I'm giggling at the height and weight reports from the folks in countries which use the metric system. The only way you weight 72 lbs. is if both your legs have been amputated. I'm so not making fun, I have no idea how many stones I weigh :o)

Attention assholes: Just because I am, in part, a sub, does not mean I will submit to you because you call yourself a Dom, have internet access and can type and jerk off at the same time. I submit to those I trust and respect, random blow-hards on the internet do not qualify.

I jumped out of an airplane!