I seek a service oriented sub/slave who can keep her focus on her Master's needs despite her own. No princesses, or spoiled brats looking for daddy's to cater to their every hole. A dual relationship (master/partner/boyfriend) is not necessarily offered. This position is about service, commitment, and selflessness, not romance.
This is an educational, service and disciplinary position. Eye contact restrictions, speech restrictions, and domestic service are key parts of the work I do, as are bondage, sadism and humiliation. If a live in, dietary and exercise restrictions might also apply.
Honesty, availability and gender are key requirements. You must not only be honest but be able to communicate in a clear and forthright manner feelings, and troubles when instructed to. You should be available at least twice a month for 4-6 hours at a time, and be female. All applicants will be inspected to validate gender.
A keen observer may have noticed that requirements are age, marital status, and sexual service are not listed. These are not oversights. I have high standards and expect them to be kept. If you can do so, I may consider you. What troubles this causes your other commitments is not my concern. Sexual service is at my discretion, interest, whim, but should not be expected or demanded.
If you have extraordinary insight and think you see the darkness in this profile, it is there.
Cough cough, sneeze, sneeze..... cough...
One of the first things I do with a new sub is assess them for their willingness to actually serve. Usually I'll assign a few completely asexual tasks, sometimes to their benefit. It weeds out sluts, and seductresses who intend to top from below. It never ceases to amaze me how easy it is to get a woman to open her mouth for a dozen cocks who can't follow the most basic instructions, or who claim they want to give their all, so long as it's for 2 hours once a month, Wednesday from 7 to 9 PM. Haha! I'm really not going to be able to stop laughing over my last one.
So I finally run into a CM member I actually want to go out with, goodgrl, and she vanishes. I know what you are thinking, and no I was not stalking her. I sent her two e-mails, mostly about types of food she liked.... then poof!
Like it or not, every relationship, personal, professional, BDSM involves an exchange of some sort.? Time, money, affection, instruction, all these are things we barter with everyone we meet.?
The problem I run into on CM is how many female slaves are totally self involved little creatures that expect me to have nothing better to do all day than to make them suffer.?? In their tiny little view of the world a "Real Dom" has:
A)? Amassed some fortune that allows him to play all day B) Has nothing better to do all day than to cause pain and suffering to some needy slave
Sadly, in my case at least, neither of these is true.?? Even if I were independently wealthy the chances of me wanting to spend all day every day listening to your screams are slim.
So, my exchange is my time and attention for your obedience, which may or may not involve my presence all the time, and which may or may not be sexually inclined.? I'm thinking right now that chastity should be a starting point for any slave wanna-be's.
A funny thing happened to me on the way to the stables.
I found the profile of a self-described slut who needed severe humiliation and degradation.?? Women only.?
Fine, no problem, but her sentence structure was awkward so I politely suggested a few changes that could help her find her heart's desire.? Oh my the flame I got in response!? If she can't handle a little grammatical critique, I can't imagine how she'll handle a real Domme!
Sir S
Funny profile of the day, indian slut wants to be owned, humiliated and degraded constantly, but then insists that her owner be able to pass for her boyfriend.? Hysterically funny.? Like a real owner should ever allow himself to be mistaken for that!!
Otherwise we might as well hang a sign on her that says "Pampered Princess"
I am a sadist, but I am also a mystic, entrepreneur, political adversary, healer, technician and scholar.? While the mindless shrieks of a sub about to piss themselves in fear have a place in my heart, I am not on this planet to fulfill the fantasy of every triple orifice creature who thinks they take a decent picture. ? The last thing I need in my life is a self involved little bitch giving me more things to do while she leaves her cum like a slug's trail across my home.? For heaven's sake show yourself to be worth speaking to before discussing your holes.
Rant of the week
Nothing i hate more than something being called "hard core" and seeing submissives babied.? Damnit, don't warm up an ass for half an hour with gentle little taps and then move onto floggers.? If you are any sort of sadist the cane comes out first, quickly and unpredictably.?
Just to clarify, I'm not looking for no-strings attached service.? However, I am also not looking for a "slave" who needs 24/7 supervision and attention who expects to be used and abused at all times. ? Be worth more to me than just an outlet for my sadistic streak or be somewhere else.?
I've developed a new fetish.? I'm looking for subs to play Wii Tennis with online.? Please have a sexy avatar.?
It's not like I'm a prude, or I haven't been around enough, but even on CM I'm constantly amazed at how many WOMEN post pictures of their holes as the first profile pic.? I mean, seriously, if I posted a picture of my asshole, magnificent as it must surely be, who on earth would say "hey, there's a guy who knows himself.? I'd like to meet him!?"
There are so many scammers here that the place is starting to look like WomenBehindBars dot com.? No, tha'ts not an ad, that's more like a place to go when your pathetic.
Seriously people, conjugate and list your weight in pounds instead of kilos if you want em to take you seriously!
To cement my credentials as the sage of CM, I offer this bit of criticism:
Quiet farts are the weapons of cowards.?
I often give this advice to people, and think it's time I put it down.
If some one can love you, they will forgive every trifle and even significant mistakes.? If they can't, any little thing is an excuse to leave you.
Some people that you meet are just going to be there for you even if you do many little things wrong.? Others are just not there and nothing you can do will keep them.
If I like a girl, spilling her drink, arriving late, accidentally calling me by some one else's name will be overlooked easily.? If I don't like her, any of these are reasons to excuse myself.?
So, what's my point?? if you care about some one pay attention to the details, but if they bail, don't beat yourself up over it.? Chances are nothing you could do really would have changed the outcome.?? Roll with it and move on to some one who actively likes you.
This doesn't mean treat them disrespectfully, and it doesn't mean you can't change for the better.? It just means brooding endlessly afterwards is a waste of time.?
I am often late to things because I am busy practicing telekinesis.??
Though you are dressed as you started the morning, you have bathed again, and kneel before my couch, patiently, contemplating our day so far.
You got up early, and bathed, putting on what was set out for you by me before you got home.? A golden circlet, large hoop earrings, sandals, and a sheer silk hip wrap replaced the heels, grey suite and white blouse you wore to work.??? You were still wet from the shower when you heard me call for you.? You scrambled to my side, a cup of coffee in a saucer and the newspaper in your hands.? Standing next to my nightstand, you stood as you should, still, looking across the room to the door as we talked about the weather.?
The always open window sent a cool breeze across your nipples, making them start to stiffen.? I open the newspaper.? your heart trembles, hoping I'll ask for the coffee soon, becuase i always follow the same routine in the morning, take a couple of sips, then read the paper while running my fingers down your back, fingertips just tracing the sides of you spine, holding your ass, then eventually slipping between your legs from behind, fondling your clit as I casually turn the pages.?
You know how i feel about sluts cumming too much, so I pretend not to try to make you cum, I pretend my fingers aren't pressing as hard against your clit as they really are, then wipe my hands on your ass? before getting up.? I kiss you deeply, looking into your eyes, and say one word, "Perfect." before leaving for my day.?
But that was this morning.? You smell of roses and lavender now, and your hair falls free across your shoulders, until I grip it firmly, and the smoldering heat between your thighs ignites fully with the feel of my boot shin between your thighs.? You are torn.? You want us to fuck, you want me to hold yo in my arms and tell you how special and wonderful you are, but you also want to dance fo rme, you want to serve my eyes and lips and be worthy of the praise.?? The emotions toss you from side to side like a ship in a storm that may or may not capsize, but then the doorbell rings, and instead of having you get up and dress, I tell you to stay exactly where you are.....
Maestro's Guide to Women's Posts
First, consider what you are looking
for.? A relationship, hot sex, attention to 1 part of your body??
Next, men are 80% visual.? This means that what you post for a pic will be the message they get about what you are looking for.??
If you want a primary relationship, post a sexy but G rated pic.? Honestly it will get you higher quality messages than a bare boob/ass picture.?? Keep your profile short, but discuss the type of relationship you are looking for, and talk about non-sexual activities you really enjoy.??
Don't attempt to prove your BDSM credentials in a picture, unless being a card-carrying member of some fetish scene is what you are looking for first.
Next, consider how broad or specific a sexual/BDSM partner you are looking for.? Are you up for any type of sex, must it have x element in it, or are there multiple ways you want to explore emotional and personal values and feelings??? Tell us!
I take it back,? females on CM do have a much harder time than men do in sorting out people they'd consider talking to vs. everyone else.? I'm sorry about that. I was wrong.
I like my women like I like my brakes.? Touchy and over reactive.?
(It's just a funny line, stop hitting the flame button already!)
So to all the women out there who think it's much "easier" being a man on CM than a woman, here's my favorite of the day.
This person doesn't even bother to view my profile, but sends me this e-mail:
"into tickle torture?? u sadistic?? have yahoo??"
Messages like this make me feel like I just stepped into a slimy puddle outside of a Thai whorehouse.?? Nothing wrong with tickling, but puhleeze!? Every day I get at least one if not multiple messages from some one who wants to be my slave (they haven't even seen my profile) but who wants to make sure I'm serious and have the money to relocate them.
Probably some lazy old beggar in Nairobi or something.?
The relationship is more important than the lifestyle
Passion is more important than pain
Obedience is more important than fetish
I am very much into PDS (public displays of submission), from demure behavior at a restaurant to making a sub squirm in front of a few Domme friends.
Here's a paddle I'd use every day:
"Put too much milk in Master's Cappucino"
I know a lot of people are fond of paddles that leave signs on a subbie's red behind.? Things like "slut", "slave", "ouch."? Those are cute, but really never what I am looking for.? Here is a list of paddles I personally would like to see:
So your labia are pierced, and your back has been threaded into a skin and ring corset, and your eyes are piercing and your tongue is like liquid heat, all I want to know right now is if you can make a good chickens soup...
With the good weather comes the first and hopefully last annual cleaning of tree sap off the car. ? It's so easy to find subbies who want to perform all sorts of sexual perversions, and so very hard to find one who knows how to detail a car well!? Why is that? ?
I've developed a serious fetish for covering subbies and slaves in canned, slimey foods.? No idea why, but yummy! Pun intended.?
You should know one thing about me before texting me.? I am a Jedi.? OK, not really, but I'm 99% sure no one is going to read this either.?
Yet another clarification.? When I say I want a G rated picture of you from the knees up it does not mean you can't remain anonymous if you need to.? Turn your head or something.?? I want to see how you present yourself to the world more than anything else.? I'm not asking you to trust me with everything just yet.?
4 out of 5 profiles I see on Collarme are fakes.? People who don't live where they say they do, or who are trying to get you to chat offline for some confidence game (i.e. con).?? You can tell from the lighting, the weight (what 5'6" female with DD breasts weighs 45 lbs?), unusual grammar, photos which are too good or too poor, and incredibly generic backgrounds.?
So please, if I ask you a question, don't ignore it and ask me personal information like my e-mail, yahoo ID or phone number in return.? If you message me without including a G rated picture of yourself, you are going to the waste basket.?
Thank you,
Sir S
I have a love of foreign languages and culture, especially Spanish, Hispanic and Chinese.? Knowledge of spoken Spanish or Chinese are a big plus!? If you have to ask me "which Chinese?" don't even bring it up!
Regards,
Sir S.
I am open to the idea of finding the following people here on CollarMe:
1.? Experienced, friendly female bottom/masochist who can help me with some target practice and toy use.
2.? Submissives to date and have fun with.? By fun I mean fun!? Movies, dinner, spankings!? I don't mean a string of casual sexual encounters.?
3.? Live in TPE slave for the running of the house, maid, chauffeur and intimate services.?? See my previous post!
4.? Some one worth having an emotionally intimate LTR.
I am considering a live-in position for a TPE female slave.? Reliability, punctuality and initiative are more important than your desire to debase yourself.? This is about you making my life easier, not you giving me more things to worry about.??? I appreciate that you want to lick my toilet, but can you load the dishwasher without needing an instructional video?
Free up my time and you will get attention.?
You will have your own room.? You will have days off.?? You should be able to navigate the dual existence of being a whole person while being completely possessed by some one.? That means that you should have your own career/academic/spiritual or artistic arc that you are participating in. ??
I loathe parasites.? Domme or subs.? That means I won't steal your money, or expect you to acquiesce to financial slavery.? It also means I won't support those who are simply too ill and broken to live on their own.?? You should have an income and contribute to the house by paying a rent proportional to your room space unless you are a full time student.? If you are a student then service here will depend on continuing academic excellence in addition to your household duties.
The slave in this role is not necessarily my primary relationship.? Cuckolding, discipline, humiliation should be appreciated when given.?? Humiliation will be in private and at times in very public places.? At times you will appear to be my equal, at others, complete strangers will realize you are just a needy tool.?
Please realize your primary role is as a servant, not an object for my constant anger or loathing.??? While I am very possessive of my toys and I absolutely delight in humiliating them, and inflicting mental and physical anguish i have no place here for some one I despise, dislike or distrust.?? You need to accept that you are here because it pleases me somehow to have you here.?? Look up "cognitive dissonance" if it helps.
You should also understand that even in the vanilla world, people will know, one way or another your status as a grovelling worm.?? When I set these situations up I expect you to be appreciative.
My partner left us a week ago.? While I may still pop on from time to time it's not fair to anyone, including myself, to seek anything more than friendship for a while.? Thank you for understanding.?
My partner is in the process of leaving this earth, and all my extra energy is devoted to her right now.?? It will be a very long time before I am fit to engage anyone in anything other than a superficial relationship. ?
Among the things that get me really hot:? Profiles and e-mails that describe the kind of RELATIONSHIP you are looking for.? Very sexy.? Very rare.??
Under Hard Limits I need to put Kareoke, Nashville country (as opposed to country) and cruise ships.
There are sub's out there who claim they want to be dominated from the very first moment of contact.? Among these the majority are needy selfish creatures who are completely consumed by what the domme should be doing for them.? However, there are rare gems who are truly capable of serving, once the overwhelming desire for control has been sated.? If you are one of these creatures who needs to be enslaved from the first moment I may allow you to prove yourself.? Write to me and explain what you have to offer.? That is your first test.?
