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You'd think it would be super easy for an English major to write interesting profile text, wouldnt you? Jokes on you then, I majored in reading, not writing. In all seriousness, or as much as I can muster, I'm just here, taking up space, checking everyone out. Thats what the internet is for right? Anonymity and porn?

Book worm with a love of board games, craft beer, American football, bad movies, and the Oxford comma. I'm ridiculously passionate over things that can hold my attention, and tend to go just a bit overboard in learning everything I can about a new obsession.

Inappropriate weirdo.  Kink is a game I play and not a lifestyle I live. While I don't have a traditional "relationship" in mind, I'm not looking for a one-time thing.  Strings can be negotiated, but ideally, I'd to be able to hang out with someone and get smacked around should the mood strike.