never mind Arizona ... far east is full of asian chicks , did you know that ? asian chicks rock , maan !

maan , arizona has the bestest girls ever ! I am in the wrong ass state , daaaang it !

my favorite animal is a trained monkey

now I know it's over now , maan ! game over ! ... just got in touch with a 5'1" , 220 lbs prostitute prettending to be a sub .... should I ask if she charges per pound , or ... and is there an extra charge for the "funk" ? I mean ... really ? ... seriously ?  that completely blew my high , maan ! ... thanks a lot , fat ass ! .. ( all  other fat asses , excluded of course . you are fine women and stuff . just you ate too much . for long time )

OK : if your entire profile consists of a single word naming a sweet treat , you've lost me . WTF ? did I miss a memo ?

this site should be called " the usuall suspects with a few extra pounds added "  hahaha

yeah ! I know ! should have stuck to solitate !  ;)