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URlastMaster
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Well as luck would have it I have relocated to STATESVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA, Hopefully you are within a few miles to me, Will respond to all reasonable Emails..
Mission Statement
One man, to know and love in this lifestyle from this day forward till otherwise agreed upon. A special someone to grow old together, with dignity and respect.
objective
To complement each other with words spoken and unspoken. Actions with the desire to please and be pleased so each day seems like a new adventure.
Must Read,,,, I still am Looking for a Man to Date!!
In the hookup culture we now live in, its pretty obvious that chivalry is completely dead. Maybe my parents were old fashioned, maybe growing up in a tight knit family resulted in different values, but I was always preached the value of chivalry and etiquette from the men in my life was a must.
If you take a girl out and show her youre more than some douche looking to just get in her pants, odds are, youre going to get a second date. Call me old fashioned, but a nice dinner is worth the money to get to know someone to some extent
For me, its not about the money, and I get why people are stingy when it comes to going out with people they dont know. Look, I get it. Sh*t costs money. But really, whats the difference? Some investment might just get you what you want. Treat yourself to a good meal, and if the company is good, why the hell wouldnt you take a girl out to a nice dinner?
Where did we lose the chivalrous touch? When did it become acceptable to just text a girl, inviting her to come bang? Dont get me wrong. Im not complaining about those instances, Im just saying, why have we strayed away from what has been established as the norm?
We dont take the time to get to really know people anymore and thats why you see relationships and marriages failing at a 50 percent clip. Ultimately, push is going to come to shove here, and I figured it would have happened by now, but for some reason, it has not.
The real problem here is that women, for one reason or another, have become complacent and allowed men to get away with adhering to the bare minimum.
We no longer expect someone to put in the effort of flowers, chocolates, dates, etc., and if we do, we come off as Gold Diggers.
Eventually, I feel that women will wise up and start asking for the things that they deserve, the things used to be automatic and expected of men, like holding a door, pulling out a chair, and paying for dinners.
Until then, men are going to get away with putting in the bare minimum and receiving what we ultimately want anyway sex. Its pretty obvious that women own the cards, and when they start acting like it, theyll finally start getting dinner from places that dont deliver or drive thrus
Well as luck would have it I have relocated to STATESVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA, Hopefully you are within a few miles to me, Will respond to all reasonable Emails..
If you contact me in another menu please mention your CS name and a little about yourself.... Its starting to get Warm, so we should get acquainted.
If you have a Motorcycle so I can tag along with you... I do like to Ride....
Employment 1970-2003 Life pleasures and misery.
Qualifications 3 Marriages and the School of Hard Knocks,Gathering experiences where and when ever opportunity knocks.
Questions answered upon request Just know that the people in this world are a bit mixed up....If your married SAY SO. Many of us are just looking to play,,,
But if your single and you know it, Say so, Many of of are just looking for more. Now let me just say this..I dont mind chatting with you...But if you live FAR AWAY lets be honest Nothing is going to happen
IF YOU ARE UNDER 50 Please move on....Not interested I have Big Bad Sons older then you ......and if your over 80 Bless you, and glad your so adapt to a computer, but not interested..... Butt if you have Blue Eyes you go to the top of the list....... So dont hesitate,,,,if something sparked your interest.... drop me a line and lets both decide if we like one another...
PLEASE BE WITHIN 50 MILES OF STATESVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA NOT INTERESTED IN A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
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Dear Administration
I the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary on the following reasons:
I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I work in high temperatures. ... work in a damp environment. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
Sincerely, P. NESS |
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Well TODAY, I saw 50 Shades of Grey,, it was ok,,,, What DID you THINK??? |
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Really Does anyone want to go see 50 Shades of GREY
Give me a shout,,,,, |
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HI Ho Hi Ho its off to North Carolina I go
Moving to Statesville, North Carolina.. If you in the neighborhood Say "Hello"
House full of Boxes,,,,,Time to get to work Will be on Soon.....
Leave me a note to say "HI DE HO" |
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Sex alleviates tension.
Love causes it.
Nobody dies from lack of sex,
It's lack of love we die from.
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12 Types of Orgasms a Woman Can Experience
Note | 274 Comments · 1,413 Love It | 2 days age
1. The Optimist - Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes...
2. The Pessimist - Oh no, oh no, oh no...
3. The Confused - Oh yes, oh no, oh yes, oh no...
4. The Traveler - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming...
5. The Religious - Oh God, oh God...
6. The Greedy - Ahh, more, more, more..
7. The Murderer - Ahh, if you take it out, I'll kill you ...
8. The Submariner - Mmm... OHHH... Deeper... Deeper... GO DEEPER!
9. The Sailor - Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck...
10. The Submissive - Oh please, oh please...
11. The False Alarm Sneezer - Ah ah ah AH AH AH AH! Ahh...
12. The Cavewoman - UHh UNNNNNGHH ugghh uhhh...
and I have finally been identifiedthe
"THE CAVEWOMAN" |
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Office Things for sale
Credit Card machine….$50.00 |
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1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,
but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. |
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I’m A HANDFUL!
I’m strong willed, independent bit outspoken
And I tell it like it is.. I make mistakes.
I’m sometimes outta control & at times hard to handle,
But I love and give with all my heart.
If you can’t handle me at my worst then you sure
Don’t deserve me at my best,
IF YOU ARE A HANDFUL, SHARE THIS I DARE YOU |
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Roses are Red, Nuts are Round,
Skirts "R: Up and Panties "R" Down
Belly to Belly, Skin to Skin,
When its Stiff, Stick it in.....
Now this is a Fucking Love Poem...... |
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My number is 265 yes I stole this and it was a good one....
1. Have you ever had intercourse? (5pts)
2.Oral Sex: Giving to Orgasm (5 pts) Receiving (5pts)
3. Licked an ass? (5pts)
4. Had your ass licked? (5pts)
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass? (10pts)
6. Swallowed Cum? (5pts)
7. Practiced Bondage or BDSM ? (5pts)
8. Had anal sex? (5pts)
9. Had an orgasm from anal sex? (5pts)
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt? (10pts)
11. Squirted from oral or made someone squirt? (5pts)
12. Had sex with someone of the same sex? (5pts)
13. Did a threesome? (5pts)
14. Did a foursome? (5pts)
15. Been in an Orgy? (5pts)
16. Been in a gangbang? (5pts)
17. Had sex in public? (5pts)
18. Snowballed (swapping cum) with someone? (10pts)
19. Had your toes licked or sucked? (5pts)
20. Licked or sucked someone's toes? (5pts)
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day? (10pts)
22. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week? (10pts)
23. Had cyber sex or phone sex? (5pts)
24. Reached an orgasm? (5pts)
25. Watched porn? (5pts)
26. Bought a dirty magazine? (5pts)
27. Posted nude pictures of you on the net? (5pts)
28. Let someone video tape you having sex? (5pts)
29. Had sex without protection? (5pts)
30. Had someone give you a cum facial or gave someone a cum facial? (5pts)
31. Have you participated in any type of golden showers? (10pts)
32. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone? (10pts)
33. Had sex with a friend's significant other? (10pts)
34. Ever did one of your significant others friends or relative? (10pts)
35. Have you ever cheated on your significant other? (5pts)
36. Made someone pass out from sex? (10pts)
37. Tasted your own cum? (5pts)
38. Masturbated? (5pts)
39. Let someone watch you? (5pts)
40. Ever showed you naked on cam? (5pts)
41. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?(10pts)
42. Been ate or eaten someone? (10pts)
43. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? (10pts)
44. Had sex in a vehicle? (5pts)
45. Been caught having sex? (5pts)
46. Paid for sex? (5pts)
47. Used toys during sex? (5pts) Used food? (5pts)
48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex? (5pts)
49. Ever been dominated in bed? (5pts)
50. Ever had a wet dream? (5pts)
51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex? (5pts)
52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten? (5pts)
53. Had sex with someone you didn't know their name? (10pts)
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Scoring ...
0 - 50 Average man or woman (need to be a little more adventurous)
51 - 100 Beginner Freak (keep up the good work)
101 - 150 Big Freak (your heading in the right direction)
151 - 200 Professional Freak (you could charge for your services)
201 - 250 King or Queen Freak (others will never forget you)
251 - over SUPER FREAK (you could write the book, teach the class, and hang the certificate on your wall)
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For all you boys out there under the age of 40- I'm very flattered by your interest and that you took the time to look at my profile, but.....I'm not interested. I have children your age and frankly I'm just not into someone so much younger. Sorry to disappoint, but no...just no. And in-case your a lesbian,,, Thanks for looking but NOT INTERESTED.....
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: I would like to be in a relationship with some one in the life style :
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"Cowgirl Attitude"
by Dale Evans Cowgirl is an attitude, really. A pioneer spirit, A special American brand of courage. The Cowgirl faces life head on, Lives by her own lights, And makes no excuses.
Cowgirls take stands, they speak up,
They defend the things they hold dear.
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Judge to Prostitute: So when did you realize you were raped?
Prostitute, wiping away the tears: When the cheque bounced. |
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NEW USE FOR WINDEX
If you ever get the sudden URGE to run around naked,
You should sniff some Windex first.
It'll keep you from streaking. |
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I am Sweet, lovable,kind ,shy and innocent
Oh for heavens sake! Stop Laughing !!!
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There is no such thing as a dirty mind,
its just a sense of humor
with Adult content
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If men had wings and bore black feathers,
few of them would be clever enough to be crows.
Rev. Henry Ward Beecher |
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WOMEN
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and
comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never
thought he could do;
to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and
give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels
as though he's the most handsome man in the room
and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and
invincible...
No wait...SORRY.
I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that sh!t. |
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"Chains of love got a hold on me,
when passion's a prison you can't break free"
this was stolen but I had to have it
I thank the person who posted it... |
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Super Bowl Sunday
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realized the seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field!
About halfway through the first quarter, Bob noticed an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50-yard line. He decided to take a chance and made his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat.
As he sat down, he asked the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The man said "No."
Very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob said to the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Super Bowl and not use it?!"
The man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"That's really sad," said Bob, "but still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A relative or a close friend?"
"No," the man replied, "they're all at the funeral!"
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All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.
One knight told his best friend - "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusade."
The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching.
Thinking it might be an important message from the town the column halted.
A horseman approached. It was the knight's best friend.
He yelss - "Hey, you gave me the wrong key!!" |
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You know it's going to be a GOOD blow job when she puts a Breathe Right strip on first. |
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40 is the old age of youth,, 50 is the youth of old age!! |
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Read this and Just had to add it. Tell me what you THINK!!!
I was enjoying a bit of anal with the girl the other day, when she turned 2
me & said, "Hmm mmm mmhmphmm mm hmmph!" And I thought to myelf, "Don't you
just love duct tape."
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ok Talk to me,,, get me excited, BUTT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD "Be Honest"
If I say something you don't like tell me... I am a big girl. I think I can handle it, I might not like it butt Neither will you if I dismiss you for reasons I share.
Life Sucks, we are all here to accomplish one task, Boredom,, kink, and being lonely... Otherwise why would we spend so much time Looking for that "PERFECT SOMEONE.
IF YOUR HERE FOR ENTERTAINMENT,
YOU WILL FIND MORE THEN YOU BARGAINED FOR..
LTR YES ABOUT 30 DAYS WORTH, AND THE REST OF US "JUST HANGIN " |
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???????? Question has risen??? If a man says he does not "Mastrabate" Then what is a female Doing with his Cock in her Mouth {aka B J } is that not mastrabation??? |
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Guys say the best treat a woman can give them is oral sex in the morning. Forget scones — this is his idea of breakfast in bed.
Man's best friend is actually his penis. And he assumes it's our best friend, too. After all, like a dog, it's always happy to see us, enjoys being petted and often rubs itself against our legs. And have you noticed that guys are so intimate with their members that they often create pet names for them, including Mr. Friendly, Bob's Big Boy and the ever-so-subtle Thruster?
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Sperm Facts~~~~~~~~~~…
* The average age a man starts producing sperm is 12 1/2
* Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1 to 2 Tsp full
* Number of calories per Tsp of semen: 7
* Percent of ejaculate made up of sperm: 5 %
* Average number of sperm per ejaculation: 100 million
* Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime 7,200
* Average number of times he will ejaculate from masterba- tion: 2,000
* Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: Approximately 14 gallons
* Average speed of ejaculation: 28 mph |
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Main peeve & hot button is people that don't have the courtesy to reply to you when you contact them {AND NOT USING YOUR TURN SIGNALS AKA DIRECTIONALS} even if it's to say "No Thanks".
I know that I'm not the SUBBIE for everybody (nobody is), but at least be courteous and tell me to go away.
Also false promises, I have to work for a living as well, and I too get financially stretched when someone takes ADVANTAGE of me...
Now you know who you are lets get the keyboard going and tell me to leave or send me the check you owe me..
or I could just post your names here!!! |
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Gentleman
YOUR HOLIDAY IS ALMOST UPON US
MARCH 20TH
ASK ME ABOUT THIS
BETTER THEN VALENTINES DAY |
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Clean Bill of Health.... 19 Feb 2011 |
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On the Road again,,, this time for my Birthday. Hotel and indoor pool.... Happy Birthday to me... |
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Never allow someone to "Be your Priority"
while letting yourself be "their option" |
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Whisper my name,,, Touch my flesh,,, Make me quiver,,,
Hold me close,,,,,,,,Take me,,,,,,,,,,, Make me.................. |
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It takes Time..Trust...Mutual Respect.. So Don't show me your manhood on the first conversation or ask me to call you Sir....Lets get to know each other |
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Renault and Ford are working together on a new small car for women.
The new car combines elements of the Renault clio and the Ford Taurus, so it will be called the "Clitaurus."
The Clitaurus comes witha brand-new security feature: the average male thief won't be able to find it: EVEN IF SOMEONE TELLS HIM WHERE IT IS!
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