pageboy44

Male sub seeks cyber– friend for mutual satisfaction.

Sub is very well constructed with excellent hydraulics on frontal façade- drawbridge is long and can be raised and lowered at will. Access to rear of premises is not available.

Into bathtubs, MacDonald’s, KFC, car parks and socks on a regular basis, and eventually will be into a coffin. Speaks Australian with a little English and American.

Sub is not available during One Day Cricket matches or on St Wurkkisnott Day.

Sub is fearless and has been known to remove dead mice from traps. Willing to endure any torment that does not involve pain, and can stand torture from any of these implements - feathers, lace, silk, hair, velvet, fingers [especially covered in scented oil] - for a while. Has an insatiable and long standing hair-fetish

Sub is useful - able to make cyber-tea, do cyber porn surfing and cyber hair brushing, can paint watercolour $100 notes of fair quality.

Cyber friend should preferably be female, have a computer and a dominant disposition. She should drive a Lotus and have a multitude of beautiful girl friends to assist her in cyber-befriending. She needs to see the acquisition of this sub as a great moment in her life and have an overwhelming sense of gratitude for his sacrifice. She also needs to have lots of money that she can bestow on her sub in gratitude for his cyber services.

All those interested in this position may apply here and you will be informed when selection and auditions will begin.