letzgoout

What's up with this "About me" shit? Who the hell ever knows what to say about themselves? I could say "just ask," but you'll probably never ask. I could tell you a comforting lie, make up something that sounds good and hope that I sound interesting enough for you to talk to - just like everyone else. Or, I could be honest, and really not give a shit whether you think I'm a complete slimeball, or God's greatest gift to mankind.

I think the last option is most fun... Here it goes.

"I'm a smart-ass from hell, I love to tease people and give 'em shit, Sex is GREAT - can't ever get enough of it. I like it forwards, backwards, upside down and all around - any way it's given to me. It's on my mind all day long, and I guarentee that if I've talked to you, I've thought about fucking you (if you're a woman that is). I also love to party, drink and have a good time."

So, now, you're either totally disgusted, or maybe I sound interesting. Either way, send me a message! I'd love to hear it...