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Male Switch, 51, Chillicothe, Ohio
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About MidDayCrisis
There is a good chance I will not like you. I don't like a lot of people. I say this not to paint myself as some kind of tortured maverick artist (although I wouldn't mind being Bernard Black), but merely as a note of information.
That doesn't mean I'm the person to go to if you want to be abused. It won't be the sexy kind of abuse. I'll just roll my eyes a lot and criticise your sentence construction, favourite band and choice of hats.
I like hats.
All that said, if you've got through the introduction without fantasising about me dying a slow and painful death, it's possible we'll get on. See the rest of the profile before deciding, no? Filters. I highly recommend them.
This isn't my first profile incidentally. I got bored and did a new one. Ficsuits chaos magic austin osman spare new paradigm yadda yadda yadda. The old one is "Apocalypso" and has a journal you can read and marvel at my ability to hate things over many paragraphs. It has some proper philosophy as well. I don't necessarily believe all of it these days. Apart from the bits where I mock people. That almost certainly stands.
Did you know chaos magic clothes are a fashion thing now? I hope Pete Carroll cried when he heard.
I fancy myself as something of a writer (but I still don't want to see your bad erotica). I've also previously fancied myself as the heir to AleisterCrowley, a lost scion of Atlantis, a wild eyed loner on the edge of oblivion and a deity. I may still believe some of that. So perhaps take it with a pinch of salt.
My interests are geeky. Comics, books, RPGs, LARP, Situationist theory. I am very into music. If you like music, that is good because I can aggressively make you listen to stuff. If you like bad music, that is bad because you like Coldplay and should be ashamed. If you don't care about music you confuse me and we shall never speak of this again because we should never speak at all.
Feel free to send insults, they're always funny. I haven't had an actual threat for ages. If you send spelling and grammar corrections I'll secretly use them and not credit you.
I'm very left wing as well, but more in an old school anti capitalist street party way than that weird identity politics stuff the kids are all into these days. No fucking biological determinists though please.
Oh, wait, BDSM? (See how I told you other stuff about me as well? If you only talk about BDSM on your profile I'll assume that you think it's the only interesting thing about you. And I will be inclined to agree).
I'm very d/s focused. My s&m interests are remarkably mild. I have a dear extreme masochist friend who delights in telling me what's she's been doing and I go eeeeee and she giggles. Wait a second.... She's not a dear friend at all. She's a fuckhead. You fuckhead K.
But yes, if you're looking for a sadist, then all power to your elbow but eeeeee. I may fit dominant, perhaps, if you have frankly bizarre tastes. I am into control and telling pretty girls what to do and such.
I was once told that I was great at drawing people into my universe and making it seem like it was entirely normal and right to be there That is possibly the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me.
I'm pretty unstable for a dom, mind. Full of wild flights of fancy and such. I'm both an egomaniac and a seething morass of twitch. Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.
I'm probably better at fun then responsible. Although I'm good at making sure that you can be irresponsible in a protected and safe way.
I can be quite protective. How dare anybody who isn't me pick on people I care about!
I also talk and analyse and pontificate far too much. Can you tell?
So I should possibly stop.
Message me if you want. Ask questions and such. Or just pander to my ego. That's generally more effective then I should admit. Don't reply to my messages if you don't want; I promise not to be a whiny baby about it.
But above all, don't bore me.
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A STORY
Once upon a time, there was a fake on CollarMe. They were faking along but then they saw a profile that said "no fakes" (with many exclamation marks) and they were ashamed and never came back. So the profile writer did us all a favour.
But this of course was fantasy and NEVER FUCKING HAPPENS. |
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I have a wishlist. Buy me stuff.
A pint.
Some comics.
A LARP safe fencing weapon. |
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Other CS news.
Only been back a day and I'm already rolling my eyes so goddamn hard.
I'm having to resist the temptation to repost people's journal entries and make fun of them. I dislike resisting temptation so this may not last.
Why didn't I use an English Civil War reference in my username? Dammit. Something Ranters related perhaps or Fifth Monarchists if I'm feeling particularly poncy.
I shall not start a new profile solely for a momentary naming whim. No. Stop it you. |
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Your username is bad and you should feel bad.
(If you think this post might be about you, it probably is). |
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