MSStrictElegance

ALRIGHT, ENOUGH!!
I have had enough of the correspondences that begin with the word 'I.'
Personally it amazes Me that you feel compelled to offer Me foot long dissertations on why you are submissive, how long and what you are looking for.
I DID NOT ASK!!!!
But to prattle on incessantly feigning yourself subordinate all the while informing Me that you seek this and that and the other and wish it this way and that is excruciating to say the least and you will be ignored, nay, immediately deleted.

If by chance you are an imbicile, do not contact Me. If you are intelligent and respectful, you may make an attempt to engage Me in conversation. I will most likely speak with you.
Incredible how clever I am to misspell a word in My profile. It has proved an ingenious method by which the arseholes of this collective are so easily rousted out of their insecurity boxes. Please, if you feel compelled to correct My spelling and find yourself devoid of much else of meaning to occupy your valuable time, do so. It allows Me to allocate to you the title of 'village imbicile' without having wasted My time actually speaking with you.
So, unless you feel you are an exceptionally extraordinary man worth My time and effort, go to the end of the queue and pray that I call your name.
MsStrict Elegance at aol