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Ive been involved in BDSM now for 40 years, originally as a submissive, and now for 30 years as a Dominant.
Much of my understanding was gained in the Netherlands where I was the House Master of a well-known club for several years.

I respond deeplyto the people Iam involved with, and believe that pleasure is a mutual desire, not a privilege. I also believe BDSM should be fun and joyous. That does not make me at all soft. I also love breathplay,role-play and atmospheric surroundings in which to conduct it.

lease note these are interests, not pre-requisites. I respect all hard limits and expect to know them prior to any meeting.

I dont tolerate rude judgemental people of any sort. I am always polite and respectful, and require the same of others I may meet. I do not participate in any activity seriously injurious to health or welfare.

I have no issue withanyone who wants to ask questions or initiate contact. im not that insecure, but please keep it sane. We arent likely to bump into one another if you live in Birmingham Alabama, or Turkmenistan ! Likewise, Im not a friends collector. Friends are people I communicate with and meet so request from those I dont know are always rejected.Outside BDSM I adore travel, art , music in many s,good food and better wine, big boats with big engines and elderly cars.I have no bias on race, age, or creed, thoughownership ofan off-licence with a liberal policy on sampling, or a small Caribbean islandwould be regarded as an advantage.Finally a warning for those who take life too seriously

Life is a journey. We do not necessarily know the route it may take, only its final destination, soenjoy the trip !

Note well, this profile is my property, and created solely for communication with like minded people. Any third party or institution seeking to use, or reproduce any part ofit ,for any reason whatever, will face prosecution under copyright law.

5/9/2022 1:14:42 AM

What times we live in with so many profound changes which have affected us all.  Our very freedom of movement has been curtailed so it was a great pleasure to meet  a lovely submissive recently .  She is aware of my pleasure and I hope to repeat the experience sooner rather than later !


12/27/2016 4:43:29 PM
What a sad year it has been for music lovers all over the world. Men like George Michael and Leonard Cohen gave of their best to us, and yet despite our adulation and their fame and fortune remained to some degree unfulfilled personally.
WE are privileged to have enjoyed their entertainment and I hope to have been moved by their desire to make our world a kinder and more equable place to live.

12/20/2016 2:03:05 AM
If you're seeking to compose a list of "friends" you've never met, haven't played with  or even had a sensible conversation with, please go and open a Facebook account !

12/18/2016 3:42:28 AM
I think the lunatics have taken over the asylum ! I've just had  a "friend" request from someone I've never heard of, and amazingly has no profile ! What in the world is that all about ???

12/14/2016 5:48:47 AM
I opened a mail recently from a "Pro-Domme" with  "14 years experience ", wanting to know if I needed any " help."
Her profile age is stated as 26......what an amazing childhood she must have had !  So many idiots and drivel talkers on - line these days.  I'm amazed my pet dog hasn't got a profile !


1/30/2016 7:30:31 AM
At sea until 26/02 so very limited internet access.

11/21/2015 10:23:32 AM
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.....

10/14/2015 3:40:44 PM
Away for a little while and no internet access for a few days......

1/28/2014 9:06:11 AM

R I P  Pete Seeger. Thank you for your music, your social conscience, and trying to make our world a kinder place.                Semper Fi

2/15/2012 11:14:17 AM

I continue to be amazed at appearing on the admirers list for so many people, none of whom I've ever met!

1/18/2012 8:36:37 AM

It's probably only me of course, getting old and crotchety, but why do people post so many primary pictures of genitalia on this and other sites.


If they are genuinely interested in contact with others, or meeting Master or sub, do they think that person will be attracted by a picture of their cock or cunt?


Do the laws of attraction nowdays, even on a fetish site, not recognise a smiling face attached to a human body. Is this attraction not magnified by the wearing of some sort of garment, be it a latex shirt or a silk stocking to enhance the image.


Very few of us study the cock or cunt with the idea of finding it attractive per se. We are interested in what arousal or purpose it may serve, so why use it as a primary point  of focus.


To those who pay great attention to their photographs, be it in make up, costume, or even background, I pay tribute, and hope that your efforts are duly rewarded!




7/13/2011 11:24:01 AM

Well it's finally happened (the diver I mean), so off to the wide blue yonder now!

7/10/2011 3:34:20 PM

Back to the water now, so out of touch for a week.


Love to all.....XXF

6/17/2011 1:27:19 AM

Well, off now to the land where men are red haired and freckled and girls all have names like Mary-Ellen and Catriona.  My crew who are all natives of that land say that we are going to fish for haggis during our journey.


I doubt their sincerity, as I know haggis has been classified as an endangered species by the EU, and strict quotas apply!

3/17/2011 3:57:09 PM

Happy St.Patricks day to one and all.  For the non-believers consider this. Anyone who could chase all the snakes out of Ireland could'nt be all bad.


Pity he did'nt do greedy bankers and property developers as well!

3/12/2011 3:43:11 AM

I'm amazed at the content of some of the adverts on-site. One noticeable one recently showed a picture of a beautiful girl, a location of London, her age as 18, and the text :"fully trained Kajira slave. I have served five Masters over the last eight years"........etc.

 Been reading too much of Noddy's Book of Bondage, or Enid Blyton's Guide to S&M  I guess....{#}

 Sad really, but indicative of the large number of idiots on-site.

 Bring back the Personals in Forum!

1/21/2011 10:29:06 AM

What a week it's been. I can't decide for the life of me what has created most hassle.


Was it the hit and run on the car, the pickpocketing of my wallet on the Bakerloo Line, or the blocked sewer at the house?


No! None of these !


It was all the dodgy call-centres operated by the credit card suppliers, where English is definitely not the first language!


12/31/2010 3:59:38 AM


11/8/2010 5:00:14 PM

Do not send requests for "friendship" unless you actually know me!  I value friendship a lot, but it needs to be meaningful.

Likewise, I do not wish to join you on Badoo, Twitter or any of the other mulifarious websites people keep at me to join them on.  If I wanted to be on these websites I would already be a member!

11/1/2010 2:00:35 PM

I've been stuck at the house today , waiting for various people to turn up to do various things.

I did something I rarely do, I turned on the television.  Hells Bells!  I watched Midsomer Murders and then  Hollyoaks. I'd never realised that the UK was such a dangerous place to live!

Thank goodness we have the scriptwriters to keep us in touch with reality!

10/27/2010 11:22:25 AM

I've actually received a message of complaint today asking why I'd looked at a profile. This brings Idiocy to a new level on this site. If you don't want your profile read, why place it here in the first place? I know there are some insecure lunatics about, but that takes the biscuit !

10/25/2010 3:17:51 PM

Two ducks met on a kinky internet website. After getting to know one another they repaired to a local Travelodge. He fastened her securely to the bed and spanked her feathers soundly. "make love to me Master "she begged........He realised he had'nt any condoms and charged down to reception.
I need some condoms" he said breathlessly.
"Shall I put them on your bill? "enquired the receptionist.
"No" he screeched, "I'd suffocate"
AAHH a little harmless humour.........

10/23/2010 2:23:32 AM

I was at a funeral yesterday. When it was over I sat down to drink a toast to the lady concerned, while listening to one of my favourite albums, (Meat Loaf). Yes I do love elderly rockers!
I thought a particular line of one of the songs seemed so true :
"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere"...........Sound philosophy, and much more fun.{#}

9/27/2010 3:27:05 PM
It's so terribly sad how many rude and downright inarticulate people now seem to frequent this site.
Genuine people, who used to abound, are now in a tiny minority, surrounded by cheap thrill seekers mostly lacking basic social and communication skills.
If you can't articulate your needs and desires, please don't write. Cheap thrills are available on the internet without boring the rest of us to death.........

9/27/2010 1:38:43 AM
Back to good old Blighty last night, or to be more precise in the early hours of this morning. It's lovely to be home to all the things I've missed that make life so worthwhile......The smiling faces of the UK Borders Agency......The queues.....The exotic weather, but best of all, the Lost Baggage !

And blast it all, I'd just invested most of the pension fund (30 euros) in a support package for the ailing American economy! ( Well someone has to buy Jack Daniels.)

9/16/2010 2:49:41 AM
This site, or to be more precise the people who frequent it, seems to be getting more and more tedious. Rudeness and insincerity seem to be becoming more and more the norm, and given the number of scammers from foreign lands, you begin to wonder if it's worthwhile at all.
I suppose it's the few of us who are sincere, secure, and inhabit the real world that make it at all worthwhile.
Ah well, the Atlantic and sunshine beckon!

8/17/2010 9:19:15 AM
Its raining again, and again , and again.  Oh for the powdery sand of a Thai beach under my feet again.  I'll never get back again, I'm far too busy answering important correspondence to help my long lost uncle from Ghana hide the money he embezzled from the United Nations.  Talking about which, I've another uncle died in Mamibia  leaving 15 million in US Dollar in his safety deposit box....... I must come from a really dodgy African family!

7/8/2010 8:30:32 AM
On the plus side, away now until the 26th, hopefully for some fun and games on the water. On the downside, communication with the real world will be very limited and e-mails may not be answered for a few days.

6/25/2010 7:17:32 AM
21 sailing for the weekend! Yay!

6/2/2010 3:32:57 AM
I'm deeply saddened this morning by news of a friends untimely death. She was recently outed in the local media and the pressure proved too much for her to withstand.
 I hope that those who appointed themselves to sit in judgement of her are duly judged themselves, for their selfishness and lack of sound reason, and the sheer cruelty out of which they acted. I doubt however, in the morally banrupt society we live in, that justice will prevail.

5/12/2010 1:10:48 AM
I'm filled with confidence today,knowing that my future is safe in the hands of Teflon Dave and the band of brigands. I understand that as part of the Con/Lib pact they've agreed to dispose of some nuclear missiles, and reduce expenses.
Perhaps they could kill two birds with one stone? Instead of dismantling the missiles they could simply nuke Iceland (the country, not the spermarket).
No more volcanic ash and no more dodgy bank accounts all in one go.............
Has anyone heard yet what job Peter Mandleson got out of it all?

5/4/2010 4:21:35 PM
Thanks so much to all who've called/messaged me tonight. It's been a scary few weeks and the kindness and support from  those who know me has been wonderful.

4/26/2010 4:58:31 PM
Why are people so rude that they don't acknowledge communications. Likewise , do those who write ever actually read the profile.
I doubt it very much!

2/23/2010 9:02:01 AM
I looked today at " Who's Viewing Me", and saw a profile looking for a loving Dom.
I clicked on it to read what could only be described as a complete rant. I fear the sad individual concerned has the people skills of a State Executioner and as such is never likely to meet anyone, never mind experience love, warmth or compassion.
I felt I should try to communicate with them, if only to suggest that they seek help for what is obviously a deep seated problem to them.
I was blocked , which is a good thing really. Now I realise that they are not just disturbed but rude as well.
At least that's one good thing about this site. It makes it possible to stay away from the complete nutters!

2/21/2010 11:25:09 AM
Please do not ask me to add you to my list of friends unless we have spoken or played and are true. There are sufficient idiots and time wasters on this website that it could be a full time occupation just saying "go away"before blocking them. Likewise if you are from outside the Britih Isles please write to someone else , unless you're seeking a penpal.
I have no intention of importing a submissive from Senegal than I have of travelling to Mobile in Alabama to meet one. It seems common sense no longer prevails with a lot of people!

2/2/2010 1:29:30 AM
I'm so struck by the difference in how people portray themselves in their photos on site. Many females have photographs depicting particular interests, such as bondage, age play , adult baby, med.fet , SM etc.

These are usually tasteful and give an insight into what people are seeking.

Likewise many couples display their interests, or simply have a photograph of them smiling together, an indication that they are real and together.

Most transexuals go to such lengths to make themselves attractive whilst in transition, they ought to get an award for the sheer effort involved !

Why oh why then do Male dominants and hairy pantie wearers keep sending me pictures of their cocks and scrotums, which simply look untidy?  Is it simply to prove that they have'nt read the profile..............

1/10/2010 5:08:41 PM
Just read an announcement inviting me to verify my profile as a new free service,
I then logged onto the address concerned, which begins with a statement that the service is free, in the fine print on page two you sign up for 38.75 a month in the fine print,Billing commences after three days.

Rip off or what!

Scammers again on-site!!

1/10/2010 8:07:38 AM
Please do not ask to be added to my list of friends or e-mail ,unless you are someone I know personally and have met. I'm sure Gambian's are lovely people, and that I may someday meet a beautiful Colombian transexual.....until then don't ask , and risk finding me insensitive or uncaring when I tell you to fuck off.................and block you.

9/10/2009 12:58:44 PM
I have'nt written for ages it seems, and the good female and TS citizens of Manila and Bulawayo, not to mention Niger, still seem to find my profile fascinating enough to ask for my bank account details.  Meantime however I have met someone on-site and life is good. It's so nice to be able to connect with not just a submissive, but a warm intelligent lady as well, that it makes all the searching seem so worthwhile.
 For anyone reading this and feeling daunted, Keep Looking ! It's so worthwhile. 

7/2/2009 5:01:04 PM
What a wonderful website, but still populated by those huge hordes of timewasters. I can understand quite clearly that everyones likes and dislikes are disparate, but despair that so many people create profiles, presumably to  attract response, and are then too rude to even acknowledge it.

4/5/2009 9:35:08 AM
What on earth has happened? You go away for the weekend, and return home to suddenly find work piled up. E-mail after e-mail of customers, wanting to spend money.
  Did Barack drop a few quid off here last week, or have the politicians freed up the Economy by giving up their expense accounts?
Answers on a postcard please to GB Services. Downing Street. Londinium.....

3/27/2009 12:29:51 PM
I've always thought that Holyhead in Anglesey was one of the most dismal places I've ever passed through. Nothing there but ferries, sheep, and young men flying up and down the coast much too fast. I have however revised my opinion, for at 7 am this morning, with the wind gusting at force 6, and a badly misfiring engine, it was positively the most beautiful place I've ever seen.......

3/10/2009 7:11:31 AM
Just thinking and wonderring why so many female submissives, (especially the ones who are always sounding off about the lack of genuine people on site), don't actually open or respond to mail. I have come to the conclusion that they cannot, for they themselves are disingenuous...........

3/3/2009 2:16:06 AM
Met a wonderful female submissive for fun and games last week, and we had great fun in each others company. I am delighted she has found what she is looking for. I trust her new Master will treat her with the respect she is so worthy of. I hope we shall remain great friends. 

2/22/2009 3:37:49 AM
Great news! Having proved an outstanding hit with the ladies of Ghana, the USA, and Borneo, my company is now being sought in Hungary! I thougt it was famous only for goulash, but it seems there are lonely ladies there too. I wish them all success, but it's a little far to pop over fo a coffee!

2/17/2009 3:43:55 AM
Today's recipe for less expensive airport  car parking :  Take one BMW M120d and add to a whole Skoda Octavia. Fold gently with a mixture of slush and grit. When the mixture is properly folded add  a Landrover Discovery , taking care to correctly position the bull bars to the rear of the mixture. Blend thoroughly and when the mixture has settled separate the ingredients again using a bright yellow spatula.The BMW will now fit correctly into two carrier bags and a tow truck, saving considerably on the cost of parking

2/13/2009 1:26:05 AM
Just a quickie to say I'm away for the weekend, so no replies to anyone until Monday.

2/8/2009 10:59:09 AM
Here is the News. In a new initiative, jointly sponsored by the EEC and the British Government, minorities are now officially not allowed to be referrred to by nicknames, only anagrams. For example , people from Great Britain cannot be referred to as "Brits" and people from Ireland as "Paddy's", as these are derogatory terms. " Pikeys" will have to be referred to by their full European title "Caravan Utilising Non-Taxpayers" and as this is too long a title for everyday use, a Government initiative will offer a prize of £500,000 for anyone who can come up with a suitable non-offensive anagram........

2/5/2009 12:41:49 PM
Several people have e-mailed me about my last blog and the reference to German films in it. Just to set the record straight there was no porn in it at all, none whatsoever. Yes there was gratuitous violence, some very poor acting and sub-titles for those of us who don't speak German. The music was fabulous, but then Wagner was a great composer. I refer of course to Valkyrie which has shattered all my illusions.  Until I saw Tom Cruise get shot at the end ,I was convinced that the Americans won the war. I've watched John Wayne do it several times , when he was'nt in Japan or Korea  or Vietnam , so assumed it must be right. Now I've discovered that the Nazis were really English ( I know this because they were all in Cold Feet), and the German Resistance were American. Obviously the dialogue coaches put tremendous effort into getting the accents right! 

What next we may ask ourselves ? The secret's out. The next Hollywood blockbuster is entitled "The New British Economic Miracle", and of course stars Samuel L Jackson as Gordon B, Jackie Chan as David M ,and there's a special guest appearance by Mickey Rourke as the Speaker. No need for make up or dialogue coaches with that team!

2/4/2009 5:05:47 PM
It's amazing how many people on this site bitch about "What do I put in my advert to attract Mr Right" or " I feel so let down". These are mostly people who have pictures uploaded from Fetish Times magazine or Noddy's Book Of Bondage,and should be forced to spend the rest of their lives with the "Cyber Masters" who tell everyone else that only They know how we should live our  lives.
If they want to spend time on an adult website they should start behaving like adults.    
 On a completely different note, I'm so flattered to have received a charming letter from a female submissive in Germany. As I don't read the language I have no idea what it says. I've watched a German language film this evening in an attempt to make myself more knowledegable, but it seemed to be about naked people wanting to get involved with America. I think this because the girls kept saying "Nuke me, Nuke me". I just hope the Government is'nt watching in case dreams come true.........

2/4/2009 1:44:06 AM
I am gobsmacked !   Having proved myself an undoubted hit with the ladies of Ghana my fame has spead. My company is sought globally, all the way from the Gold Coast to Texas, (not the band, the state).
Could it be that my stunning wit and charm are wowing the female submissives of this North American state ? Let's examine that.
Oh yes, of course my principal competition comes from........yes!   It's Dubya, newly unleashed upon the unsuspecting female population  , and now taking time out to list his achievements in printed form.  It will be a short list.
Meantime,where are the ladies of the UK who actually enjoy real-time experiences with a Dom. who cares passionately for submissives and their well being?   I'm actually chatting to some very nice people now. Perhaps  the search is nearing it's goal.Yippee!

10/24/2008 5:46:59 AM
Time passes by, and I am delighted to know how attractive my profile appears to be, to the ladies of Ghana. I'm sure it's a very lovely country, but a little far to travel at the weekends!  I have always thought of my needs and desires in simplistic terms, that does'nt mean that I have no imagination, or am not romantic. It just means that journey's end may be a little further away than I had hoped.........

10/14/2008 6:01:55 AM
This site continues to amaze me, in particular the number of so called "submissives", who spend their time on journal entries saying that no one is interested in them,or that they can't find "The One". Many either don't open their e-mail, or delete it without reading,so why are they here?
I think the answer is that there are many false profiles generated by plonkers so that they can be nosey about what goes on in this world.    How very sad!

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