MistressVerdant

Rise to the challenge and respond to the gauntlet I've thrown down. Be intelligent. Be scintillating (yes, a slave can and MUST be that). Be proud of who you are and invest your time in writing a well crafted message - BUT please don't expect a response to messages such as the following (especially if you write with...ellipses...because...you...think...they...are...appropriate....punctuation...):

 1. You have a really hot profile.

 2. Good morning, good afternoon/good evening, Ma'am/Mistress/Goddess. (No content follows)

 3. I want to be at your feet.

 4. What would you think of a castrated slave? Or the variation-if you owned me, would you please have me castrated?

5. Please whip me.

 6. I am the slave you have been searching for.

 7. Look at my profile and see if we have anything in common.

 8. Any of the above or ANYTHING else if you are a female sub/slave or bi/submissive couple or a Dom.

 9. How much is the rent?

 10. How is your weekend going?

 11. Friend requests

 12. I'm looking for an intelligent person to discuss the lifestyle with.

 13. You seem like you know what you want, Mistress.

 14. I am retired and my pension is 1K per month, tax free. I have a lot to offer you as a slave.

 15. I am in India/Italy/the U.K./Thailand/Michigan and am willing to relocate.

16. I just bought a new car.

 17. How do you feel about a man in high heels and lacy panties?

 18. I am not trying to hit on you.

19. I hate lesbians. You are an ugly bitch/cunt/whore.

 20. I am new to this lifestyle and I am looking for an experienced Domme to train me.

 21. I want to chat with you. I think I am everything you want. My yahoo is dumbassjerkwhocantread.

 22. There does not seem to be any romance involved in being your slave. I need to be loved.

23. You must get hundreds of responses a day.

 24. That's a lot of material to read through.

 25. I know you say you don't want/don't do (fill in the blank kink) but I am looking for someone who will do (fill in the blank kink).

 26. I am a pre-op MtF trans sexual. I want you to completely transform me into a female.

 28. I want to be a sissy boy/bitch/slut.

 29. I was born to serve.

 30. I want you to humiliate me.

 31. (Sent from out of state)-I'd like to come and serve you today.

 32. Can I serve you online?

 I used to send a polite acknowledgement to reasonable messages, but found that any response from me just encouraged more drivel rather than stopped it. Because of my age/sex/location filters, most messages go into Bulk Mail, where I hover the mouse over them to read them, then delete them.

No, I'm not being rude, I'm just being honest.

I am deeply saddened by the male lack of attention to detail, appearance and courtesy, lack of intelligence and inability to charm and shine here. 

Don't waste your time and more importantly, DO NOT WASTE MINE.

I have 2 excellent books to recommend to anyone interested in serving me-"At Her Feet," by TammyJo Eckhart & Fox is the first book. Well written, practical and wise. If you are serious, you will read it.   

M/s relationships take work. They are not fantasy and they do not just "magically" happen. They require respect, negotiation, trial and error, good judgement, conversation, honesty, open communication and being realistic about yourself, your needs, your abilities and weaknesses and about me, your prospective Mistress.   

Men-also read this one-Karen Martin's 'How to Capture a Mistress.' Here is a brief review:   

About Karen Martin the Author   

Introduction from Karen Martin-Why did I write this book? I wrote this book out of frustration. Men who have incredible needs write to me offering service, financial domination, relocation to places I have no interest in visiting, and long-term relationships usually by the second e-mail exchange, not understanding that what they have to offer is not what I need or want. Their approach is similar to bulk mailing. Men write many, many women in hopes of finding their one true mate, a Dominant lady who will fulfill their fantasies. In writing this book, I believe a gentleman of quality will be able to pursue the dream of capturing a Dominant Lady and begin another chapter in the “Happily Ever After” of their kinky lives. The gentleman has to rethink how he is going to pursue her. Because this book was written for males who wish to form healthy relationships with FemDoms, the gender throughout the book will be male submissive, Female Dominant. Every male deserves a Mistress even if he hasn’t had much luck finding one. He just may be looking for the wrong things in the wrong places. He may not be looking at all, assuming she will find him. Or, he may be wounded from a perfect relationship that suddenly soured. None of this matters as of this reading because it is in the past, and all we have is now. It’s a journey, and a new day is upon us.   

SLAVES-EDUCATE YOURSELVES. READ THESE BOOKS, COMMIT TO MEMORY AND THEN PROCEED.

If you have time to be here on CollarMe, you have time to read them. They could make the difference between you being owned and being here night after night-alone.

Any messages from females go directly into my Bulk/Spam and are deleted unread. Don't even look at my profile if you are female-Domme or any other persuasion. If you are female and have viewed my profile OR contacted me, I will insult you and then block you. I am not here to meet/enslave lesbians or bisexual women. Bisexuality disgusts me.

SAVE YOUR TIME, WOMEN. DO NOT LOOK OR CONTACT ME FOR ANY REASON.

Can't say how utterly sick and tired I am of men who offer to serve, then decide they "really want a warm, loving, physical relationship" (and no where in my profile do I offer that) and then attempt to cling on and on as a pen pal.

Read the profile. Understand it. I am not looking for a romance or a pen pal. If YOU are, I am not the person for you.

If you cannot be obedient and respectful upon first contact, what does that say about you? When I am asked to join a slave in chat/IM, I immediately know that he did not read my profile and journal-and that ends any further communication PERMANENTLY.

I am well aware that if you simply look at someone's photos, it shows up as having read the profile which generally is not done. Men just gawk; they do not read.

The best slave does not need to be beaten.  He beats himself, not with leather whip or with a stick or twig.  Not with a black jack or a billy club but with a fine whip of his own tongue and the subtle beating of his mind against his mind.

Consider everything that you are not, all that you never want to do, each word that you refuse to be called by.

Now forget it all. I am in charge.

NO CHAT. NO IM. NO FEMALES. NO DOMS/DOMMES. NO TIME WASTERS. NO LONELY HEARTS. NO PEN PALS. NO UNTRAINED SLAVES-AND BEING MARRIED DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE EXPERIENCED. NO OUT OF STATE/OUT OF U.S. SLAVES. NO ONE UNDER 40.

TOO LAZY TO WRITE MORE THAN ONE LINE? I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO RESPOND IN THAT CASE.

BORED? GO AND OFFER SERVICE OR DO VOLUNTEER WORK FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS.

An M/s relationship is not pre-made. If you think that, you have never been a slave to anyone. It's power exchange but it also involves communication, negotiation, trial and error and trust. And I am NOT a Domme, so it is very important to me that I like my slave and enjoy his humor, personality and intellect-and vice versa. If you find that strange or odd, we have nothing to say to each other.

If you are here looking at my profile because you think slavery is about your sexual needs, please find another profile.

If you are reading and looking at my profile, knowing that domestic service to a woman is one of the most honorable things you can offer, you are on the right track.

Give me a reason to be interested in you. First impressions are make or break in this world. 

Most amusing.

The e-mails always start out, "This is not about sex," "this is about what YOU want, Mistress; it's all about YOU," "I do not need to orgasm," "I love chastity," "I do not want sex; I only want to serve YOU," then by the 3rd e-mail, THEIR wants and whines come out. Or their looming retirement date is approaching and in light of that they want to relocate to warmer climes-as cheaply as possible. Not to my house you don't!!!!

THIRD E-MAIL INVARIABLY SHOWS THE TRUE COLORS. FAKES CAN ONLY KEEP IT UP FOR SO LONG...

This is a paraphrased excerpt from a Dom's journal-and I COULD NOT AGREE MORE!!!

I’m not sure if this is a lesson for new Owners or a clue for new slaves.

It was triggered by a recent observation of a new slave’s initial inspection, but it is a culmination of other previous inspections as well.

When a slave arrives for his first meeting, I carefully examine what he is wearing. Too many make the poor assumption they will be stripped immediately, and they wear old, unkempt clothes. First impressions are everything, and my initial thoughts are about being seen in public with him, and how well he cares for himself and his laundry.

Usually being a weekend morning, my first task is to go shopping. Having barely taken a step through my door, I take him with me to push the cart, fetch items and carry the bags, seeing if he volunteers to do any of it. It is a great opportunity to examine his comfort or uneasiness of being subservient in public.

I find the images of “serious” slave's erections and anuses impetuous, arrogant and rude. It merely shows that the “slave” is lazy, ego-centric, and more interested in his own pleasures. Trust me, no one is impressed.

I’d rather see a slave’s idea of a perfect meal he had prepared or a lawn he had manicured himself. If a slave were truly serious, he would put great care and effort into his online photo and anytime he is in front of the Owner. The photos would be clear, sharp and current, taken outdoors or in a well-lit, clean and organized room. Anything less is laziness. If more slaves put the time and effort into their work, rather than conjuring lame excuses, they’d be more successful. Most importantly, an Owner should scrutinize everything a slave sends, checking it for quality and substance, and take it as a prediction of things to come.

In any kind of relationship, eventually everyone tells you who they really are if you look closely. Idiots just take less time. 

WELL SAID AND ALL VERY, VERY TRUE!!!

Gents:

I'm a lesbian. 

I do not care if you are bike toned, gym toned, a weight lifter, buff, lean, athletic build or any of the other adjectives you use to attract breeders. As long as you can scrub my kitchen floor without needing oxygen or nitroglycerin pills, pull weeds for an hour without me having to call the paramedics or bring groceries in from the car without huffing and puffing because you climbed 4 porch steps, I don't care what your waist or chest size is.

As a lesbian, I DO NOT have ANY interest in you performing 'oral services' on me. NO NO NO. I sleep with women, I have sex with women. Men do not touch my genitals with ANY parts of their anatomy. EVER.

I will make a general suggestion that a lot of you may want to consider-get a professional photo taken. Some of you look like you are taking too much Thorazine and living in a self storage facility, some of you look just plain wrong, and a lot of the photos are clearly NOT you or ARE you-but 10 or 15 years ago.

I am very confused.

Here I am, looking for a slave, a work horse, a toilet cleaner, a floor scrubber, a carpenter, a cook-and men write and offer to "serve" me on line and on webcam.

What am I missing? Am I supposed to watch you clean your OWN toilet via webcam and pretend you're cleaning MINE?!

Don't lie.

You will always be found out.

Ask not what you can do for your Mistress, ask what she can do for you!

I find it kind of odd that so many on this site only talk about what they want.  “I want a slave who will cook, clean and give me head all day.”  Okay, that doesn’t sound so bad, but every so-called Mistress wants that, right? 

What’s even more surprising to me is how few submissives seem to have thought through what they want/need from a Mistress.  They know its something.  They know the way they feel with a dominant woman but so few have thought through what exactly it is they get from a M/s relationship.   Crazy concept, huh-a submissive GETTING something from a M/s relationship!  If you’re looking for abject slavery and inhumane treatment, this place is a veritable smorgasbord and finding a domineering woman to abuse, mistreat and dehumanize you should be as easy as can be.  However, if you’re looking for something a bit more substantial then that then yes, a submissive should GET something from the relationship. 

This life is so much more than the fetishes.  It’s at it’s best, a symbiotic relationship.  A submissive looks to serve, to please and to obey and the dominant partner (yes, partner) needs and craves and wants that from a slave.  But what does he get in return?  Many seek structure and stability.  Some want to be accountable.  Some want to lead a more disciplined life.  Some want safety.  Many want to be made to feel small in the very best of ways.  So many quote Marilyn Monroe in her famous statement about not wanting to be a leader.  They want to be a follower and want someone they can admire and respect to follow.  

In this lifestyle so often we talk about what we’ll do in terms of sex and fetish and those are fun conversations to have at times.  In the greater scheme of things though, it’s important to think about what you want and if you don’t know, if you can’t state it when a Mistress asks you, then how will she ever give you all you need as the balance to your service and submission? 

A natural dominant woman is the kind of person who has the traits that a natural submissive will bond to and appreciate and vice versa.  It just seems odd that we’re all so willing to talk about what parts we’re willing to put where and how we’ll use various toys and implements but those deeper, more meaningful conversations either don’t take place, or do only much later.  Considering the amount of trust this lifestyle requires, that may be it’s greatest paradox.

Have you thought about what you're seeking or are you just here hoping to be found?   If you say you want to surrender, have you thought about WHAT exactly you want to surrender?  Or HOW? Have you thought about what you don't want to surrender, but hope to have taken from you?  Do you know what you can't give up?   

Are you participating in the process of finding what you want or are you just hoping it'll somehow just find you? 

As I’ve stated in a previous post here, I rarely make first contact with a potential.  If I go view your full profile, there’s a good chance my interest in you has been piqued, but unless I’m in the mood, I’m not going to email you.   And so, in response to that post, many times the question I receive is WHY?  Fair enough.

Here is my answer:   In every other aspect of this life it’s the submissive who initially approaches the Dominant for the most part—there are exceptions of course, but that’s the way it typically happens.

I think I demonstrate in my profile blurb that I’m a bit deeper than that and so I simply demand the same level of respect that the others do.   I’m not a predator (well, only in the good ways).  I’m not like the others.  If you read my profile and you’re smart, you should know that and if you want something real, then you should take a moment and write me-respectfully and humbly-with SOMETHING TO SAY.  It’s really that simple.  

Yet another frequent classic-

"Dear Mistress, i am the perfect slave. i am diligent, loyal, willing, experienced, smart, submissive. i am the ideal person for your position.

By the way, i have several fantasies i want You to fulfill for me........"

Sure you do.

As I always reply-TOP FROM THE BOTTOM MUCH?

Over the last 6-12 months, I have heard from a number of men who are widowed or divorced/separated, telling me they have served for 5-12-15-20-35 years. When I ask what happened, why the service stopped, what brought it to an end, they respond, saying they were married and are now no longer so.

I am certain that there is kink in many marriages (I think bDsM is the new version of Bridge Club), but I don't believe most of these men were actual slaves in a M/s relationship with their spouse-and I wonder what makes them tell me this kind of story. Is straight marriage that BAD?!

It's really better to be honest and say, "well, I've never formally been a slave but my wife treated me like one and I responded to that and loved it," or something along those lines.

Of course, when I question the real nature of the relationship, the men (every single one!) vanish.

I am beginning to believe that I should advertise for and interview only gay males for the slave position and allow him to have a boyfriend as I see fit.

To hell with straight men! They all want some type of sex with/from me-be it milking, me watching them masturbate, giving me oral sex (oh, please!) or some variation, even though I am openly lesbian and they all think with and about their genitals, when they will "get release", if they can touch me and so on.

No thank you, gentlemen-I don't want any kind of sex with you.

NONE.

In the stupid and useless category of men are the ones who view a profile over and over and over and do not send a greeting or an acknowledgement.

Am I supposed to assume somehow that you want to communicate with me or do you actually expect me to start the dialogue with you-or is it just what I suspect, you are bored and masturbating?

I don't hate men, but I DO hate men who are stupid and useless.

MEN!

If you are SO interested in being my slave-MAKE YOURSELVES USEFUL TO ME!

Come over and scrub my kitchen floor.

Take me grocery shopping and help me with my errands. I'll buy my groceries, I don't want an ATM-I DO want a driver and a cart pusher.

I WANT A USEFUL SLAVE, not a dreamer!!

I have no intention of keeping a man inside with a collar and apron on while I work 18 hours a day. This is NOT a fantasy position. I'm a lesbian old enough to be wise and I am not a woman who panders to men's wet dreams.

My Sunday-so far today-got up at 5:15 a.m., fed the cats, changed the litter box, made tea, took a load of laundry out of the dryer, started a load of wash, put another load in the dryer. Refilled the bird feeders outside and washed and refilled the hanging bird bath, raked and swept the driveway, put out all the trash bins, 3 green bins, 2 paper recycling bins.

Weeded half the front yard. Made the bed, vacuumed and dusted the bedroom. Spent 45 minutes with a handyman who gave me a $2100 estimate to repair, replace and paint the dry rotted porch of the rear unit of this duplex. Spent another 30 minutes looking for another handy man to come out and give an estimate.

It's now 12:01 p.m., I am going to walk out and catch a bus (I do not drive) to do grocery shopping. When I return, I will put the groceries away, sweep and scrub the kitchen floor and wash and dry the throw rugs, then on to clean the bathroom. Then it's cooking for lunch and dinner of the week ahead, cleaning the kitchen up after cooking, brushing the 4 long haired cats, reading for a half hour or so. And on and on.

Being my slave is REALLY not all fun and fantasy-running Mistress a bubble bath, painting her toenails, parading around in an apron and collar. It's working for and WITH Mistress in addition to working outside the home, like Mistress does. Be aware of what you are applying for. This is not Dommes and Dungeons-it's my real life.

If you are dull and having nothing to say, I will not continue a correspondence with you. I need mental stimulation. You are a slave, so don't write like a zombie.

Not trying to discourage you, just telling it like it is. DO NOT ask me to call you and chat, do NOT ask me to IM or Yahoo! chat with you, do NOT waste my time with e-mails that you will masturbate over. I do NOT have time to waste, so don't try to take the time I do have for your own selfish bullcrap.

Lifestyle D/s means a lot of things to a lot of people. This is what it means for me.

The best description for the dynamic I seek is probably Owner/property, though I wouldn't call it entirely accurate. I seek 24/7 total power exchange. Consensual non-consent and internal enslavement are key parts of that dynamic. I don't want "play partners". I don't do any bedroom activities with a slave. I am a lesbian and I do not top or enslave women. I don't do negotiations. I desire full and complete ownership.

At the same time, I desire a fulfilling relationship. Finding a 'good slave' is not nearly sufficient; my property must be a worthwhile companion and an intelligent person as well. Curling up to watch a movie is as much a part of my relationship as a good days work from the slave. While many may find dissonance between O/p and such entanglement, I do not. Kink is a very personal and intimate matter to me. If you don't stimulate me intellectually and you cannot converse, I won't be interested in enslaving you.

I don't expect everything to work perfectly out of the box. The end goal is the slave's complete surrender and the alignment of his will to my own. I am under no illusions and know that this will require much work and effort. Things would start off as a M/s sort of dynamic and progress from there towards complete enslavement.

A doormat or automaton is not what I'm looking for AT ALL. Total slavery doesn't mean that your brain is taken offline or your personality broken. A puppet cannot surrender. A drone has no will to align. I don't want to break you; I want to guide and reshape you.

The goal is to enthusiastically do whatever I wish simply because it is what I wish.

When She beckons you, follow Her, though Her ways are hard and steep. And when Her wings enfold you, yield to Her, though Her hidden sword may wound you. And when She speaks to you, believe in Her, though Her voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden. For even as She crowns you, so shall She crucify you. Even as She is for your growth, so is She for your pruning. Even as She ascends to your height and caresses your tenderest branches, so shall She descend to your roots and shake them. Like sheaves of corn She gathers you into Herself. She threshes you to make you naked. She sifts you to free you from your husks. She grinds you to whiteness. She kneads you until you are pliant; and then She assigns you to Her sacred fire, that you may become sacred bread for Her sacred feast. All these things shall She do unto you that you may know the secrets of your heart, and in that knowledge become a fragment of HER heart. But if in your fear you would seek only Her peace and Her pleasure, then it's better for you that you cover your nakedness and pass out of Her threshing floor, into a seasonless world where you shall laugh, but not all of your laughter, and weep, but not all of your tears - Kahlil Gibran

Don't offer your services if you are not willing to be of service. I am not bored, I do not have oceans of free time to kill and I am not here for pen pals, speculators or coffee friends.

I had the pleasure of being served by an absolutely excellent slave for the past several weeks.

The trial period has ended, but he lives out of state, his work schedule has changed and he prefers to stay at his job and keep his apartment and so called life-so my search continues...

I become very suspicious of any man who has been on Collarme for several years, says he is seeking to serve, is willing to relocate and has any number of "friends" and their photographs on his profile. That says to me that he is full of crap and is using this site as an adult type Facebook.

As a lesbian and Female Supremacist, I have never been able to pander to the male need for "orgasm as reward." Service should be a reward in and of itself.

 About a year or so ago, some pretender from the East coast was writing, saying he was going to be relocating and was interested in being my slave. What he was really interested in was having a free place to live until his job came through and his moving van of possessions arrived, but I digress. He asked me what my favorite color was and what flavor ice cream I enjoyed. I gave him a very lengthy and comprehensive answer, assuming that he truly wanted the information in order to best please me. His response was, "whoa-that is a lot of detail! I only asked a SIMPLE question." Well, no, it was not a simple question. I told him that and said he was not someone who would be a good subject in my household, as no details about the Mistress and her interests, desires, pleasures, quirks, antipathies, loves, hates and dreams could be considered simple. In order to be of the utmost value to the Mistress, all of that information is essential.

Men learn a few tricks and tools about how to please a woman (sexually and otherwise) and then assume that "one size (or one trick) fits all.' Of course that is completely erroneous thinking. Your former owner/Mistress may have loved 3 minute eggs on buttered rye toast with freshly squeezed grapefruit juice over ice in a rocks glass for breakfast on Saturday morning. Do you then just assume that this is the penultimate breakfast repast for any woman you serve? Of course not! It is nonsense to think so, just as it is nonsense to think that because your ex-wife/girlfriend/regular sex worker orgasmed from having her left toe rubbed as you penetrated her from behind, thus all future sex partners will respond to and benefit from same.

Every Mistress is different, as every slave is different-and the mind must be fully and constantly engaged towards performing the utmost in service.

Do you men write to women here just to see if we will respond? I have no desire to "negotiate" things. Service is service. If you write and offer NSA domestic service, then come over and do your duty. I work full time-12 hour days. I am not sitting home on the chaise lounge, mildly bored and in need of amusement, dressed in leather and thigh high boots, waiting for you to crawl to my feet so I can tap you with a crop.

I'm a real person with a real life and am on here for real service. This is not play. I have a house that needs cleaning, a yard that needs work, projects that need to be taken care of, errands that I need to run, meals to cook, laundry to do. Yes, I do my house work and take care of all that I can in my home. I am not a lazy sit on my ass Top that just wants a free house cleaner. I want a domestic slave. That's my lifestyle.

If you want a slap and tickle, pay a Pro Domme to do it. If you want to cross dress and be told you're bad and get a spanking, look elsewhere.

If you want a penpal, write to a female inmate at the prison of your choice. If you want a phone pal, don't pick me.

Don't offer me service, then without meeting or hearing how I will use you, tell me "we are not a good match." I DECIDE THAT, NOT YOU. If you are not service oriented, if you are not sincere in what you are offering, if you do not want to come over to my home and work (domestic service) keep your hands off the damn keyboard. DO NOT CONTACT ME. I don't care if you like my photos or my pedicure. I don't need or want to hear from you.

subthor-are you listening?

Here come all the "slaves", out of the woodwork, offering to serve once again. No one can do live in for various weak reasons (probably because they are married wankers) but they are ALL available to come and do my bidding on an as needed basis.

I do my usual thing, give them my e-mail so we can correspond. Some just want Yahoo chat. Nope, not going to happen.

Guess what? Not one e-mail.

What a SURPRISE!!

The Urine Drinker is back! 

He keeps showing up with different names and sending me his pictures. I met him over a year ago, it was NOT a match-but he's BACK. Sorry, you will have to stay thirsty, uncollared and not owned.

In spite of setbacks, I continue to look for one honest slave man who is kind, sweet, diligent, true and willing to serve. 

Against better judgement (once again-and NEVER again) I allowed myself to dally in an e-mail correspondence of a few weeks with a prospective, senior "slave" in Southern California (Oneslveman)who had contacted me sometime last year. As always, I am happy to share his correspondence (on and off line) even though he "cleverly" hides his profile off and on. I rejected him last year, and should have done that again post haste. Another topper from the bottom, a bore, a time waster (almost 3 hours on a phone call, droning on about the year by year history of the Federal Reserve for the love of Jesus!) A liar. A bad speller. Way too many years of gaps in his personal history-starting out as a sub at age 10, then doing full time service in college-and somehow-with a huge show of nothing, no relationships/marriage/connections, stating he was a house boy for 2 years but has been on his own for the past 9 months, now winding up at age 60, supposedly all ready to move into my home.

He pretended he was making travel arrangements to spend a trial weekend up here with me. When I asked him to start daily check ins with me and inquired as to what travel plans he had made and stated I did not have any of his contact info (other than e-mail) and was uncomfortable because I was assaulted in my own home by a trial slave last year and then recently mugged outside of my office just last week, I was suddenly accused of "drama" and the disrespectful piece of filth TOLD to ME to "move on." What a miserable old pig turd-with a years out of date profile picture to boot.

Mistress Verdant is not happy-with herself, the interaction or the lack of truth.

Invariably, when a slave is hotly and actively pursuing ME to let it move in and serve me like I've never been served before, it all just amounts to smoke, mirrors and probably a lot of one handed typing on the other side of the e-mails.                           

Do not write to me if all you can come up with are one word messages ('Hi') or a brilliant two words-('Hello Ma'am'). SAY SOMETHING OF SUBSTANCE!

It's one thing to be a sub. It's another thing to be a brainless, idiotic annoyance like the above illustrates.

If you are from out of state or out of the country (U.S.A.)-GET LOST. We BOTH know you are not really "willing to relocate" and I don't want my time wasted. I am not going to wait 6 months or a year for a slave to move his sorry self here. I am not on this site for the convenience and leisure of a slave/sub, so don't delude yourself with the idea that what you may think you have to offer is so special that I can just sit and whistle and twiddle my thumbs. It isn't going to happen.

Why is it that all the phony subs/slaves claim to be "very well off?" As soon as I read that, I KNOW they are full of crap.

If I give you my private e-mail address and you continue to contact me here, you've shown that you are stupid, useless, clueless and cannot follow orders.

In the past 10 days, I have been solicited by 6 "slaves" offering domestic service. Their profiles were then hidden/deleted within a day of their offers.

But above and beyond that-I was just contacted here by someone calling himself a slave who really wanted to sell me life and health insurance.

OH MY GOD. I only wish I was making this all up.

What kind of people are on this site? What is wrong with this picture?

WHY EVEN BOTHER?

I am thrilled to say that I met someone local who provided an hour of domestic service for me this evening.

He was pleasant, punctual, intelligent, worked well and efficiently and was a charming companion to boot. He accomplished a great deal in the alloted time and his service is deeply and happily appreciated.

I'm really a lesbian, I really do not want any type of sex with males and I REALLY do NOT want to hear about the sexual things you were allowed to do to your last Mistress or the things she did to you or forced you to do sexually.

If you can't read my profile and journal from beginning to end and you don't understand what I just wrote above, for the good of all concerned-move on to the next profile and save us both time.

To all females (domme and sub) men under 35 and over 65, all people living outside of CA and outside of the USA, my mail filters are set to put your messages directly into bulk mail, and then deleted.♣

I do not respond to "friend" requests because to me, a friend is an intimate and a confidant, a flesh and blood connection, not someone you see on a website but have never met. I do not belong to Facebook, either, for privacy reasons and because of what I consider that ridiculous "friend collecting" done there. I am not here for "friends." I have them in my real life.ψ

If you fall into these categories and contact me and remain without a response, that is the reason why.

"Smilinguy" (a sub here who I don't know, but who has a very nice profile) has the following in his journal-and I have to replicate it here, because it's probably the story for at least half the dominant women on Collarme. com...and it's the type of e-mail we got over and over-and DELETE UNANSWERED over and over.

Too many guys are like this here...

Dear Mistress,

Do me, do me, do this to me, do that to me, do this other thing to me, wear these clothes while you are doing it, force me to do these other things, and by the way I expect some kinky sex acts.

Here is a picture of my big hard cock for Your pleasure. I've only sent it to 6,342 women on this site so far, so it should make you feel really special that I'm sending it to you too. I won't pay you money because pros are so selfish and demanding. You have to do all this stuff to me just because You like it, and if You don't, then obviously you are not a Real Domme.

I didn't actually read your profile and I could care less about what you are looking for or who you are as a person. I just want you to wear sexy clothes and do me. I'm married and sneaking around so discretion is a must. I expect you to stay in your dungeon and never talk to me if you happen to see me on the street with my real friends and family. I can't give You my phone number or my real name either. But I'm really, really submissive. In fact, I am your total sex slave.

To prove it, here is another picture of my big hard cock in bondage. If you're a Real Domme, you will write back immediately. If you don't write back, you're just a fake, so fuck you, bitch.

Submissively,

Your slave joe/dave/kerry/bill/jim/brad/hayden/rex-whomever

More topping from the bottom from another fake slave-otk boy. When will they learn that their attempts to manipulate a dominant woman only back fire on them?

Hope springs eternal. Surely my slave is out there, waiting to be claimed.

Breathes there a slave/sub who has a positive attitude?

I do not equate slave to mean lonely loser, but that is the type who is consistently responding to me. Wants to re-locate, no job, no perceived idea of getting a job, "no one wants me," no initiative, no drive, no fire of life, no inspiration.

*shakes head* For so many of you wannabees, service/being owned is just a fantasy, and that's as far as it will ever go for you-paying the cashier at Target and wishing she was abusing you, stepping on your face, taunting you-then going home to login to Collar Me or being hypnotized by network television and starting the pathetic cycle all over again.

Would be slaves thinking that a move to California is just the ticket-PLEASE NOTE the following- 

Unless you are a trust fund boy, the unemployment rate here is 12%.

People with numerous profiles give me the willies.  WHAT ARE YOU HIDING  AND WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL?!?!?

I've been ill for over a week. Started as a cold, morphed into a head cold and now it is most definitely a winter flu.Not feeling energetic, have taken a few days off work to sleep and recuperate.

PLEASE do not send me ridiculous messages stating you will "pray" for my health. I have a seasonal flu, not cancer or a brain tumor.

Any intelligent sub men out there to recommend good fiction that I can read while resting?   (NOTE-You ALL failed THIS test!  Where are all the "pleasers'?!)

Any intelligent forms of life out there-PERIOD?

After a long hiatus, I am back and still looking for a slave. I'm not perfect and I know that my slave will not be either, without my tutelage.

If you ARE intelligent, read my journal and my profile. Done? Okay, go back and read again. And again. Once more.

We all grow old. We cease to be pretty/handsome/virile but our minds and spirits are ever flexible, ever young, ever able to be trained and uplifted.

I will make you think, use your brain and afford you a mental reality you never knew existed.

And Christ on a crutch-are all the damned decent slaves only on the East coast?!?!?!?!

LISTEN! If you want to be considered for service with me, you need to be able to follow orders and requests. If I tell you I do NOT want to chat on Yahoo, don't ask or insist.

If I give you my private e-mail address and tell you to communicate with me there and you continue to write to me here, DO NOT BE SURPRISED if I discontinue communicating with you.

If you can't show yourself as compliant, intelligent and/or obedient in the initial phases of communication and getting to know each other, that is a dead give away to me that you won't be any of those things in the long term in real life.

There are so many fake "slaves" on this site, it is mind boggling. Topping from the bottom, trying to get a date or get laid, e-mailing for pure personal titillation or out of boredom-it's rampant here.

Don't expect me to to foolish enough to believe that you are going to downsize your entire life to a suitcase and a few boxes in your car, give up your job and move across the country to serve me-A STRANGER-with whom you've exchanged a few notes. I'm a great Mistress but I was not born yesterday.

I value honesty, honor and intelligence. Those are qualities you cannot fake, so don't attempt to fool me.