Seeing as you've managed to get yourself here it seems that you want some kind of "introduction" from me. So fine.
You may call me Mister KouyouKai, or just Mister Kai. Just "Kai" if I really like you. Note, as some people are too full of themselves to understand this, if I wish for you to call me Kai I will let you know. Until then you will address me as Mister KouyouKai or simply Mister Kai, UNDERSTOOD?
I am a woman, yes, but I'm more man than you can stand and more woman than you can handle.
Age doesn't matter to me, but if you must know mine I'm twenty and I will be turning twenty-one later this year. To those of you slower peons out there this means that I'm not some "little girl", or "little boy" as the case may be. I will not hesitate to show you just how wrong you are.
Yes, I am a switch, but I lean more towards the dominant side. I only submit to those I feel have earned it, and also those worth of respect. You treat me with respect, I treat you with respect. I won't say it again. If you want to get even a glance from me you're going to have to work for it; learn to spell your damn words and form complete sentences is a hint that I feel the majority of you need to be given.
If, by some blessing of the Gods, you get a message from me it is because I am offering you my hand in friendship and acknowledging that I don't believe that you are lower than scum. I hope that if I do message you that you will manage to keep my faith.
Also, it seems that some of you are rather quick to click that little button that tells me you want to be my friend. I'm telling you right now, and you better listen well; If I have not ever received a message of any kind from you before I will not add you. If you seem interesting I might, *MIGHT*, send you a message asking why exactly you want to become friends. If you do not respond to this in a satisfactory way I will ignore both you and your request unless you manage to prove interesting to me.
