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Again, borrowed this from 'KinkyScientist' because I found it amusing:

A preschool teacher gave her class some lifesavers and asked if they could tell her what flavor they are without saying the color.

Red = Cherry

Yellow = Lemon

Green = lime

Then she gave them a honey flavored candy. When none of the children could figure it out she gave them a hint.

"They're what your mommy sometimes calls your daddy."

One little girl looked up in horror and spit her candy out.

"Oh no! They're assholes!"

Borrowed this from 'KinkyScientist' because I found it amusing:

There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dick smaller because he just can't please the ladies because it is just too big, he hasn't found a lady yet who likes it and he can't get any pleasure.

She tells him to go into the woods and he will find a frog when he finds the frog he is to ask it to marry him. If the frog says no, his cock will shrink 5 inches.

He goes into the woods and finds this frog. He asks "Frog, will you marry me?"

The frog says "No." And his prick shrinks five inches.

The guys thinks to himself, "Wow, that was pretty cool. But, it's still too big." So he goes back to the frog and again asks the frog: "Frog, will you marry me?"

Frog: "No, I won't marry you."

The guy's dick shrinks another five inches. But that's still 15 inches and he thinks his chop is still just a little bit too big.

But he thinks that 10 inches would be just great. He goes back to the frog and asks: "Frog, will you marry me?"

Frog: "How many times do I have to tell you? NO, NO, NO!!!"

wow. i was just perving around on here and reading some of the Dommes' profiles because i was bored. what's up with a lot of them being total bitches? do you really think anyone is going to respond when you act like that other than someone with absolutely no self worth? espesically the so-called Dommes that have the nerve to charge $$$ for their services?

*shakes head* that's just crazy. i know if i was a male submissive, i certainly wouldn't respond to any of them except to say "fuck off".

it should also be noted that i do NOT drive. i can't afford the license and my folks won't let me borrow thier cars anyhow. :(

umm...i just noticed there's a LOT of out-of-state people viewing me. No offense to anyone, but that's kinda weird. espescially as i clearly list my city & state on this site. so yeah...you're free to view my profile, but if i see you're not in california or near my part of califorina, your messages will be deleted if you send them. i'm not here to waste time, wherether it be mine or yours. just putting that out there.

~c

alright! finally done. now i can check my messages!

~C

ok, so i'm updating my likes right now and then i will get to messages. not trying to ignore anybody so i thought i'd say something.

~C