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| English as tuppence, changing yet changless as canal-water, nestling in green nowhere, armoured and effete, bold flag-bearer, lotus fed Miss Havishambling, opsimath and eremite, feudal-still reactionary Rawlinson End. The story so far...
Libertine, louche, lascivious hedonist, a depraved buccaneer sailing the seven seas in search of more pervery silvery goldery & especially loverlee irony.
Not a dom, not a sub, not a switch, just a kinky mofo in search of a like minded partner in sleasery.
I'm just as happy talking to a partner as a lover & friend & doing stuff in fact probably going to spend more time doing that sort of stuff than I am beating their ass.
Yup for those of you bright enough I would very much like a relationship.
Cue groans. Not into casual play, did enough of that in my teens & twenties.
LIKES
A partner that will want me to use the English language, I like my mind stretched & used as much as my schlong.
Someone with a brain that wants to use it
Debating & not agreeing without argument or grudges
A handful of great derriere
Great Rackage
Joann Jett
Anything Goth
Singing inane pop songs in a cod German accent making them sound as sinister as an SS marching song
Chanel No.5
Frank Zappa
Dancing in thunderstorms
Bill Hicks
Old Movies
Anything punk as fuck
Comfortable silences
Quilty cuddles
Old walking boots
pretending to be as thick as shite then bombing a conversation
Showers (not that kind)
OK I lie sometimes
Holding hands like a pair of dipsy kids
Oh yeah & deep meaningful animalistic sex
Edit to add that I am also domestically disabled.
Underwear model (big boys department)
I am available for childrens parties. |
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Most accidents in the home are caused by rushing to turn Mumford & Sons off on the radio |
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Happy new year to all you beautiful people out there. If you get involved in a Conga Line during the festivities, make sure you're not at the back, it happened to me once I ended up in Acton |
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I've now officially broke up for Christmas, before I start the massive list of jobs thought I'd write a festive poem.
Space Hopping, Action Man, Stretch Armstrong, Corgi Van
Raleigh Chopper, Subbuteo, 1970s where did it go!
Now it's all PS4 & Xbox One, these new toys cost a bomb!
Black Friday's been and gone, hope it's not the norm to get trampled on
Anyway, no more time to look back
painting, shopping, panic attack!
Peace & Love to everyone and special loved ones long gone!
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I love this time of year, my Daughter just said:
"Why did you call me Christie?"
I said "because you was born at this special time of year", as I looked lovingly at my Son, "isn't that right Pancake |
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Have a great one everybody love & respect. Apologies can't upload pics at the moment, so I'll be delivering pictures of my Christmas dinner through your letterboxes mid to late afternoon |
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For those that don't know or are remotely interested I'm a saddo rugby geek & an England supporter. If that's not the definition of a masochist I don't know what is.
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Tomorrow a really nice lady is going to hurt me.
Heaven methinks. A week of no sleep & big grins finally comes to a close.
xxx
Thanks LadyP. |
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We've all heard the stories. Well this one is a dilly. My friend was absent from work last week for 3 days, no reason given, on the 3rd night he was knocking on my door.
He'd been chucked out by his wife, at first he was reluctant to tell me why but several beers opened him up. He had been in the dogging park in Derby & seeing a car with the interior light on & window open he had stuck his dick through the open window.
He felt a hand grasp his semi erect member only to feel the most excruciating agony tragically for him he had picked a car full of stoners & one had stubbed their reefer out on his bell end. In panic he legged it back to his car & went home, he managed to keep it hid from his wife until it became infected & she noticed the discharge in his soiled pants.
Looks very nasty too.
He is currently sleeping on my couch. |
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