Looking for the possibility of love with a huge helping of BDSM. Don't be shy send me a message. I'm a sweetheart deep down, even if I curse like a motherfucking sailor and am completely offensive.

I know I'm not a vampire and that you're not a stay-at-home wife, but a guy can dream, can't he? The more effeminate you are, the better we'll get along. Calling me Daddy is also a good start.

My hard limits are as follows:
The Green Party.
Abusing or harassing you/being abused or harassed.
Stalking/stalkers.
Watersports (aside from minimal saliva and fluid contact.)
Bjork's music.
Cleaning toilets-- that's what I have a sub for, right?
Fisting (or being fisted, for that matter.)
"Juggalos".
And any others stated under the list to the left.

And, ladies and gents, no, I'm not some sleazeball who lives in the gutter with his laptop. I do magic tricks for extra cash and have a side job to put me through college.

Fair warning: I do like to rock n roll all night and party every day. I'm offensive and on the verge of being obnoxious. I do know when to knock it the fuck off but I'd prefer to live life like a party.

I like to get drunk, smoke cigarettes, make sweet love, and fuck around underneath restaurant tables and sometimes ontop of them.

On a side note: I'll take you automatically if you look like Crispin Glover or have the same amount of brilliance.