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Firstly, please know that I am fully aware that I have no profile picture posted. All messages I send and all replies to messages I receive will include a picture.

I have my reasons. Just ask.

Moving right along...

This is not the first time I've posted a profile on this site. It's more like the third or fourth. I've had exactly one good experience resulting from people I've met on this site. Which is slightly depressing, but I suppose, all things considered, one-outta-four isn't too bad.

I'm back because my will power holds no sway whatsoever over my particular set of needs. The funny thing is, I'm not quite sure I even know what they are yet. But here's what I do know:

1. I function at peak performance in a compatible, commited M/s relationship.

2. I hate games, big egos and being underestimated.

3. Someone "mildly interested" or "curious" about the lifestyle will never satisfy me. If it isn't instinctual for you, more than likely, you don't qualify.

4. I do not belong in a situation that does not test me (in more ways than one) on a constant basis.

5. I do not belong in a situation that labels me an object 100% of the time. I know this because the synapses in my brain fire too frequently for it to be coincidence.

6. Possessing functional logic does not make me inferior to slaves who don't. It actually serves me well in the art of pleasing. That, in my humble opinion, makes me better.

7. Pleasing IS, in fact, an art. I take it seriously and, given time to "learn" the One I wish to please, I'm quite capable.

8. I will never be perfect.

9. I will never be perfect.

10. I am a masochist.

11. I will never fit any cookie-cutter, idealistic interpretation of what it means to be a slave.

12. I know I could, with the proper guidance, fit ONE person's well-thought and personalized interpretation of what it means to be a slave.

13. I am intentionally extremely selective in regard to who that "ONE" person will be. Whoever it is will have the power to alter my life completely, and that is not a decision I (or ANYONE) should take lightly.

14. I have a strange compulsion to find something else to say here, merely because I don't want my list to end with an odd number.


I'm always interested in friends, good books and good conversation. So, if you aren't a spammer and I find you interesting, it's safe to say you'll be getting a reply.

I work full time and I'm in school full time, so every minute of my day has to be accounted for in some way. (lucky for me, I like it that way.) ( ;

Please be patient if I don't have a chance to reply right away. I'm not ignoring you.





4/23/2010 3:29:56 PM
The Boys got Dez Bryant!! :D

Time to go watch round two and three. I sure hope we get Tiffin!
4/21/2010 8:37:20 AM
Ben Roethlisberger is getting a 4-6 game suspension...that's super. My entire FF draft plan is shot now. So it's back to the drawing board. All because some chick wanted to get some cash out of him (and for the record, she probably will still get it).

*sigh*

Okay, I'm done bitching about it now, but here's what probably happened:

1. chick gets drunk.
2. BR gets drunk.
3. BR gets horny.
4. chick fucks BR. (I mean, hello, it's like, Ben R., like.)
5. chick calls/texts BR constantly because she thought fucking him was her "in".
6. BR can't talk or text because he's too busy fucking the next chick.
7. chick cries.
8. chick gets mad.
9. chick schemes.
10. chick fires ammunition.

There it is. Simple. Logical.

Much like my FF plan was BEFORE this sad ass chick got dumped.

Oh well. Draft in two. : D
10/7/2009 6:45:43 AM
horrible sinus infection...sorry for the neglect, everyone.

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kinkykitty29
 
 Age: 47
 Southern, Florida