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Female Submissive, 19, Geneva, Florida
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About KittenGoreface
I don't think anyone ever knows what to say in these profile type things. I don't believe a person's being can be summarized in a few measly paragraphs, but I suppose I can try.
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I'd like to believe myself well rounded, Jill of all trades if you will. I'm most definitely a tomboy, but I do clean up nice! I like hard work, and getting dirty. I'm comfortable working on cars, and blasting through a few hundred rounds, then going inside to bake cookies.
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I'm artistically, inclined. I love sketching, and painting, horror movies especially, and 'B' films too.
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Oh, and, by the way, messages that begin with or contain: "I sure would like to fuck you." Will be automatically discarded. Shit gets old fellas! Shake it up a little!
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Also, I'm not interested in married men, couples or women. Straight men only please.
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Also, also, don't get butthurt if I reply to your message by stating I'm not interested, you simply aren't what I'm looking for.
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I wish you all the best of luck in your journey to fulfillment! |
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Basic Language Skills:
An apostrophe goes in words like 'You're'.
Loose is the opposite of tight. Lose is the opposite of win. Imagine the extra 'o' is a hemorrhoid on the word Lose. Hemorrhoids are never tight.
A lot. Not Alot.
Their. 'I didn't like their apples'. There. 'I don't want to go there.'
There is no A in 'definitely'.
There is a difference between 'effect' and 'affect'.
Learn the difference between weather and whether. Nobody talks about the whether.
Then: Immediately or soon afterward Than: a comparison.
To: A journey from a to b Too: an addition. 'He is coming, too.' |
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Another conundrum of CM: People who instigate conversation and then, simply delete your message, unread. What was the point? Y U NO MAKE SENSE INTERWEBZ?! *facepaws* |
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Gotta love copy/pasted spam messages. I have a little advice: Remember history repeats itself. If no one responded to said copy/pasted message, chances are, no one is GOING to respond to them. Change it up, be yourself. Be unique. Fishing for something generic is going to get you just that, asshattery. Why waste your time? Why waste my time? |
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I guess I should clarify the fact that I'm very aware Freddie Mercury was gay.. it still doesn't change the fact fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round. -facepaws.- |
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Sometimes, I have body image issues; but then I remember Freddie Mercury likes fat bottomed girls. |
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Foot in mouth and head up ass-hole, whatcha talkin' 'bout? Difficult to dance 'round this one 'til you pull it out, boy. Who are you to wave your finger? So full of it. Eye balls deep in muddy waters. Fuckin' hypocrite. |
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I got my first hate mail today, and I'm beyond amused! It clearly states in my profile that I'm a large, beautiful woman, but thank you for bringing it to my attention. (As if I didn't know!) It's super flattering to know you took time out of your day to run your mouth! Thanks for the laugh! |
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The beat that's in me is poly-rhythmic. You're only 60 heart beats per minute. |
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Be nice to females, give a bitch a hug. |
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Well, I decided it was time to make some cute little kitten ears, and what better material to make then from than duct tape! I'll post pictures eventually for those interested. |
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