11/20/2016 1:59:32 PM: Fuck you, pay me!  Does that really work?  I am intrigued.  How does one stand out in a sea of bratty bitches demanding money from sad, desperate, and inadequate men?I could use a good money making scheme for the holidays.  Send me money, and maybe I'll let you have some of my toenail clippings.  We can work something out I am sure.  You don't deserve my dirty panties, unless you would like to wash them for me and then return them to me.  For a fee, of course.

11/17/2016 7:45:51 AM: Lacking an outlet for creative impulses, I find myself in a trap of my own design. Content enough for practical purposes Yet sadness and confusion reign.

6/3/2008 4:50:41 PM: An Insane Artist's ManifestoDamned to be misunderstood I am a traditional anarchist, a conservative revolutionary, and a benign iconoclast But I am not a terrorist I want nothing more than to give myself to the world Yet such a humbly wrapped and freely given gift is met with suspicion Uncertainty and unpredictability are undeniably disturbing But the greatest joy arises spontaneously and presents itself as novelty Chaos is the original condition Chaos is the medium of reality Certainty is a delusional illusion Confidence in such a delusion is the true madness Constant Conventional Concealed Convoluted Constipated Conceited concentration What a con The secret of the universe Is that there is no secret It is so beautiful in its absurdity that it makes perfect sense It is divinely hilarious Accept life for what it is Nothing more, nothing less What is life? Life is a series of challenges. The challenging thing about challenges is that they are unpredictable. This unpredictability is what makes life so exquisitely uncomfortable The key to happiness lies in the acceptance of total uncertainty and unpredictability I don’t know, man. I just am.