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I am a Dominant female seeking the right submissive pet for My enjoyment. I am a quite strict yet a real sensual individual. I have a very analytical mind and a keen sense of humor. I have been in the lifestyle since 1994.

Only those truly desiring to serve a Black Goddess need to bother contacting Me.

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Missing My pet....


Seeking self assured little naughty boy for training by his black goddess momma. only white hineys looking to be red need apply...
boy must have superiour tongue and know his way around the curves of a true fem Goddess... boy must be willing to allow his mother to take control....and train him as she sees fit... boy can expect to be taken on sensual journeys to enhance his learning.... rewards are offered for good behavior exhibited by the naughty boy.....momma promises to protect the little slutty pussy licker from public ridicule as she knows she will have enough to keep him in his private place at her feet in a state of wonder and attitude of service...

Eagles flying high but my ravens and falcons are not soaring!

 

Wondering if any birds will be taking flight in the super bowl.

 

 

Life provides so much to give thanks for when you are highly blessed and favored!!!!


I give thanks to all those who have provided me with laughs.


I give thanks to all who have provided me with fantastic in person memories.


I give thanks to all those who have enjoyed my time and attention.


Igive thanks to all who have assisted me in my tasks!!!!!


i give thanks to he who has captured my mind.


Iam thankful to Starbucks who has me hooked😛

 I am thankful for my favorite bar tender at Flemings.



I wonder what will be bound and under my tree in little bit.


Will it be bound in chains?  Will it be wrapped in latex? Will it be covered in leather?  Will it be all encased in saran wrap?  


Oh to think about the possibilities of the bundle that will be awaiting my attention.


It's a wonderful life when one has a miracle on 34th street!




It's a wonderful life!

Wondering what the difference is between maam and mama


Fly Eagles Fly

Lost is

 

 

Lost can be all consuming.

 

Lost can be intense.

Lost can be draining.

 

Lost can be renewing.

 

 

Lost can be mind numbing.

 

Lost can be a journey.

 

Lost can hurt so badly.

 

Lost can be freeing.

 

Lost can be unspoken.

 

Lost can be reflective.

 

Lost can be surprising.

 

Lost can be an eye opener.

 

Lost can lead to sadness.

 

Lost can lead to self doubt.

 

Lost can lead to uncertainity.

 

Lost can lead to confusion.

 

Lost can lead to loneliness.

 

Lost can be so consuming.

 

Lost can be blinding.

Lost can be tipping point.

 

Lost is .....

Have you ever thought about how life is like a commercial?

I wonder why...

 

Why does life have to be such a challenge sometimes?

 

 

Why can't I teach an old dawg a new trick?

 

 

Why do words carry so much power?


Why is it the littlest things that mean so much?


Why can't the path from A to B be straight, clear, easy, and short?



 

 

Oh my goodness what a sad day in American history. 

Life's journey is filled with so many interesting people!


An adventure of laughter, fun, and play is definitely what makes one feel so magnificent.

  Hello sunshine!  What a magnificent day to basking in the beauty of Life.   Some of the smallest happenings are the most pleasing. 
Enjoy the journey of the little gestures.  Cherish the time you have with the ones who make you laugh.

Don't forget to top off the day with some great burbon gelato.

 



Trying to think of ways o celebrate my birthday,

 

Are there any good suggestions one can offer a  Goddess?

 

 

What an wonderful day!  Friends can be so awesome! 

Have you ever wondered what it takes to bounce back from disappointment?  


People tell you when you fall off a horse you should get back up and get on another horse.  You ever wonder what it is that will motivate you to try to get back on another horse?



Sometimes life brings the most exciting anticipation.


At other times life just sucks the sunshine out of  future plans.


Who knew that watching golf could calm one's emotion

Life is so amazing sometimes!  However, I don't think the 76ers and Bucks feel that way right now.


Do you?

Geography can be such a cruel master sometimes.

Why can't Hawaii be closer?   Why can't New York be just down the street?  Why can't every city never sleep like Vegas? Why does my favorite resturant have to be so far away from my kitchen?


Wouldn't be nice to be like Dorothy and her ruby red slippers and just click your leather thigh high boots and say there is no place like home and be transported to the place of your desire at that moment?




Life can be a real magician.


Sometimes life makes laughter disappear.


Life can be a real magician.


Sometimes life makes hope disappear.


Life can be a real magician.


Sometimes life makes dreams disappear.


Life can be a real magician.


Sometimes life makes logic disappear.

I hate tax season!   Why do my taxes try to dominate me?  Why wont they just submit to my will?  

Life has so many unexpected, wonderful surprises!

Today is a day for jokes!!!

In baseball one gets three strikes and then you are out. Sometimes in life one only gets two strikes and you are out.

Sometimes following directions are so hard.  However, isn't the accomplishing what you want a reason to do the hard things?

 

* Belief  

* Trust  

* A Risk-Taking MindSet 

* Effort 

* Resilence  

*Obedience to She Who knows More 

* The Journey 

 


Wouldn't it be nice after long day at work to be able to come home and hit a button and it just lets you decompress In minutes.

.

 

 

Some lessons are easy to teach and others are hard to get across to the obtuse ones.


Oh the delicate balance of giving a punishment that will reinforce the behavior you want and eradicate that which is unpleasing.


Laughter is so good for the soul!

A good belly bursting laugh works wonders on an one's abs.  Hehehehehehe


Have you heard any good jokes today?



Life can be such a roller coaster.  One moment filled with laughter whereas the next moments could be covered in screams.  


Isn't amazing how when two people look at the elephant if one is looking at the trunk and one is looking at the tail they see different sizes and perceive the elephant very differently. One would see the long thick active trunk and the other would see the thin short tail.  Both seeing different things while looking at the same creature.  Relationship can that way sometimes.



Sending a special thanks to all who sent me jokes this month.

 

When I was at the hospital on Christmas Eve reading back throigh them brought smiles to my face.

The power of a good joke is amazing!!!!

The eagles are flying again. Not sure they will be able to fly all the way to the Super Bowl,

The Ravens are soaring.

 

In August my buddy said he was rooting for the following.

 

Eagles sf     Kc and Balt

 
I wished for the following.

Eagles atl.   Steelers Balt
 
Looks like neither of us were able to pick the top four teams.
 
We shall see how it ends 
 
One should have hope at this time of the season says my favorite Starbucks barista!!
 

 

 

Life is such an interesting set of circumstances.

 

it has such potential and so many surprises. Sometimes just stopping and observing is still just to darn fast.

 

it is always nice when you meet a fellow traveler with a great sense of humor who gets you.

 

I guess the Eagles aren't flying after that visit from the 49ers.  


What a sports weekend this turned out to be....😒

Oh no the dawgs are out of the playoff picture.  What a sad day for Dawg nation!


I guess it is time to root for Florida State to win it all.



 It is so interesting to go on the journey of discovery only to come back to where you start. 


You wonder was the journey worth the time and effort.

You wonder was the journey where you should have been.

You wonder if the journey was not the the thing but who you journeyed with was the bigger component.


You wonder if you should rest or begin another journey.

You wonder if you missed some big path as you journeyed.

You wonder what the other person gained from the journey.


Sometimes the journey leaves you wondering more than you did when you began.

Isn't it great when reality is better than fantasy!  

Life is like a box of chocolates.

 
Sometimes it is dark.
 
Sometimes it is full of nuts.
 
Sometimes it is sweet.
 
Sometimes it is smooth.
 
Sometimes it contains sweet surprises.
 
 
Sometimes it is hard to chew.
 
Sometimes it is satisfying.
 
Sometimes it leaves you craving more.
 
Sometimes the variety excites you.
 
Sometimes you can find the taste you want

Life is so strange sometimes. 

What you think you want might not be what you really want.

Sometimes those that you feel the most connected with are not as connected as you are.

Isn't life just full of surprises.


Sometimes hope is elusive but fantasy is in abundance.


Life is like a box of chocolate.  Sometimes it is dark and other times it is sweet. Yet, sometimes, it is nutty.



 

 

Life is such a rainbow sometimes.  It is red with passion.  It is green with the possibilities.  It is yellow with linging lessons of past experiences. It is violet with regrets of some actions that lead to undesirable consequences. It is orange with longing of new adventures and goals to be conquered. It is blue with many metacognitive moments. 

 

I am wondering where the rainbow will guide me.

I want what I want now!

This time change is trying to get me to submit!  I don't want to do so.  Where is a good human alarm clock when I need one?

  What soothes an emotional hurt? How does one come back from something that hurts you mentally?  


Is laughter the key?

Is solitude the right path?

Is taking risks something that should be on the table?


A physical hurt visibly disappears over time. What makes an emotional hurt go away?



It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood!!  Won't you be my neighbor.

 

If it gobbles like a turkey as well as looks and tastes like a turkey, you should believe it is a turkey!

After one gets what they want, what happens next?

Life has a sense of humor.

The Hiccups of Life can be so intense and so unexpected.

 

Okay life I am tired of lemonade.  I want some peach juice.

 

 

Having a strong submissive man treat you like the Goddess you are and willingly submitting to your will is such a tremendously rewarding experience.

Life is fully of the unexpected. Sometimes that is a wonderful happening and at other times not so likeable. This month has been one for both phenonma.

Sometimes life throws one a curve ball. How one handles it determines the next phase of the journey.