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Female Submissive, 53, Perth
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Male Dominant, 36, Hamburg, New York
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Female Dominant, 25, Columbus, Ohio
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About Marleywrm
Seeing what is out here. I am into more kink and the aspect of control to get you into the mind frame that I enjoy seeing pleasure in attaining "YOU". This is where I get off into bliss.
Also it is very important that ground rules are set up, it is an open door policy. This insures a trust factor and the bond that goes with the controllable of you in which you are to enjoy yourself and you will. Being encouraged is better than being de-couraged but sometimes to make yourself better you need to be PUSHED.
Yes, I come from good stock with manners, being down to earth, social skills, polite and the innate sense of reading people.
Lets make a match- It is a 2 way road look forward to hearing from you.
***1 more thing if you view my profile, leave me a message something positive
or ... "you have a better chance of catching a breath of fresh air with your head up your ass!!"
Because it shows who has been nosy !! |
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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston "
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican descent who are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba." |
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I MUST RETRACT A PREVIOUS JOURNAL ENTRY REGARDING A SNOPES APPROVED EMAIL.
MY MISTAKE ON NOT DOING A FOLLOW UP ON MY SOURCE, WHICH HAS BEEN ON POINT IN THE PAST.
THANK YOU FOR BRINGING IT TO MY ATTENTION.
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EVERYONES SAFTEY->
How to Lock Your Car and Why
>
> I locked my car. As I walked away I heard my car door
> unlock. I went back and locked my car again
> three times .. Each time, as soon as I started to walk away,
> I would hear it unlock again!! Naturally alarmed, I
> looked around and there were two guys sitting in a car in
> the fire lane next to the store. They were obviously
> watching me intently, and there was no doubt they were
> somehow involved in this very weird situation. I
> quickly chucked the errand I was on, jumped in my car and
> sped away.. I went straight t o the police station, told
> them what had happened, and found out I was part of a new,
> and very successful, scheme being used to gain entry into
> cars. Two weeks later, my friend's son had a
> similar happening....
> While traveling, my friend's son stopped at a roadside
> rest to use the bathroom. When he came out to his car
> less than 4-5 minutes later, someone had gotten into his car
> and stolen his cell phone, laptop computer, GPS navigator,
> briefcase.....you name it. He called the police and
> since there were no signs of his car being broken into, the
> police told him he had been a victim of the latest robbery
> tactic -- there is a device that robbers are using now to
> clone your security code when you lock your doors on your
> car using your key-chain locking device..
>
> They sit a distance away and watch for their next victim.
> They know you are going inside of the store, restaurant, or
> bathroom and that they now have a few minutes to steal and
> run. The police
> officer said to manually lock your
> car door-by hitting the lock button inside the car -- that
> way if there is someone sitting in a parking lot watching
> for their next victim, it will not be
> you.
>
> When you hit the lock button on your car upon exiting, it
> does not send the security code, but if you walk away and
> use the door lock on your key chain, it sends the code
> through the airwaves where it can be instantly stolen.
>
> This is very real.
>
> Be wisely aware of what you just read and please pass this
> note on. Look how many times we all lock our doors
> with our remote just to be sure we remembered to lock them
> -- and bingo, someone has our code....and whatever was in
> our car.
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> Snopes Approved --. |
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HAPPY WEEKEND___________________
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Larry was left.
'Larry, do you have a story to share?'
'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.'
'Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?'
'Stay the fuck away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking.'
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ENJOY-
A Prayer for Grandpa
"Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies on Grandpa's computer, Amen." |
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*** LADIES ONLY**** LADIES ONLY**** LADIES ONLY****
Hello Ladies,
A little background is needed for the correct responses that I am seeking.
While recently working the Manny Pacquiao-Joshua Clottey fight in Arlington, TX. 3-13-10. The flair and excitement from the attendees has made this event very memorable to me not only because of a title fight it is not just from the Latina flair that was is abundance and now can say that I have a new found appreciation and desire for beauty shoes, feet and toes. What comes first, second and third?
Now with this said Ladies,
When putting together your attire for the evening what runs across and through your minds.
Control, emotion, persona, re-actions, noticeable, wants, needs, etc -> details
I could be way off or pretty much the nail on the head on this. Please let me know because if I do not ask you may never be heard and I possible will never find out if there is something other than what my thoughts I already have.
Your responses will not go unnoticed or unread!!
The WRM |
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Enjoy Ladies THIS IS FOR YOU!!!
Subject: 40 yrs. of marriage
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.' The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.' The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!....the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bast___s should remember fairies are female. |
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LAUGHTER IS ALWAYS GOOD -ENJOY
Deaf Sex
Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips.
After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.
She writes a note to her husband:
'Honey, Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze
my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife that if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.
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The Stuttering Cat - as explained by a grade 4 student
> ....
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> A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade
> students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she
says.
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> A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who
> stuttered."
>
> The teacher, knowing how precious some of these
> stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
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> 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
> Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we
knew it, he
> jumped over the fence into our yard!'
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> 'That must've
> been scary,' said the teacher.
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> 'It sure was,' said the
> little girl.
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> 'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!,
> FfffffF," but before she could say 'Fuck!', the Rottweiler ate her!
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> The teacher had to leave the room. |
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