I am seeking my special pet. You will come to ME for inspection. Only when you have proven to be real will I spend the time needed for training you to be my lifelong slave. Send a pic immediately or DO NOT SPEAK! NO Exceptions! If it is not relocatable, DO NOT SPEAK! My life is very full and there is NO TIME for casual chitchat... I am looking for that lifelong commitment. Nothing less will be accepted. It will come to me and if I accept, it will make arrangements to relocate.
I continue my search. A few potential good prospects have come across my path today. We will see if they pan out. I have promised one a call tonight and will retire now to speak with him in detail. As for those who chose to not read and follow directions, make no mistake, I delete without the least thought of wasting my time. If you cannot follow simple written directions, why would I want to waste my time.
Good Night for now. I will return. When I am ready.
