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I love laughing, chatting, walks, movies, sofa snuggles, my cats, vintage fairs and reading. I want somebody to share experiences, sunrises and sunsets, beaches and bars. I live a normal life per se. I value honour, integrity and respect. I enjoy cabaret and burlesque, eating out and feeding my lover. Picnics are great, Ive yet to go glamping, but would love to.

I love a rummage in a charity shop or boot fair. Id love to go on a Brocante trip to France! The thrill of finding a treasure should be shared over a glass of vino!

Love impediments, accents and imperfections. A lisp, a scar.....more to explore.

Being a semi retired wild child and sex kitten, Im nutty and crunchy on the outside, soft and luscious on the inside. This shouldnt present a problem for a confident alpha male.

Eccentrics, quirkies, idiosyncratics, flneurs and almost-weirdos welcome. But be as comfortable in flip flops as you are in a suit.

I asked my friends to do me a dating profile - and heres what they said

Woman of a certain age (GSOH, own teeth) seeks solvent deviant reprobate for position as travelling companion and dance partner. Should be at home at black tie balls, orgies and kebab vans. Own liver preferred, must be able to defend his political position over 3rd bottle

Wanted solvent well hung gentleman,not adverse to the odd medical procedure and local for late night booty calls

Wise, kind, outrageous, well read, confident and vulnerable all in one, loyal, sexy, gardener, traveller

Loyal,giving and caring,full of life and audacity. Courageous and funny.A good friend who always has something interesting to say

And I say - No alley cats please. Also no overseas chaps, unless you are a Prussian prince. No text speak, nobody under 45 and I wont bother replying to one-liners, because Im worth more effort. And if youre not into plump gals, bad luck!

Extra Scooby points if you can make me laugh )

Oh, and I like unis )

Just a girl, looking for her boy.