MissClaudiaLash

It's My birthday! Happy Birthday to Me! Anyone wishing to gift Me for My birthday may look for My Wishlist on Amazon.  It is listed there as "Claudia Lash"

I really don't care how "in shape" you are as long as you are willing and able to perform the tasks required of you as a servant.

Please stop bragging to Me about how you work out, how "ripped" you are. Since you are not going to be used for anything even remotely sexual, your physical appearance is only relevant to Me if your lack thereof prevents you from hauling My trash to the street.

If you are as big as Jabba The Hutt and your face looks like you've been hit with a bag full of nickels, I could care less. Just be honest and willing and able to do as you are told.

Stop sending out pics of your headless torso reflected in your bathroom mirror too. But if you must, please at least remember to put the seat down.  

I will decline ALL requests to "Add Me To Your Circle Of Friends". I am not going to participate in your attempts to make yourself look popular by joining your little baseball-card collection of Dommes. Of course, if you had bothered to read anything I have written, you would probably know that already.

I just got a message from a 19 year old "slave" who says that he is very experienced, having been in the lifestyle his entire adult life.

Here's a heads-up: unless you are an adult, you don't yet HAVE an adult life. And whacking off to porn in your room in Mommy's basement in between sessions of WoW and D&D doesn't count as experience.

If I am at all interested in you, I will write to you and let you know.

Just because I view your profile does not mean that I am interested in you. Sometimes, I look at your profile and decide that I am NOT interested in you. In fact, this happens more often than not.

However, if you are interested in serving Me, by all means please write to Me and convince Me that you are able.

Yes. I am a demanding, controlling, manipulative Bitch. 

You were expecting maybe Mary Poppins?

Sadly, it appears I must repeat Myself yet again. I am not looking for anyone who is not local to New Orleans, or at the very least, within an hour's travel. 

I am not interested in entertaining you when you come to town for the Widget Convention. I am not interested in "chatting" with you, either here or on Yahoo or whatever. I do not choose slaves as friends. I am not interested in "discussing the lifestyle" with you. 

Either you "get it" or you don't. If you don't, instead of writing to Me, please spend your energy trying to get your online "mistress" out of Nigeria.

The word "Dominant" can be both an adjective and a noun.

Examples:

Miss Claudia is a Dominant Female.

Miss Claudia is very dominant.

The word "dominate" is a verb.

Example:

Miss Claudia will dominate me if i am lucky.

Do not confuse the two words. For instance, an improper usage would be:

Miss Claudia is a dominate.

Learn it. Words are the building blocks of communication.

It has come to My attention that few submissives understand the difference between "serving Me" and "servicing Me." 

This is why I have Body Worship as a hard limit. 

I am not a prude, certainly, and have absolutely no trouble whatsoever in finding real men to date. I see several gentlemen socially. These are completely vanilla relationships and are quite satisfying to Me. Body Worship is a hard limit for slaves and submissives only. 

As I said in My profile -- which so few of you seem to take the time to read -- I have yet to find a submissive who was anywhere near worthy enough to worship at My Temple. In fact, I do not ever allow a slave or submissive to see Me in anything but a decent, clothed state. If you think you will be able to change My mind, think again. 

"Serving Me" means that you will be at My beck and call for any and all sorts of requests. I may ask you to run to the store for a bottle of wine or a pack of cigarettes and then take it from you at the door and dismiss you. Or I may allow you to come in, to pour wine for Myself and my guest, perhaps fix and serve a little snack. I may call you to clean My apartment, put away My laundry or wash My dishes. I may call you just because I am bored and want some company. I may call you to help Me get ready for a date, to run My bath, fix My hair, lay out My clothes. I may call you to drive My friends and I around and accompany us for a night on the town. I may call you because I am a little crabby and feel like taking out My frustrations on someone. These are only a few examples. There are a million ways I will ask you to serve Me. 

To Me the difference is quite plain. However, I do understand that not everyone uses the same words for the same things, and that I may say Tomato while you may say Tomahto.