Hard to seat up at the moment...having a very sore bottom and cunt...

Today's shamely hilarious moment:

My bro, newly arrived from France 4 the weekend fiddling with things in my bdrm while i tidy his coat: 'That's a funny bracelet u've got there it doesn't lock'...i turn around fast & yes the boy is...fiddling with my bloody anal beads!!! lol, shit! 'Bloody stop nosing in the night table drawer' him: 'where's ur game boy', JEEZ, bloody replaced by more interesting toys since a while lol...f*ck sake

U got to love family members! lol! One weekend with nosy nosy inquisition... told him to get a shower and went to hide all the bloody toys and the rabbit is not leaving in his respective nest, my bed!

A weekend only! just a weekend without toys and messing about. lol, i can try to survive being a good girl for that long! ;) lol!

I genuinely do not know what i am doing and is lost.

Guidance would be appreciated and listened to.

Followed is another matter as i am fairly independent.

Proposals of any kinds would be put to the test.

x

lil'C

Day one of Sexy Female sub Friend search for my flatshare, poly household formation...

Yes I do feel like i am on Unicorn hunt...lol!

I might end up strapping any woman, with a damn corn-y toy, slap her butt cheeks with approval and just say, 'you'll do'. ;) 

Fantasy interview/assessment of the Unicorn/Dream woman:

Question n'1: 'Do you like cocks?'

She would answer: 'I do.'

Question n'2: 'Do you like pussies?'

She would answer: 'I do.'

Cheshire cat grins upon Master G and little i lips...;)

Our practical test answer would be:

-'Best of both world...go and get it girl...show us how you like them....'

The rest is for the imagination...lol!

xx

lil'C