missysmilk

middle age Barbie. comes complete with lactating breasts and expanding waistline and hips.....

i am not perfect, my youth is gone. But I am an attractive, intelligent, warm loving woman with a great sense of humor, a desire to find that one special person I can totally devote myself to and spoil rotten.

music: a confessed "musicholic" I have tried a 12 step program but only ended up doing the 2-step...lol I buy CD's like Imelda Marcos bought shoes! Love all kinds, but really get into finding new artist.

i have three Russian mail order grooms on the way (but E-Bay wants to argue with me about shipping). So I have decided to try CM at least I won't have to pay for shipping and hopefully I'll find someone here who can speak English...but not a requirement.

recycle bubblegum from under cheesy diner tables, and rub cats the wrong way.
big on underwater basketweaving; reading warning labels; doing naked backflips down the aisle @ Kmart during the blue light special.

LIFESTYLE:
Drinking: my way across the big pond to the UK where all the hunks are
Work habits: nope, can't fly with mine, darn that little Sally Fields!
Smoking: Occasionally when I peel out on my Big Wheel
MY FAVORITES:
Airline: Al Kydia Airlines
Books/Writers: Horton hears a Who by Dr. Suess
Brand ( @ )( @ )
Candy/Snack: good & plenty
Vehicle: a defective Hummer...it knows the words
Gadget: Magic Mirror from Snow White
Hero: Shakuntala
Indulgence: chihuahua chimichanga's
Leisure Activities: looking for love in all the wrong pixels
Local Hang-Out: Merry-Go-round rider/pusher Publications: http://rigorousintuition.blogspot/2004/08/coincidence-theorists-guide-to-911.html
Pets: a fern named Ralph
Place To Live: alien mother ship
Political Figure: I like to picture them in Thongs Radio Show: "The Fog" from Pinky and the Brain Season: "For Loving"
Sports Team: Poca High School Dots
Travel Destination: Hell in a Hand Basket
Turn-ons: Licking chocolate off your eyebrows Virtue: what is that?
Software: flannel PJ's
Stores: Pizza the Action

MY DISLIKES:
Activities I Avoid: tossing rat traps baited with doggie biscuits into the neighbor's yard
Bad Habits: nuns in red
Foods I Hate: currently at war with my wheaties Music That Drives Me Nuts: Alvin and the Chipmunks
My Biggest Fears: when pigs fly
My Worst Job Ever: sewing pockets on Levi's Pet Peeves: pets that peeves in the house Things That Make Me Angry: barking chihuahua 's next door
Turn-Offs: knobs
Unforgivable Vices: Chaney, Gore, Biden get my drift?
World's Worst Evildoers: hmmmm? our entire government system
Worst Fashion Crime: my closet