An Insane Artist's Manifesto

Damned to be misunderstood
I am a traditional anarchist, a conservative revolutionary, and a benign iconoclast
But I am not a terrorist
I want nothing more than to give myself to the world
Yet such a humbly wrapped and freely given gift is met with suspicion

Uncertainty and unpredictability are undeniably disturbing
But the greatest joy arises spontaneously and presents itself as novelty

Chaos is the original condition
Chaos is the medium of reality

Certainty is a delusional illusion
Confidence in such a delusion is the true madness

Constant
Conventional
Concealed
Convoluted
Constipated
Conceited concentration
What a con

The secret of the universe
Is that there is no secret
It is so beautiful in its absurdity that it makes perfect sense
It is divinely hilarious
Accept life for what it is
Nothing more, nothing less

What is life?
Life is a series of challenges.
The challenging thing about challenges is that they are unpredictable.
This unpredictability is what makes life so exquisitely uncomfortable
The key to happiness lies in the acceptance of total uncertainty and unpredictability

I don’t know, man. I just am.