MistressWanted30

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LMAo................

Never Say These To A Man With A Small Penis:

1. Oh ............ Its so cute !

2. Please stop fingering me and come into me !

3. Oh ............ I am so sorry about your penis !

4. Who circumcised you !

5. Why don't we just cuddle !

6. You know ............ They have surgery to fix that !

7. It's more fun to look at !

8. Make it dance please ?

9. You know ............ there's a tower in Italy like that !

10. Can I paint a smiley face on that ?

11. Oh ............ But you have such big feet ............ And this is like this ?

12. My last lover was atleast 6 inches bigger !

13. It's OK ............ We'll work around it !

14. Oh Lord ............ there's an inch worm on your thigh !

15. Will it squeak ............ If I squeeze it ?

16. Oh no ............ I have a sudden headache !

17. Can I be honest with you ?

18. My 8-year-old brother has one like that !

19. Let me go and get my tweezers !

20. This explains your small car !

21. You must be a growing boy !

22. Maybe if we water it ............ It'll grow !

23. Are you one of those pygmies ?

24. Ever hear of Clearasil ?

25. I didn't know they came - this small !

26. Why is God punishing you ?

27. At least this won't take long !

28. Let's just stick with your hand !

29. Do you need a splint to prop that up !

30. How interesting !

31. I never saw one so small like this before !

32. What do you call this ?

33. But it still works right ?

34. It looks so unused !

35. Do you take steroids ?

36. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks the penis !

37. Maybe it looks better in natural light !

38. Let me know when you're done !

39. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt ?

40. Oh ............ It is hiding !.

41. Are you cold ?

42. Is that an optical illusion ?

43. What is that ?

44. Does this run in your family ?

45. It's a good thing you have so many other talents !

46. Does it come with an air pump ?

47. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality !

48. Look ............ It all fits in my mouth at once !

49. Can you get this pencil out of me now ?

50. Can we apply to the Guinness Book of records ?

To me, looks do not matter. It is what is in your heart, that really counts, and weather you are true to what you believe or not. I can usually spot a fake pretty quickly. I guess it's because my desires are so strong...What I am looking for, what I am wishing for, what I am dreaming for in life. It's not so much the collar...the collar is just a object, it is a object of pride and joy yes,...but for me, it's the servitude. helping my mistress become stronger, watching as my mistress tames the wild streaks i have in me, showing me right from wrong, helping me learn and grow and be a better person inside, then and only then, EARNING my leather, my pride and collar. 

I am looking and watching. I am wishing and hoping. Learning and dreaming. Soon, she will come to me when I have learned enough on my own, and teach me more about her, how to please her, how to service her...what she expects of me. What she wants me to do when she wants me to do it. What happens if I don't listen, and tell her no. 

I have had many experiences in life, my last encounter was online. I have had many online, but only one rt, and only wish to learn and grow from everything, perhaps find a mistress that is looking for a live in situation, like I had for 5 years. I love to serve, to help kids with homework, to help with household chores, fix your computer if I can, things like that make me feel useful, and are also a turn on. 

I also do like humiliation, I like being spanked, I like being tested. I like testing you.