kittenishwench


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	About kittenishwench TL;DR I HAVE STANDARDS GASP! ____ Bullet points, for the lazy (... it's horrid I realised this necessary because I have become too entrenched in speed reading profiles, isn't it?) I am seeking, in this order of preference, ○Knowledge ○Dommes ( I have a heavier preference towards the female mind AND form than the male is all.) ○Doms ○Couples ○Friends ○Giggles ○& warm fuzzies. ____ Good evening.. or your preferred time of day! This will be SOMEWHAT baffling, as I’m not the most mentally organised of souls, but break through the tedium, it MIGHT be worth it… no promises, like a cheap warranty. To be a right pain in the bottom (not necessarily the pleasurable kind) I’m setting out some rules. Well, they’re rather more GUIDELINES. It just saves us both wasting our time and on this site, that seems to be a bit of a pratfall on here. I really, really quite like a greeting. It’d be nice. Hello, Hullo, Ahoyhoy, Good evening, Ooer ANYTHING that I could construe as a nicety. I’m weak like that… I’m all yours if you give me a nice, growled ‘Hello.’ –Brow waggle.- Anyone who believes it is their god given right to be deigned with the title Master/Mistress/God/Almighty straight away is horrifically deluded. If I can’t even call you a friend however could I call you my dominant? As much as I’m a bit partial to a brogue licking I think there might need to be a touch of rapport before I’m willing to bruise my knees and nuzzle at your ankles. Just because you have graciously used your time to send this girl a message doesn’t mean you’re my dom’, simple, no?! Not here for a casual quickie behind a Spar, under a hedge or indeed on a milk float within the general vicinity of Barnsley (possibly a poor example). I’m here for friendship that may or may not evolve into more. To me, this dark (yet alluringly shiny… ohh so pretty) side of life isn't just about the carnal, sexual congress. It's about a relationship between a Dominant and a submissive and that's just it A RELATIONSHIP which happens to include feelings and conversation as well as slap and tickle. Rapport THEN ropes, ‘kay?! Just because the letters BDSM flash up in erotic red neon does not mean there isn't a vanilla side to everything. A cuddle on the sofa watching a film is just as important as a serious conversation as an arse flushed red from the paddle and a giggle about not being able to sit down for the rest of the day. I, like most women am not naturally obedient. It’s within mammalian genetics for us to fight for what we believe to be true yadda yadda. It is not, I am certain, possible to be born a slave or indeed submissive – to a point. It is possible to be born and find submission to feel natural, comfortable and illicitly alluring but I have a personality. I can be a sarcastic little shit (with a foul mouth that PROBABLY needs washing out with soap but will behave more for chocolate) and harbour those magical things called opinions. Attempt to degrade me with name calling or anything else and you will be swiftly ignored. (Alright so I'm a bit partial to name calling but you've got to get to know me first!) Now for something a little different… Ahh, here goes! I'm vaguely-new and devilishly intrigued with the realms of D/s and BDSM (and hypnosis, just to wedge it in.), so please excuse my lack of knowledge. It is slowly building thanks to the kind Ladies and Gents of this site and a inquisitive mind. A few of you wanted to know my weight, which is fine! I added it a while back and I'm STILL not ashamed to say I'm a big rubenesque chubby mcfat pants. (I mean BBW... Ahem.) Slides off the tongue, doesn't it? I have recently gained a bit of weight due to medication designed to stop my headaches so... yeah, it's a sore point. Be nice about it, alright? Or I swear to all that is holy I will rip you a new one. -Cough- I've come to the conclusion this would be a wonderful place to learn from and will gratefully receive any wisdom or friendly banter with open arms! I can be terrifically shy but generally playful ... albeit a little sarcastic. So please don’t take offence by any of it, put it down to me being young and a bit ignorant, eh? Nudgenudgewinkwink. I hope I wont be too much of a bother! Regards and rope, kitten. xxx ((***WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. ))

Life got in the way... in a good way!

Bit of time to wander around here again now.. although it seems my inbox is EMPTY? Err, 'kay?

Hope you're all well.

Mmmm, more lifely drama and then a nice period of being awfully artistic.

My soul is sated.

Ish.

Sadly perfectionism has SLIGHTLY overcome the content.. -Titter.-

Hmmm... Unable to reply to all of my messages, still?

I'll try again soon, apologies those who're left to wait!

So many things to do! Painting, digitally or otherwise and sculpting has over run my life again - not that this is a bad thing, just keeps me ever so distracted. ;)

Hope you're all in tip top and Bristol fashion

Well, FUCK ME, life got in the way a bit there, didn't it!?

Back to normal nocturnal routines with a couple've free days, bar some art commissions and the like.

Good times!

Hope you're all well.

xxx

Mmmm~ Today has been a day of photography!

Hopefully I'll stock mucking about with all this fun and come on here for a bit longer soon, eh!

Although there IS an upholstery project in the wings...

-Giggle-

4 hours of painting whilst rocking out to the Black Spiders. Cramp. Oh god the cramp.

But so happy... -SIGHS DELIGHTEDLY.-

Tchaikovsky makes me a very, very happy kitten. He sends those special shivers up my spine and looses an unquantifiable amount of butterflies to writhe within my tummy.

Crushing on a dead, possibly homosexual composer's abnormal isn't it...?

AH WELL.

Also. I managed to delete my entire inbox. Clever, no?
My apologies if I haven't replied, it is because I am an idiot.

x

Sherlock fan fiction, Anthony Warlow doing his Jekyll and Hyde routine and eBay auctions.

This week looks a touch more promising already!

Hugs and hogties,

'Yay' another bad day.

Going to bed early, just leaving this up as an apology for not replying to any messages.

Take care, all.

Bad day.

Heurgh.

Ohhh that Rome Wasn't Built In A Day was BEAUTIFUL.

God, I need to get my arse to a museum ASAP, I'm getting urges!

Hmm.. It's taken me all this time to get in a sulk for getting copy pasted messages but I am firmly 'in one' over it now.

-Snort.-

Originality is NICE guys, if it sounds like it's C&P'd I may just delete it, because I'm rude and horrible and not a good sub and not worthy of you anyway etceteras etceteras.

-Eyeroll.-

Also VOWELS. Please, if you're going to message me... put all the vowels in... how hard is it to add in an extra 'y' and 'o' to 'ur', really?!

How many times before answering the question "What're you doing?" with "Watching Come Dine With Me." gets dull...?

-Giggles and watches another episode.-

Q: If you have issue with disturbing people for fear of coming across rude, how in the name of all that is unholy do you bloody message people on here?!

I'm having a dilemma. -Bites lip.-

This ONLY happens with Dommes. IT'S BIZARRE. Weak spot, anyone...?!

So, er, ladies... if I'm of interest to your fine selves and you're of a logical mind and I may have visited your profile, fleetingly or otherwise... SLAP ME for being a thorough WIMP, 'kay?

-Giggle.-

Tickles, timidity and hogties,

kitten

xxx

I SHOULD be sleeping...

Instead I'm reading New Scientist, making teeny tiny origami stars with QVC on the tele' in the background.. and occasionally flittering back to check here...

As fun as that IS... so sleepy. Blasted insomnia!

Hope you're all well and finding it easy to tuck yourself up in bed and drift to dreams.

Yawning cuddles,

xxx

P.S Put a more recent photo up.

Yes, that is a huge arse. Bravo for noticing. Also, YES, YES THAT IS A CUPCAKE APRON.

-Snicker-

Mmm, how truly delicious. Once more I have something to keep my lap warm of an evening. SADLY it's only a working laptop.. but beggars can't be choosers, eh?!

Hope you're all well and not too drowned by the sudden influx of rain.

Tata's and trances,

kitten.

That new laptop I was so enthused with...?

.... Dead.

Remind me to not hold so much faith in technology again, eh!

Tickles and toodle-oo's,

kitten.

Happy New Year all.

As shallow as it may seem, I have a new laptop, I am a purrrfectly contented kitten!

Hope you're all well.

Hogtie and hugs.

As sexy as I find that hideous support underwear that sucks you in and causes Gok Wan to have a crisis.
My god, the STATIC is horrendous!

As someone asked and it seemed rather relevant....

My preference would be an older female Dominant.

One whom could intellectually outwit me and make me a puddle of goo with softly whispered logic, then punish me for my insubordination... before cuddles would ensue.

-Snort.-

I dare say I keep forgetting I've had a birthday... Updating that, along with the ol' profile now.
Slow night.. just me, a blanket and QVC. Weak, isn't it?! -Snort.-

Life got well in the way. I've never had to shy off with 'family problems' before.
It feels entirely uncomfortable!

Back in the swing of things, as it were!

Free to chat a bit more, huzzah and what not!

I'm sorry, genuinely, for not replying ESPECIALLY to a few of you!
I'm on real quick (it's that time of year.. where the smell of dulux and turpentine fills the air, erugh) before bed and just wanted to say, ladies, gents and those lovelies in between, please message me your e-mail address if you genuinely wish to keep in touch.

I'm far more able to slip on hotmail than I am here.

Tickles and whips,
kitten.
xxx

I never thought I would consider worshipping feet. It was never particularly in my scope. I mean, I greatly enjoying giving foot massages, I find it a relaxing endeavor and feel greatly warmed by causing such pleasure... But.. if said peds were slipped within the tight, sensual embrace of hand cobbled, mahogany Adler Buckshot Brogues. I swear to god you could not get me off of them.

... Did I just develop a SHOE FETISH?!Bugger.

(Also... I've come to the conclusion I am SUPERBLY shy at approaching the fairer sex. How bizarre.
Please.. just because I'm a gurt big wuss and I dunno.. I make quite good cupcakes, so that MIGHT be a reason to message me. That and I have a chocolate reindeer in the fridge, I?ll share! 60/40!)

Yes, I'm allergic to latex.

It's only amusing the 50th time someone sends back a reply with a bold, capitalised 'REALLY?' then.. it merely becomes a little disheartening.

(It's awful! I have to buy these tragic BLUE marigolds to wash up with. They're a fingered contradiction, blue mariGOLDS. Gasp.)

I brought in the new year licking coffee icing off of bare flesh.
I can't say I'm complaining.

We'll just skip over the part that explains the flesh was my own, eh?

May 2010 be splendiferous and bright for all of you. OR, y'know, bit less shambollick than 2009 seemed to be for a lot of people.

x

.... I unintentionally vanished into the sickening realms of reality! MADNESS, I KNOW.

But I'm back! Even if only briefly.

Regards and wrigglin'
x

Oh my crickey!

I just noticed what a backlog I have in my bulk folder... I am honestly sorry L/ladies and G/gents. I was unaware that any settings were on, it's stored all the sanity away in what I thought was junk mail! There's.. Wit a-and literacy here of the likes my inbox never did receive! Huzzah, I shout! Or I would if my throat wasn't dry from this maddening humidity and y?know, it wasn?t gone midnight.

... What was I saying again?

Oh yes! I'll be clambering through my bulk tonight messaging as many as I can without my brain spontaneously combusting.

Whips and ... Nope, can't think of a rhyme for that one. Whips and .. willies just seems so crass.

x

What is this influx of bestiality requests? Animals are a big ?no no?. A bigger no no than the shrieks I let out when Emerdale comes on, even louder than the shrieks of deplorable agony I inflict upon myself for fun EVEN loud... Okay you see where that's going but SERIOUSLY.

I do not want to mate with your dog/horse/sheep/chipmunk/iguana and/or python thank you, Gents. Come on. 'Hello. Fuck my dog.' Is a bit blunt. Maybe we wouldn't get along! I've not ever met him and I'm all for alien human copulation but I really do draw the line at animals.

Just...

Dude.

No.

Okay maybe I'd share a bath with an octopus for a laugh...

But no, THANK YOU.

I don't come on here as much as I used to.. as you can probably tell!

Still, please message me, I love receiving your witty and sometimes arbitrary ramblings, they bring a smile to my face. ;D

Hope you are all well and lest us hope the weather picks back up, I miss the warmth...

Clamps and cuddles.
kitten.
x

I am here... No, honestly, right now I am. You are not hallucinating this message. Unless that drink was spiked.. or perhaps those mushrooms weren't merely shitake?!

;P

Either way, I'll be a bit more active come monday, expect replies and the such my dears.

Clamps and cuddles.
x

I think I need more Vitamin C in my diet.. I'm ill again.

I'll be on as much as I can between the coughing up a lung, eating oranges and passing out on the couch thing.

;P

Hope you're all okay.

Hogties and hugs.
x

Away for the weekend.
Wish me luck on this hallowed holiday we called mothering sunday..

Love and snuggly nuzzles to a couple of you. xxx

Just because it says I'm online doesn't mean I am. I tend to get distracted and forget to sign off.. Eheh. My apologies!

I really am a bit on and off lately, aren't I? My humblest of apologise.. I'm down on my knees in repentance, promise. ;D

Not sure if I'll be on much over the next couple of months but thank you for the messages kind Ladies, Gents and those in the delicious spaces beneath.

I hope you are all well and enjoyed the snow as much as I did!

x

Eep, off again for.. however long it takes!

Hope you're all well and I'll be back when I get back near a computer. ;P

Keep the messages coming, the attention whore in me is lavishing in your attentions. ;P

x

Am off for a week.

Sadly, no, not a holiday to Barbados or even Cornwall. Just some bits and bobs that are in dire need of taking care of and now I?m up and about (no longer snotting everywhere) it seemed like a rather perfect time.

I have mundane things to do and you lovely people and your devious ways are a trifle distracting! ;P

I'll be moaning and groaning all the way and not in the way I'd like to be. ;D

But, please, my regular chatters, don?t stop messaging. It?ll be lovely to come back to some trickles of your endless wisdoms.

I'll be back before you know it, sorry I couldn't give everyone a message, 'twas short notice.

Regards and rope burn.
x

Too windy to sleep.. blearily feeling my way through the site, curled snugly beneath my duvet with my cup of lemsip? warming my lap!

On a mini rant note :

Self confidence, how can you lack it on a faceless (ignore the picture, it doesn?t exist, woooOooOOo. Scooby Doo noise, work with me here.) site such as this?
So this turns me to here..

I wish I wasn't such a chicken. There was a very beautiful Domme on here, whom, I wanted to compliment. But then... it seemed shallow and contrite... And now I cuss myself for missing an opportunity on complimenting a beautiful woman. ?Cause, really, you can never be complimented enough can you ladies, gents and those who are yet to decide? ;D

Maybe I need to grow some metaphorical balls? I always get shy around Ladies! It's a crime, I tell ya.

La de dah, anyway, yeah.. Ignore me, I?ll go back to my sneezing and less than melodic humming now...

Waves hand dismissively.

Love and snug's.
x

Happy New Year.
Hope you had a good 2008, if not, welcome to 2009, enjoy your stay.

I'm ill, again. Apparently.. I have the immunity of a gnat this winter. Ahh well.. I'll take a while to reply again.
Many apologies.

EDIT: How frustrating! I'm having severe lag problems as of late (I just attract disasters, be warned) and am finding it hard to reply to everyone. Don't take it personally, I will reply ASAP!

Take care.
x

Merry Christmas!

I wish you all good tidings and velveteen suitcases stuffed with the most beautiful of bound women.

And a copious amount of chocolate.
;3

I'm rather chatty tonight, feel free to drop me a message and I'll reply if I haven't crashed out on my keyboard!

I'll be on when I can,
Regards and rope.

x

Ee, hello all!
Not been on due to either being aggravatingly ill or sadly internetless!

I do hope you're all okay.
I'm plodding through my messages now, so I'll try and reply to you as soon as possible.

Take care.
x

edit!

I just deleted some messages in my inbox as 21 pages was a joke. Then, I, ah ... ahem, got rather carried away. If you messaged me in my absence, I humbly apologise! I just deleted your e-letter..
Please message again. -Flutters lashes.- I'd be very appreciative.

Well I'm off, all replies will not be forthcoming until Monday!

Take care y'all!
xxx

I'm feeling a bit better, but still a bit 'blergh' but such is the way with viruses!

Thank you for all your kind words people, they were much appreciated and brought a smile to my dry, cracked, snotty lips. (God that sounds awful, but probably closer to the truth.. eheh)
I hope you are all well and I'll be back Tuesday! I have a busy week of coursework ahead and I'm un-regrettably off on a mini break this weekend. Fingers crossed a) NO RAIN b) NO VIRUS c)Lots of delicious cake.

Have a good week guys, gals, Ma'am's, Sir's. ;P

Regards and rope,

humble wee kitten.
x

I'm still quite ill.. How troublesome.
Thanks to the few of you for letting me bitch and gripe about it!

There's a couple of messages I want to be coherent to write back, one's that have REALLY got my interest so, please, be patient Sirs and Madame?s. (Oh I do love that word) ;P
I can hardly string a sentence together without sneezing a lung up at the moment so I'm pretty darn useless!
Each way, have a good week and I'll hopefully be a little more 'alive' by the weekend.

I hope you are all well

Take care,

kitten.
xxx

I's all snotty and wibbly, so unnatractiveness at it's highest!

I'll reply to you lot when I can sit on the computer without sneezing a lung out or some variety of nausea.

Sorry for the delay.

:'[

Hope you're all well!
(So much for that 'having a life' post, haha)

kitten
x

I do sleep sometimes and OCCASIONALLY, I even have a life

SHOCK

So, please don't take it personally if I take a while to reply. Or, read your message and lack promptness in retort. I mean to, just got a mind full o' rubbish 'sall.

Take care all!

kitten
xxx

Sir's, Ma'am's and those in between... using your drivers liscene photo as your inorgural profile picture was a bad move. Even the most handsome of men and stunning of women look like murderers in those things...

But it does tickle me!

kitten
xx

'I'm genuine'

The more I'm reading that. The less convinced I am the person saying it IS indeed actually genuine. That stating it is over and over.. is merely over compensation for being a sociopath..

Oo, cynicism, I know bad for someone my age. Tsk tsk.

p.s this doesn't cover all of you, some of you are lovely people. It's just the.. slightly ?socially abnormal? one's that say it and it tickles me! (And sadly it's not even a pleasurable tickle..)

Alright, I'll shut up now!

xxx

SORRY, I can't accept chat requests, it crashes internet explorer for some reason!

Hello all,
(thanks for looking at my profile, you brave soul)

Oohh, that dreadful real life (not so terrible really) has caught up with me. I've been a busy little devil and near forgot about this place! But I hope you are all keeping well as I am.

I'm going to update my profile information, I feel it needs some tweaking..
*Types away*

My only real discrepancy with this site is I haven't had many messages from women. I'm a little despondent as I was hoping for some diversity and am a little shy in messaging people... So, eh, lets hope for more of the fairer sex, not that I'm getting bored of your compliments or anything, guys. Hehe.

x

Ahh, thank you for all the kind messages! (Even the crudely funny one's.)

I will get around to replying to you all but bloody hell, there are ALOT. So please, be patient, okay?

Many thanks and I wish you a good day and some nice sunshine.
x

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