINT?
6/14/2011 11:48:52 AM
Bored People are BORING!!
2/11/2011 12:22:13 PM
I LOVE IT!!
I am finally NOT receiving so much email from douche-bags and poseurs.
All by simply adding some needed adjectives/truth, to my profile.
(can you guess what it was?)
Im so pleases its worked out so well.
I am very amused at how easy these "faux-doms" are intimidated.
Dom? On this site? I hardly think so.
AND I LAUGH OUT LOUD TO ALL OF YOU FAKES AND CYBERLOSERS!!
Keep fapping away!!
1/14/2011 12:56:42 PM
There, a new piece in my profile.
Hopefully this will weed out the lower-class brats.
And why do people use pictures out of magazines, thinking that they will somehow fool the person into thinking its them?
If you're using a picture of a 6'4" model with perfect abs and a chiseled face, then turn up looking like a 5'5" ooompa-loompa, no matter what your personality is...you're still going to lose buddy.
1/11/2011 3:27:22 PM
You have to love to emails that try SOOO hard for you to put a deposit in their "spank-bank".
ATTENTION TO ACTION: CORE EXIT =CANCER TOXINS, IN THE SEA, WHICH EVAPORATES INTO THE AIR, AND COMES BACK DOWN AS TOXIC CANCER RAIN. FACT. PERIOD. THE GOVERNMENT GAVE BP MULTIPLE TAX WRITE OFFS LAST WEEK, BECAUSE BP CONTROLS THE GOVERNMENT. FACT. PERIOD. BP WAS ABLE TO UTILIZE THE POLICE TO KEEP ANDERSON COOPER AMONG OT...HER NEWS OUTLETS OUT. FREEDOM OF PRESS DENIED, ALONG WITH SPEECH. FACT, PERIOD. THEY WERE ALSO ALLOWED TO SUBVERT FREEDOMS OF ASSEMBLY, SPEECH, AND
DEMONSTRATION OF REGULAR U.S. CITIZENS THAT RESIDE IN THE GULF. FACT.
PERIOD.WE NEED TO KILL OUR GOVERNMENT AND HAVE A BLOODY REVOLT NOW.
FACT, PERIOD. REVOLUTION =INNOVATION.
7/29/2010 11:36:52 AM
Cut-n-paste emails are for losers!! Cyber sex-chat is for losers!! People who cant read or follow directions shouldnt be on a BDSM site. ONE MORE TIME.... PEOPLE WHO CANT READ PROFILES AND FOLLOW DIRECTIONS SHOULD NOT BE ON A BDSM SITE!!!!
7/19/2010 4:19:35 PM
I hope people learn how to read soon. After watching the movie Idiocracy. Im starting to believe that world is turning in that direction.
7/2/2010 5:21:45 PM
This is why I am so angry all the time, its stupid people like this one.....
there are 30,000 wells working in the Gulf...one went sour....damn good
odds in my book...and this will all go away..but not in 30 minutes...in
world war II...6,000 ships were sunk ( see google )...all in 6
years...where was the disaster? get some education..
To which I replied....
Shame on you. Get a life and stop wasting mine. SHAME ON YOU!!!
If anyone wants the addy for this jerk just ask.
7/2/2010 1:14:18 PM
73 days and counting... BOYCOTT BP!!! Ask why they are allowed to burn the aquatic animals at night and news media are no longer allowed access?!(coincidence?) THE BURNING IS A FACT!!!!!
6/3/2010 1:57:08 PM
http://www.newser.com/story/90924/contract-worker-says-bp-covers-up-spills-worst.htmlContract Worker Says BP Covers Up Spill's Worst
Firm wants images of dead wildlife kept to a minimum.
BAN OFFSHORE DRILLING!!!!!
6/1/2010 2:26:43 PM
Day 42!!! FOURTY-TWO DAYS PEOPLE!!!!!! 25,000 BARRELS a day are pouring into the gulf. This is over a MILLION gallons a DAY!!! 60,000 square feet of Ocean COVERED in BP oil!!!! SAVE OUR COASTS!!!! SAVE OUR PLANET!!!! ...ASK WHY AND DEMAND ANSWERS!!!!! BAN OFFSHORE DRILLING!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Y2zdyRin8
6/1/2010 12:06:02 PM
No, I DO NOT "chat". I find cyber-sex and cyber-relationships extremely stupid. Its for losers who cannot speak to a real human. Who the heck thinks you can be in a BDSM relationship via the screen on your desk? REALLY???! Are you kidding me? I believe in actually speaking, dating and getting to know someone for their human nature. Not someone who just wants to masturbate to a screen. AND IF YOU CANT READ MY PROFILE, I CANNOT REPLY TO YOU> I seek literate and intelligent men ONLY!!!
ALSO>> I have mail controls.. If an email comes to my box that does not contain a photo it will be deleted. If you are younger than 25 or older than 58..you go to bulk to be deleted.
1/1/2009 9:19:45 PM
The mind of a submissive is very sensitive.
Great
care must be taken to provide her mind with guidance, consistency, and
growth. Of course, the ratio of those three areas depends on each
relationship and how well the Dominant knows the submissive and how
well they communicate.
The Dominant's ability to guide is one
of the main, and first, reasons for the relationship coming to be.
Firmness, confidence and genuine intelligence about a myriad of
subjects, topics, relationships, and domestic issues attracts a
submissive to him. With this knowledge, he is able to choose her dress,
provide a work schedule, and allow or disallow her physical pain or
sexual pleasure.
Along with guidance, a Dominant should
provide a submissive with a consistent environment (with the exception
of a bratty submissive where chaos, yet safety, should be the rule). A
consistent environment is typically based on a Dominant's integrity and
by him providing a submissive a safe and respectful environment for her
to live or play in.
Growth comes after much time with a
submissive. A good Dominant establishes a base-line knowledge of a
submissive. With that knowledge, he begins lessons in growth by taking
her out of her comfort zone. Fantasies, fears, and phobias are
typically areas of growth focuses on with a submissive's mind. The
other area is the area of knowledge.
12/10/2008 2:59:17 PM
id="lyrics">Experiences have a lasting impression,
But words once spoken,
Don't mean a lot now.
Belief is the way,
The way of the innocent,
And when I say innocent,
I should say naive.
So lie to me,
But do it with sincerity.
Make me listen,
Just for a minute.
Make me think,
There's some truth in it.
Promises made for convenience,
Aren't necessarily,
What we need.
Truth is a word,
That's lost its meaning.
The truth has become,
Merely half-truth.
So lie to me,
Like they do it in the factory.
Make me think,
That at the end of the day,
Some great reward,
Will be coming my way.
Come on and lay with me,
Come on and lie to me,
Tell me you love me,
Say Im the only one,
Lay with me...
Lie to me...
Love me...
only one......
11/25/2008 2:37:00 PM
ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient.Sometimes
selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp
wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical.
Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
11/20/2008 7:47:38 PM
"Ive waited hours for this, Ive made myself so sick. I wish Id stayed, asleep today. I never thought this day would end. I never thought tonight could ever be, this close to me. Just try to see in the dark, just try to make it work. To feel the fear, before you're here. I make the shapes come much to close, I pull my eyes out, hold my breath and wait.... Until I shake. But if I had your faith,I could make it safe and clean. If only I was sure, that my head on the door was a dream."
11/6/2008 10:20:58 PM
Impulsive Aries people like to
party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their
competitive streak makes them prone to closing time shot contests.
They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple
tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want
out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose
(eager to fight; warlike) when blotto, but they will assume that
whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise.
They can be counted on to do the same for you--so long as you haven't
gone and done anything really horrible to them last night.
11/3/2008 4:28:56 PM
OK, all I have to say about my Halloween weekend is... FREAKING AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!! Thinking I was going to just have my usual gay bar crawl and such...not so my good people. I get a phone call about 4:30 pm asking me if I can get it together in an hour, I have Widespread Panic passes!!!!!! You never saw a costume or a female get it together so freaking fast. (Wish I had pictures) Black leather and sexiness!!! I wanted to scare the hippies. My costume was a hit (call it Cleave-land) and the band was so on it was sick! I hadnt danced like that in months, so good to let go. And to rub sweat on the hot boys in the crowd. (Jebus Im such a perv. when it comes to young boys). And girls...BELIEVE ME...the hotness was there. Sooo much eye-candy, I felt like a predator posing as a house-pet. It
was nice to be surrounded by so many awesome and open people. There was
so much love in that stadium, words cannot truly express my emotions.
You just either know what Im saying, (and Im very sad for you if you
don't) SO many people out there have yet to even find their soul. Its
such a shame. The band played from 7pm till 1am, then we made our way downtown..it gets fuzzy after that. But
I do know I was a little "turbed" when the sun was coming up and my
sunglasses had been crushed in my bag during my raving on the dance
floor. Needless to say it was 6am'ish when I arrived home. Saturday... Well, finding that dancing with bruised ribs isnt a great idea, the next day, I planned on staying in bed. NOT!! My pass was for 2 days and backstage. I
had no idea that I knew most of the crew working that show. I didnt go
out on the floor to watch the band on Saturday. This time I stayed in
the "green-room" and visited with people I hadnt seen in years. It felt
so awesome to catch up. And to know that some of them were even still
with the living. Sunday was the quiet day. No Saints game, so I
went golfing with the boys. Even though my ribs said, "You can't
drive". I tried anyway. Needless to say, my game SUUUCKED..lol I
couldnt get loft for anything. But my chipping wasnt bad. Dont ask
about my score. Putting....dont get me started...blah! We only
shot the back 9, but even that seemed to be too much for me. I hate
being broken, Im such an active on hands girl. Resting so much just
isnt my thing. I think my butts over me sitting on it. I cant believe I actually drank beer with the guys. Guess I had to feel like one of the them since my game is sooo freaking off. So that was my weekend. It might not seem awesome to you but it certainly was for me. I hope my friends, you all had a great weekend as well and have many more. I have all the love!!!!!! MEOW!!!!
10/14/2008 10:20:41 AM
Placed back into her trailer, ponie is exhausted from the weekends
events. Rides, racing, and wrestling. All well worth the pain!
Her muscles ache, she feels tired, worn out, and beat up. And it shows
on her body. ;)
Excellent!!
She looks at her "best in show" trophy's and feels awesome about
herself, and about all the people shes met and connected with.
To feel so loved and adored, by so many wonderful and beautiful people,
it gives her a high that can't be described. And she got to play with
another pony!!
As they arrive home, shes returned to her pasture. The fun and frolic
are over. "sigh"
She walks to her favorite spot under the tree and lies down.
As she rests her head on the soft cool grass, she dreams about the next
show. April gives her plenty of time to get even better!
10/8/2008 1:46:57 PM
ponie watches as all her gear is packed and loaded onto the truck. Ears pricked, she listens and waits. A shrill whistle is sounded, she gallops frantically to the gate, pawing the ground, thrilled to be going on such an adventure. Shes loaded into her trailer, fed and watered for the long haul, tethered to the railing. She hears the doors close behind her. As she looks out the window of the trailer, she wonders what awaits her, and whats expected of her upon their arrival. Its a long drive...... Lots to consider.... Lots to imagine... Lots to be excited about.. Lots to be afraid of.
10/4/2008 8:54:29 PM
http://www.timpope.tv/index.php?page=84
10/4/2008 6:54:37 PM
You will find I have nothing but a sick sense of humor,
and great taste.
Idiots annoy me. People who can't be human are the worst.
Gee, you know, Im just such a plethora of adjectives. You'll just have
to get through my tough skin to figure me out.
I don't really nip that hard.
So what is this all about anyway? Am I supposed to write what I'm
seeking in a partner? Am I supposed to relay my innermost feelings to
strangers and "friends"? Or am I just supposed to ramble on like
this,making the reader hang on every word in hopes Ive got some really
hot, juicy, story to tell.(did anyone catch that grammar pun?) Maybe
Ill write some erotica for real, who knows. I wouldn't hold my breath.
To put it simply, I'm a ponie without an owner. Ive been running wild
for far too long, and am seriously seeking my Trainer/Owner. A PERMANENT one. I'd even consider 24/7 with the right one. No games,
no beginners or idiots(you know who you are) no joke. I seek real human
contact and companionship. And whomever chooses to be my owner will
receive one loyal, respectful, and obedient exotic pet.
10/4/2008 5:06:31 PM
Ponie shakes out her mane, her neck has a cramp from resting on the post. She slowly paces.Stretching as she examines her pen and the pasture over the fence once again, She is still left out alone. She gives out a call. Listens... Nothing. Ponie decides to lay in the shade of the trees, and wait. Her patience is growing thin.
10/1/2008 2:53:53 PM
ponie stands at the fence, no spirit today. Resting her head on the post, she waits and listens....
9/24/2008 12:18:49 PM
Cabin Fever Ponie checks out the damages shes caused. Ears pinned she trots to the edge of the fences shes kicked. Embarrassed and heartbroken, she stands at the fence line, rests her head on the top rung, and waits...
9/24/2008 10:33:32 AM
Cabin Fever Ponie Trots around the yard, kicking down fences and biting the neighbors. Jumping over tables, chairs and debris, chasing the children. Snaking the other pets, stomping the plants and causing general havoc.....What will become of her....?These and other questions answered after the break (ing)!
9/19/2008 2:04:06 PM
I have been harassed by my girlfriends to write blogs, so here goes it. You will find I have nothing but a sick sense of humor. I
have been on this site for...like...5yrs or so. And in that time I have
found ONE Dom, but he was married and I wasn't accepted by the wife. (not my fault if I show u up) And mostly I get men who want stories to whack to, or pics for the same purpose. Not gonna happen buddy, not my thing. I
like that I was introduced to SM before the internet took over. Now if
I could just turn back the clock and build from people of that
era. But you can't, so I keep my hooves crossed. Somewhere in the
wild world, there's got to be someone who likes travel, has a dark
sense of humor. Outgoing, interested in or exp.at ponieplay, assertive, attractive, intelligent, likes to meet new people, has a sense of adventure, passion ,romance and is a sadist. Hmmm maybe I ask too much. Hey, I love to cook and I
kick ass in the kitchen. I can make you fat as heck.... Ok, Ill try to give you a heart attack too.
9/19/2008 1:41:40 PM
Some ponies like sugar cubes and some like carrots. And then there are some who prefer apples for treats. This one likes M&M's and red meat.....go figure. This and more amazing facts after these messages................
9/12/2008 11:35:51 PM
My master shall be Conquest, and I Pestilence.........
Im so deep, I get lost in the dark
9/12/2008 11:31:24 PM
Conquest/pestilence
White
Carries a bow with no arrows, and wears a crown (symbolizing a nonviolent rise to power)
Conquering, and to conquer also depicted as a hollow suit of armor from which bugs emerge
ίππος λευκός (híppos leukós), [The] White Horse
War
Red
Carries a sword
To take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another
ίππος πυρρός (híppos purrós), [The] Fiery Red Horse
Famine
Black
Carries a balance
(weighing scale)
Famine, Drought, Mass Starvation.
ίππος μέλας (híppos mélas), [The] Black Horse
Death
Pale
Death, followed by Hades (Pluto).
Over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
ίππος χλωρός, θάνατος (híppos khlōrós, thánatos), [The] Pale Green Horse, [named] Death
9/11/2008 7:54:17 AM
There'll be times
When my crimes
Will seem almost unforgivable
I give in to sin
Because you have to make this life livable
But when you think I've had enough
From your sea of love
I'll take more than another riverful
And I'll make it all worthwhile
I'll make your heart smile
Strangelove
Strange highs and strange lows
Strangelove
That's how my love goes
Strangelove
Will you give it to me
Will you take the pain
I will give to you
Again and again
And will you return it
There'll be days
When I stray
I may appear to be
Constantly out of reach
I give in to sin
Because I like to practice what I preach
I'm not trying to say
I'll have it all my way
I'm always willing to learn
When you've got something to teach
And I'll make it all worthwhile
I'll make your heart smile
Pain will you return it
I'll say it again - pain
Pain will you return it
I won't say it again
this is what you call..... killing time
9/11/2008 6:22:27 AM
Happy 9-11!!!!!
9/8/2008 1:16:22 PM
Sat through the storm, wasnt as bad as they made it sem. Heck it rained more after it had passed. Only thing was no power, so it became so hot I could see my house melting. So I packed up the dogs and headed to my girlfriends river home in Alabama. Awesome!!!!
8/31/2008 1:49:14 PM
Braving Gustav!!!!! Holding down the house, keeping looters out!!!
With my canoe at the ready!!! HEY HO LETS GO!!!!!
8/26/2008 8:50:36 PM
so do these blog/journal entries really help? Do people really have the intelligence to learn someones behavior just by reading some drivel on a screen? What has happened to actually meeting someone in the flesh? Has our human race become so afraid of each other that we must hide who we really are? Having no physical contact with an outside world. Breaking down in our abilities to interact socially. For shame..... (and God knows with my spelling ability, its probably true.) Till next time folks.....
8/19/2008 3:31:34 PM
I have an ego and I'm not afraid to use it!!!
8/11/2008 2:56:26 PM
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the closest dork!
7/30/2008 12:00:45 AM
MEOW!
7/29/2008 12:49:48 PM
So the new pictures are form my trip to S.E.L.F. 08 in Atlanta. We had a blast, 3 crazy girls, one wild weekend! And the drive was the best part!
7/29/2008 12:05:10 AM
Hellen Kellers favorite color is Chuck Norris!
7/23/2008 10:26:46 AM
Colors are fun and groovy. Heres another silly post from everyones favorite beast.
Things in the cyber realm are still as follows.. Boring, fake, losers, idiots, as in NO iota of an idea
and for some reason, people who can't read. I guess thats why they put pictures on menus. What a shame it is to be an American these days. Arent you all embarrassed? Well, you should be. What else can I conjure up to piss people off...... HHmmmmmm Tune in next time kids!
7/16/2008 4:00:15 PM
Yes my profile is silly. Yes I have rants and raves posted. Yes, this is just another way of killing time. So... How about those Tigers? And if anyone actually reads the profiles and such. Im actually a very humorous, outgoing pet. Im an awesome cook, and.... Never shy, and in no way naive
7/11/2008 12:37:28 PM
Ahh yes... I quit my job, no more leather shop. No more drama. Oh wait...I can still have my fill of drama here...what was I thinking. Oh happy day!
5/6/2008 12:25:19 PM
Im fat fat and all that... Im too sexy for my hat... Im educated... I hate cyberposerloserfauxdoms... I would never be the one for you... Sex is boring and unimaginative... You will never earn enough to be able to buy the equipment required to train me. Will this keep the idiots away? These questions answered and more after this..........
4/29/2008 3:26:55 PM
I am probably not for you... I have an opinion, Im in no way naive, sexual encounters are NOT what Im looking for, in fact I find them unimaginative and boring. Im also NOT into the cybergame. That is equally unimaginative and boring. (and retarded) HHmmmm, my, Im sooo negative. But at least Im not a doormat. la-la la-la la la-la!
Why do I have to screen out the losers? Dont people know how to read anymore? Information is provided that explains what this pet requires. Why is the act of reading someones profile so hard for people to comprehend? You types really should have stayed in school. It could have saved you some time.
4/1/2008 10:33:30 AM
Where are the serious BDSM straight world people? And why do posers get to have profiles. Since when is intercourse/oral sex BDSM? How sad this lifestyle has become. The internet has truly screwed things up for the real people.
11/17/2007 9:19:18 PM
Travel is the way to go. And Im going.... I m going freaking crazy. You would think that people would know how to read before they could put up a profile. I am finding out fast that this is not the case. Did most of America not attend school? I guess Ill just have to be my "uppity" self and correct the children. See...this is why I dont have kids. I have no patience for the immature and clueless. But I guess we all need to have a fool entertain us sometime. Perhaps I should just copy the silly emails an post them so that the more intelligent ones out there can have a giggle with me.
Do I have to keep recieving letters from losers ...? Like this one.... Im laughing my head off, someone is so jealous of me that they want to call in the FBI...how do I stop laughing?!?!!
Braving Gustav!!!!!
