me1thousandtears

I haven't logged into this site for awhile, and within 10 minutes I was already reminded of why...you're a bunch of fucking idiots. 

Thursday is my birthday, so I think as a gift to myself I'm going to take a break from this website...the grief you idiots cause makes it almost not worth the few worthwhile people you can find among the shit. 

So don't be surprised if you don't see me online for a bit. 

If you don't stand out, you will simply be ignored or rejected. I get too many messages that just aren't worth responding to. "Hello mistress" doesn't cut it.

I am generally disgusted by fatties(as a rule of thumb, two chins, no interest), old people(so many people older than my father approach me, gross), people who send cock or ass shots, people with horrible bodies and women with blown out pussies. If you are physically gross you better have one helluva personality if you want to even talk to me, while I'm not completely shallow, I'm also not blind. (Ugly women who are willing to have sex or do sexual acts with a stranger, I may have a use for you as a tool to humiliate my playthings.)

I have found a few people to toy with already, so asking me "CAN I BE UR WEBCAM SLAVE PLZ0RZRZRZR" will just annoy me. In fact, asking me for something in general is going to annoy me. 

If you can't use full words, you will likely be ignored. If you can't get through a single sentence without butchering it, you will be ignored. I don't mind a typo here and there, but it's 2011 if you can't use a keyboard you are archaic. If you don't have PUBLICLY POSTED pictures, I will see you as cowardly and shady. Inboxing me pictures doesn't count, I put myself out there, you should too. 

Basically...most of you are going to be ignored and rejected, because while I don't think my standards are that high...you(by which I mean the general population of collarme) still don't seem to live up to them.

Oh and emoticons and netspeak should only be used in the most sarcastic manner, like I use 'em. If you use them in any other form...grow up. If you want to do roleplay...do it with other roleplayers, don't do it in my inbox I will just be annoyed.

I have plenty of friends already, so no one seeking "just friends" and no dominants. Don't add me to your friends list unless we're on friendly terms, don't chat request me unless I express an interest in chatting with you.

It's amazing how many people on this website have eyes that scream "SERIAL KILLER!!!" no wonder most of your hide your faces.